#hagrid
Remember Harry’s first time going to Hogwarts, where Hagrid disappears right before Harry can ask how to get to the platform?
How did he get away so quickly and quietly?
There are muggles everywhere…
Did he just tiptoe away at high speed for dramatic flare?
Hagrid
“I shouldn’ta told yeh that!” he blurted out. “Forget I said it! Hey — where’re yeh goin’?”
Hermione: Don’t do the thing Harry!
Ron: Hey Harry, lets do the thing!
Snape: Don’t do the thing you dunderhead ball of deaf ignorance.
McGonagall: Mr Potter, don’t you dare do the thing.
Dumbledore: Hmmm… Perhaps you shouldn’t do the thing, but here are some tools, explained in the most vague possible way, to get the thing done, I’m counting on you.
Hagrid: *Gives all the details about the thing* Shouldn’t have said that. ‘Arry don’t do the thing.
Sirius: James, I mean Harry, back in my school days with James, your dad, we always did the thing.
Remus: Sirius, perhaps you shouldn’t encourage him, but if you’re going to, here’s a map to help you do the thing.
Draco: Potter can’t possibly accomplish the thing. Prat.
Luna: We must go do the thing from the side while riding nargles to freedom.
Voldemort: THERE IS NO THING BUT POWER AND THOSE TO WEAK TO ACCEPT IT.
Harry: I‘m doing the thing! I’m doing IT RIGHT NOW! CONSIDER THE THING DONE.
Harry Potter
Harry Pawtter
Ron Weasley
Ron Woofley
Hermione Granger
Howlmione Grrrrranger
Fred & George Weasley
Fang & Gnaw Woofley
Ginny Weasley
Ginny Woofley
Albus Dumbledore
Alpha Dumbledog
Severus Snape
Severuff Snarl
Sirius Black
Sirius Bark
Rubeus Hagrid
Ruffeus Houndrid
Bellatrix Lestrange
Bellatreats Lestray
Peter Pettigrew
Peter Pedigree
Lucius Malfoy
Leashius Muzzlefoy
Draco Malfoy
Draclaw Muzzlefoy
Lord Voldemort
Lord Voldemutt
friendly reminder that it was harry who figured out hagrid got the dragon egg from voldemort for telling him how to get past fluffy, not hermione ❤️
Emma Watson and Tom Felton in the Behind the scenes of “Harry Potter 20th Anniversary: Return To Hogwarts” (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_g5KP9K6ao4)