#alberto rosende

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(some) shadowhunters cast!!

This is a very special show. Here are my favorite parts from it

• “It sounded boring anyway.” Jace trying to pretend like he doesn’t want to be part of a police station heist by quoting the same line used by every teenage girl who ever felt left out
  
• “Luke had his chance.” “Yeah.” Jace and Clary, discovering Luke is in custody of Internal Affairs and therefore can’t get the thing they need, because you know, fuck him, it’s not like he’s anyone’s surrogate dad here or anything
  

How does photography work in this world? because i honestly think people are somehow able to screencap their lives and then they frame it and that’s how they save memories

• “Are you OK?” “Anything you want to talk about?” Izzy’s dad, when he sees her dressed like her mother and is internally struggling with the fact that this could possibly be anything but a complete mental breakdown
  
• Clary’s annoyance when Luke tells her he might be the prime suspect in a murder investigation and therefore can’t help her right away. OMG, what a total dick, dads are always ruining your day somehow, huh Clary?????
  

who the fuck orders HALF a bagel

Simon

• The way Simon pronounces ‘texts’ like ‘Texas’
  
• When you google the actor playing Simon to see if he’s from Europe or something (nope, just Florida, where apparently they pronounce ‘texts’ like ‘Texas’)

when ur nuts have gone bad

• Alec, trying to distract that policewoman by flirting with her and then resorting to just spilling water all over her desk instead #nailedit
  

Shadowhunter night vision

I’d ask for a refund

• “What is all this crap, lunch receipts?” Jace, deciding that all the NYPD’s ‘evidence’ is garbage. take that ya fuckin muggles
  

You’d think with all their magical powers shadowhunters could come up with a better source of portable light than a glowing rock

honestly, a flashlight seems more functional

• Clary: *looks at a photo of her missing mom for two seconds* Jace: *practically rolls his eyes* “This will take all day.” You guys, I don’t know what it is about Jace, but he’s just so dreamy sometimes
  
• “I know you guys are having a moment, but we really have to go.” Well at least Clary can dish it right back, she and Jace will be in a mutual relationship of never letting one another have a personal or sentimental moment ever: a love for the ages
• Clary’s voicemail message having an extra long pause after the initial greeting so people think she picked up when she didn’t, and if that isn’t the mark of a true a-hole then i don’t know what is
  
• “I’ve never heard him this quiet around pasta before.” what kinds of sounds does Simon make around pasta guys I gotta know
  

the moment Clary thinks she guessed wrong and killed the real Jace instead of a demon impostor

do you think she will learn a valuable lesson about overestimating her abilities in a world she just discovered existed a week ago?

LOL 

learning life lessons is for the losers and the haters 

#ClaryOut

First question was about who is the best at giving gifts. Alberto said that the only one that always gives him gifts is Katherine and said the coolest gifts received from her is the complete screenplay of “The Godfather”.

The next question was for Matt and it was about the parabatai tracking sceneandwhat it was like to film it. Matthew said that he started laughing as soon as he looked straight into Dom’s eyes, because one of his eyes is “wrong”. He also thought that Dominic’s life purpose was boiling down to Matt having to look him in the eye in that scene.

Irene then asked which book they’d open first if books were portals. Alberto said Harry Potter, because he wants to be a wizard. Matt said he’d go into a Harry Potter book and then he’d open up Moby Dick.

They then started critizicing Katherine’s gingerbread house.

Next question was about who caused the most chaos on set and who behaved best. Alberto said they all know the answers to the question: Kat was the one who caused the most chaos and Dominic behaved best. Matt said he never caused problems and Dominic agreed saying he was boring.

The last question was about who is the hardest to buy gifts for. Matt said he thinks he’s the easier one, because he accepts everything. Dominic said Kat is the tricky one because she wants everything.

The first question was about which song their character would absolutely have in their playlist.
Matt said “Don’t stop me now” by Queen, Kat said “Fragile World” by Simon Lewis, Nicola said that in season three it would probably be “Single Ladies” by Beyoncé, “Redemption Song”  by Bob Morley and the Wallers for season two and Star Wars’ imperial March for season one. Will said “Lasagna Man” by Adele, which isn’t real but it’s perfect for his character and Dom said “Danger Zone” by Kenny Loggins.

In the second question they’ve been asked if they missed training for fighting scenes.
They all said they wouldn’t be able to do the same things they did during Shadowhunters now. It was hard work and they all enjoyed working out together and Kat added that they were all like big brothers to her and helped her doing the exercise correctly. They also said that Kat was the only one who got out without serious injuries. Dom said Will was the only one who didn’t hit him, in fact Matt punched him in the face and Kat stabbed him.

The last question is about what they miss the most about Shadowhunters.
Kat was the first to answer and said she misses spend time with all the cast. Alan said he too misses the cast, especially Matt’s explainations about cows. Matt and Nicola agreed with Kat, Nicola added that they were her first friends after she became a mum. Will said he also misses the craft table but mostly he misses his character and screaming at people. Nicola then asked him what his favorite thing at the craft table was and he said he loved the nuts, while Matthew remembers the ham and chees melted croissant.

Q:What would you choose if you could travel to any imaginary world?
A: Can I have superpowers or do I have to be a mundane? I’d love to go to Hogwarts and be a wizard.
D: I would like to be in Matrix and have a wonderful perfect life.

Q: Which marvel or DC comics character would you like to play?
D: Alberto would be young Superman. He would be an amazing superman with his “wavy gorgeous dark hair”. I’d like to be Dick Grayson, I love his story.

Q:What was your impression of each other?
A: We met at the auditions where he was speaking as Jace would do adn I was confused because I was told he was British.
D: We bonded when we were in Toronto and started going out. He’s very passionate about all he does.
A: I thought Dom was a really cool guy.
D: The more you knew me, the more it went downward.

Q:If you could be a drink, what drink would it be and what would your cocktail name be?
A: My drink should be a fun one that you could drink anywhere, like a Gin Tonic with fruity elements to give flavour.
D: I’d like to be a Gin Tonic but also a Tequila Sunrise. 

Q:In a fight between Jace and Blake, who would win?
A: It would be a super even fight.
D: It would probably be Blake, because Jace would think that it is stupid to prove himself against a fire fighter. 

Q:Have you read “Red Son” and who’s your favourite character in Fortnite?
A: I haven’t, but Dom has.
D: I wanted to play to Fortnite with Alberto, we have a group of players [the Tomatoes].

Dominic x Glamoholic (2016)