[JUNGKOOK?] @BTS_twt Hyung’s quite good-looking. In Bangtan hyung’s the most good-looking.
진짜 정국인데요! 우리 트위터가 지민이형 트위터가 되어버렸네요. 이런. 그러니 한마디하고 갈께요. 지민이형이 형들 중에 가장 무섭고 방탄의 비쥬얼입니다.
[JUNGKOOK?] It’s really Jungkook! Our twitter has become Jiminie hyung’s twitter. Such. But I’ll leave after saying something. Jiminie hyung’s the scariest among the hyungs, and is Bangtan’s visual.
[SUGA] @BTS_twt Hello Jungkookie hyung it’s Suga. Hyungnim was asleep but from now on we’ll be sure to bring along a neck pillow (for you), please let us off this one time
[V] Actually I was a king at Geochang. (place) The fruits behind were all picked from my house. Coming to Seoul I’ve hidden my social status but looking at it now I do miss it pic.twitter.com/Jb7SaSR7vy
[JIMIN] What, I fell asleep and woke up but why is the twitter J-Hope hyung ahahahahahahahahahahahahahah what is this even kekeke Ninja Turtle charge~~ Let’s destroy J-Hope hyung pic.twitter.com/Zcsy7kUX2d
[J-HOPE’s reply] Wooohahahahanah ahahahahahahahahahaahgng looking at it it’s the day of Beatle Codes’ broadcast !!!’ Overflowing hopefulness Beatle Beatle it’s no joke ahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahng
아 잠깐이지만 너무 좋았다 여러분 지금 이 순간 많은 캡쳐 부탁드립니다 푸라하하ㅏ하하하 @,@/
[J-HOPE] Ah though it’s only for a while it’s been really nice. Everyone please do make a lot of captures of this moment. Foorahahahaahahaha @,@/
When You Got the Ball… ….You Gotta Score [Menphina Madness Blitzball Tournament]
CHAOS. IS… A LADDER.
Chaos! Where is Chaos! I’m looking for Chaos! From the coffee stained offices of The Eighteenth Floor, an unspeakable evil has been unleashed on the Blitzball field! It’s the Eighteenth Floor Ladder Libres! This team, manned by Sharlayan enchanted ladders. Violent ladders.
The Eighteenth Floor Ladder Libres are led by their mascot and beloved princess, Ladder-chan, a female ladder that has a huge fan following on the wrestling circuit. Somehow this team managed to join the Blitz-League late in the season (on April 1st no less) and without the knowledge of half the Hydaelyn Blitzball Association. Will Rafa put a stop to this madness, or is Aegir going to get away with adding an ELEVENTH team?!?!
The word “trump” actually comes from the family name “Trump”: one of The Donald’s ancestors was so successful in real estate that his name became a verb.
The click languages of Africa were recently proven not to exist, when several of their alleged speakers admitted that their grandfathers made them up as pranks in the 1930s and said that they were tired of keeping up the joke. However, click languages do exist: Chinese actually has several dozen clicks. Its speakers just don’t use them where foreigners might hear, because they’re worried about sounding uncivilized.
It’s a common misconception that English is descended from Latin. It’s actually Uralic! Compare ‘water’ to Finnish vete-‘water’, ‘hack’ to hakea‘retrieve’, ‘boy’ to poika‘boy’, the archaic second-person singular verb ending -(e)thto the Finnish second-person singular verb ending -t, etc.
It’s not a coincidence that “theology” starts with “the”. Before the Christianization of Europe, the English were pantheists, so naturally they called everything a god. The Christian missionaries didn’t stop them because they actually only spoke Old Gutnish, a closely related Germanic dialect that got its name from having ‘Gut’ (cf. German ‘Gott’) rather than ‘The’ as its word for ‘god’, and thought ‘the’ was just the definite article. This is also where the English word ‘god’ comes from.
Some more:
5. Everyone knows that the word “Apron” used to be “Napron,” but the -n got switched to the indefinite article “a.” What most people don’t know is that happened with “Apple” too. It used to be “Napple” because they originally came from Naples.
6. Spanish was invented when Italians vacationing in Iberia got drunk and started slurring Italian to some of the native tribes there who picked up the language.
7. The haircut “Mullet” comes from the French verb “Mouler” meaning “mould,” because the original wearers of the haircut would spend long hours “moulding” their haircut to make it look just right.
8. Maryland is the only state with a state motto in Italian because of the little reported Tuscan naval invasion of the colony. This is evidenced from the name “Annapolis,” which comes not from the wife of Lord Baltimore, but from Anna de’ Medici the Archduchess of Austria and sister of the Grand Duke of Tuscany.
Hello again, Tumblr. Now that our dashboards are back to normal (‘normal’ doing some heavy lifting here), the crabs are back in tropical paradise (for now), and Mr. Brick Whartley is back with them, we felt it was time for reflection.
In his opening statement on April 1, Mr. Whartley, our now-former Head of Viral Marketing and Exponential Growth and Front End Software Developer, outlined his ambition to “…increase clicks across the platform by any means necessary”. Quite the lofty ambition. And this got us thinking—how did we do? And by we, of course, we mean you. Well, you didn’t disappoint, and if you like unnecessarily large numbers, you’re in for a real treat.
By 12:49 pm (PDT)/3:49 pm (EDT), the community had summoned 7.5 million crabs at a rate of 1.07 million crabs per hour.
By the end of the day, there were 20,000 posts by 14,000 of you with the tag “time for crab.” Time indeed.
The community’s April Fools prank was a resounding success, with more than 52,000 posts from Tumblr users attempting to “crash” this Hellsite by scheduling posts all at the same time.
Mr. Brick Wharley’s blog accumulated more than 3,000 followers and 12,000 notes, while @staff received nearly 50,000 notes across the day.
Perhaps Mr. Whartley didn’t do such a lousy job. Finally, the most important statistic of the day, the community summoned25millioncrabs across Tumblr on April 1, 2022.
Credit where credit’s due, folks. You did us proud, you did Mr. Whartley proud, and most importantly, you did yourselves proud. So give those index fingers a little rest—they deserve it. And you will need all your strength for April 1, 2023.
headcanon that on april 1st a group of hufflepuffs were struggling to get into their common room bc the usual barrel tune wouldn’t work and then one muggle-born student tries smth strange and it turns out someone set the password as the rick roll
muggle-borns: wow i didn’t think that would work… clever tho
What if the Sims 2 was a dating simulator? Introducing: Dating Sim: the Sims 2! Where you talk with your favorites from the Sims 2 game and potentially romance them! Go on dates, get to know them and choose who you want to go with to the BFBVFS event in 2004 at the end of the week!
Everything is rushing back to me in a tidal wave. I need to start reblogging Avengers gif sets and headcannons on what each of their rooms look like in Stark Tower. I need to find out which of the characters from Brave are housed in Gryffindor and Ravenclaw. I need to stare at dark!Jack Frost fanart all day long. I need to see Homestuck cosplay.
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