#lovegood

282. Luna and the ravenclaw door knocker were BEST friends. Luna could, and would, chat to the knocker about her creatures for ages, and if it knew, the knocker would tell her where the nargles hid all her clothes.

requested by @dice-gobliny

Hermione: Don’t do the thing Harry!

Ron: Hey Harry, lets do the thing!

Snape: Don’t do the thing you dunderhead ball of deaf ignorance.

McGonagall:  Mr Potter, don’t you dare do the thing.

Dumbledore: Hmmm…  Perhaps you shouldn’t do the thing, but here are some tools, explained in the most vague possible way, to get the thing done, I’m counting on you.

Hagrid: *Gives all the details about the thing*  Shouldn’t have said that.  ‘Arry don’t do the thing.

Sirius: James, I mean Harry, back in my school days with James, your dad, we always did the thing.

Remus: Sirius, perhaps you shouldn’t encourage him, but if you’re going to, here’s a map to help you do the thing.

Draco: Potter can’t possibly accomplish the thing.  Prat.

Luna: We must go do the thing from the side while riding nargles to freedom.

Voldemort: THERE IS NO THING BUT POWER AND THOSE TO WEAK TO ACCEPT IT.

Harry: I‘m doing the thing!  I’m doing IT RIGHT NOW!  CONSIDER THE THING DONE.