#albusdumbledore

Hermione: Don’t do the thing Harry!

Ron: Hey Harry, lets do the thing!

Snape: Don’t do the thing you dunderhead ball of deaf ignorance.

McGonagall:  Mr Potter, don’t you dare do the thing.

Dumbledore: Hmmm…  Perhaps you shouldn’t do the thing, but here are some tools, explained in the most vague possible way, to get the thing done, I’m counting on you.

Hagrid: *Gives all the details about the thing*  Shouldn’t have said that.  ‘Arry don’t do the thing.

Sirius: James, I mean Harry, back in my school days with James, your dad, we always did the thing.

Remus: Sirius, perhaps you shouldn’t encourage him, but if you’re going to, here’s a map to help you do the thing.

Draco: Potter can’t possibly accomplish the thing.  Prat.

Luna: We must go do the thing from the side while riding nargles to freedom.

Voldemort: THERE IS NO THING BUT POWER AND THOSE TO WEAK TO ACCEPT IT.

Harry: I‘m doing the thing!  I’m doing IT RIGHT NOW!  CONSIDER THE THING DONE.