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Chow Chow’s are known for its black tongue, but why and how the breed ended up with it has been a mystery until now.
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The origin of the Chow’s black tongue has been a mystery until recently and scientists believe they have an answer. The Chow is an ancient breed dating back thousands of years known as the Wun Hunnid years. The majority of Chow’s were born with pink tongues, but pups born with a black tongue are a throwback and genetically related to a dog they called Zombie Gou, translated to “Mr. Chow” coincidentally how they got their name.
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Mr Chow was owned by Sheit Fuick Yu a local medicine doctor, Chinese food/donut owner and breeder of the Foo Yu Cray dogs and SharPei Pei Luoung X (pronounced Shar pee-pee long time) but history would know him as PF Chang. Mr Chang began feeding his dogs the Lingzhi mushroom (the Spirit Mushroom) believing it would give them extra lives, hence the Zombie dog. Dr. Oww a scientist proved that the Lingzhi mushroom worked, producing a secretion that changed the molecular structure of the dogs giving them their famous Black tongue as well as itchy dry skin, a ferocious attitude and high pain tolerance that made them seem to come back alive after suffering a major injury.
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General Sun Yua Foo of the Fu King dynasty and leader of The Imperial Tranny Army of China heard of the dogs with the black tongue that died and came alive from local villagers who called them Dum Mad Chow and ordered 10,000 dogs for his army. This lead to an explosion of its popularity and rumor has it the dogs replaced children and was a reason for one child per parents in the China.
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The Lingzhi had one fall back, Dr. Oww related the mushroom to crack cocaine in that it creates a powerful and severe addiction. It is a strong stimulant that energizes the central nervous system and saliva sacs producing the black tongue, similar to how crack contributes to black dry lips.
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So next time you see a Chow Chow and their famous black tongue, you now know the history of the Dum Mad Chow Zombie dog, by the way April Fools
Doctor Janet and Snorlax are taking a 2 minute break from fighting COVID-19 to win this Pokémon battle!
All joking aside, thank you so much to all doctors, nurses and other front-line fighters who are helping treat people during the COVID-19 pandemic bless you all and may you all stay healthy and safe!
The strongest Pokémon trainer in Pokémon Sword and Shield has definitely got to be Doctor Janet! She’s such a pivotal character in the game and kicks some serious butt! April fools (for the record, Doctor Janet actually *IS* a character in Pokémon Sword and Shield… she’s one of the “assisting” NPCs for raids )
LOOK AT HIM GO!!!!!!! Buff tanktop-zawa???? He loves his kids so much I’m sobbing
Since ppl are asking, this is the source :
It’s the character Taimat from Horikoshi’s pervious series Sensei no bulge. He looks A LOT like Aizawa!!! I just threw in some screen tones & beefed him up using the magic of photoshop.
Edit: And to be clear, as the previous reblog revealed, yes, this was an April fool’s day prank.
THE TAGS ARE KILLING ME SJHFSHGDFK
PPl are still reblogging this….After this reaction, I’ll be surprised if I don’t get hate mail in my inbox once the real chapter drops. In fact, if I don’t I might actually be disappointed…
Hi everyone! I’ve got great news; I’ve decided to change the direction of my blog! From now on this will be a coffee sommelier blog, where I will catalogue all of the coffee I taste! Today I tried the espresso Frappuccino from Starbucks! The espresso Frappuccino has a great body, since it’s a semisolid, and the flavor is 10/10! I had to deduct some points for “gave me an ice cream headache” and being too big for me to finish! See you next time, coffee fans! #aprilfools #mylittlepony #concernedpony #mlp #starbucks https://www.instagram.com/p/Cb0gPsFvkji/?utm_medium=tumblr
Had to repost this from last April Fool’s Day. ❤ #Repost @ginahoardsyarn (@get_repost) ・・・ …and she laughed, and laughed!!! Last year’s April Fools Day share is still good. :D #aprilfools #needmoreyarn #craftlife #shopcraftlove #fibreandfabrics
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Don’t be fooled. When people play with you, play better. Happy April Fools Day!!! #april1st #aprilfools #vscocam #vscogood #vscoph #vscophile #vscodaily
OK SO I FINISHED THIS YESTERDAY BUT I FINISHED AT LIKE MIDNIGHT AND THAT A BAD TIME TO POST ART HAPPY LATE REALA DAY!!! Reala in a modified Lovenikki dress :3c
DO NOT EDIT DO NOT REPOST AND DONT BE WEIRDOS IN THE TAGS OR COMMENTS
How do you separate yourself from the crowd? How can people spot the real adventure rider? Introducing the new Klim Adventure Cape! Now when you pull up to Starbucks everyone will know you are the “Real Deal” adventure rider. Look like a superhero while enjoying a venti sugar free vanilla latte. Klim Bucket O’ Dirt not included but suggested to enhance that rugged superhero look. I mean look at this Douche! #Klimlife #2uptogether #adventure #motorcycle #dualsport #moto #motorrad #motocross #dualsportlife #adventuretravel #overland #motophoto #wanderlust #braap #biker #adventurebike #motociclismo #xladv #bikestagram #motophotography #instamotorcycle #advrider #motolife #caferacer #live #adv #passion #love #aprilfools #laugh https://www.instagram.com/p/B-cv6I9lpJi/?igshid=10jnw95uu0muw
