Ling Wen: *showing the capital to a new God* and now I’ll show you what type of people work here.

Ling Wen: the floor is lava!

Mu Qing: *shoves Feng Xin off a table*

Xie Lian: *helps Pei Ming get on top of a table*

Ling Wen: as you can see there are two type of people

crystal-rebellion:

stonerfag:

lithiumalchemist:

Holy fucking shit y'all.

ok but

Have some samples from the comments - 10/10 would recommend browsing them.

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/29526561

dear-ao3:

It’s that time of the year again. Time to donate to AO3 and have a sht ton of fun with the absurdity of the donations they get!!!

Their goal? $40,000. What have they gotten so far?— $155,764.61 —

It’s always like this and it always makes me incredibly giddy.

dear-ao3:

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