#ask meme
“Did you just… finish?”
“They always make shower sex sound so appealing, but honestly, this is getting dangerous.”
“Sorry, I can’t. I’m on my period.”
“I’m not actually feeling anything.”
“I’m sorry, I don’t know why this is happening. Or… isn’t happening.”
“Are you getting any closer?”
“Why do they make this look so easy in all those porn movies?! This hurts like fuck!”
“What do you do when you’re on your own? Maybe that’ll help.”
“This isn’t going to work out, is it? Do you maybe want to do something else? Watch a movie? Anything?”
“I think it’s not wet enough.”
“Ow, why do you keep doing that?! I said ‘no teeth’!”
“I know we’re kind of busy, but I actually need to pee…”
“Oh, no, no, no! I’m definitely not into that.”
“Can’t do that one right now. Constipated.”
“Do you have any fantasies? Maybe that could turn you on.”
“Did something just happen? You’re not turned on anymore.”
“Shit sorry, am I going too fast?”
“Don’t move! Your earring is caught in my hair!”
“Maybe we should spice it up a little. I’m actually getting quite bored…”
“Damn it, the batteries are running out. Please tell me you have new ones.”
“Wait, I thought you were joking when you said you wanted to try this.”
“Wow okay, I don’t know whether that’ll fit.”
“Is it really hurting too much? Do you need me to stop?”
“I may have just farted…”
001 . ————- flirting.
- “hey gorgeous… is this seat taken?”
- “your body looks s o good in this light”
- “care to dance? i’ll teach you how hips work”
- “how about i get you a drink and you tell me about yourself?”
- “here i dreaded going out… and i was lucky enough to meet an angel”
- “come closer baby”
- “want to come and join me?”
- “oh you got a little something there… let me fix it for you”
- “your eyes are gorgeous”
- “your lips are so beautiful”
- “do you come here often?”
- “your place or mine?”
002 . ————— behind closed doors.
- “oh baby… you’re so hard/wet.”
- “kiss me… harder.”
- “kiss me — there…”
- “please… i need you”
- “shut the door — quickly… i can’t wait to fuck you”
- “your breasts so beautiful”
- “unzip me ~ slowly…”
- “hurry up… i’m getting impatient ~”
- “how about… i pour champagne down your stomach… and get a little naughty”
- “are you a naughty girl/boy?”
- “that’s right baby, spread open for me”
- “how does it feel? ~ you like that?”
- “you’re driving me crazy… ! ”
- “keep them on… i like it that way”
- “You really know how to make a girl wet…“
- “Tell me where you want to touch me first.“
- “I can’t wait for you to put it in me.“
003 . ————— in the act .
- “Bite my neck and fuck me harder.”
- “I want you to cum all over my face.“
- “Don’t stop.“
- “Fill me up.“
- “You like how I fuck you?“
- “Cum for me.“
- “That’s… s o good —”
- “Mmm… please… ”
- “G—god, more… more!”
- “That’s it — that’s the spot baby!”
How kinky do you think my muse is and why? Send me on anon (or not) what you think they may have a kink for.
slightly nsfw (soft)
- “kiss me… there again —”
- “mm… please… i love it when you do that…”
- “i love the way you touch me…”
- “you’re ~ making me so hard…”
- “you’re ~ making me so wet…”
- “come closer; i want to feel you”
- “your hips feel so good in my hands”
- “your butt is so cute… i could eat it up ~”
- “your pussy is so cute… i could eat it up ~”
- “a–ah… that ~ tickles…”
- “you are already turned on ~?”
- “i can’t wait until we’re alone…”
- “is it alright if i touch you here?”
- “ ~ that’s my baby…”
slightly more nsfw
- “can i take it in?”
- “i am going to put it in now…”
- “please… ~ i need you”
- “i’m dying to feel you inside me…”
- “you’re so ~ wet”
- “mm… that’s right; spread a little more for me”
- “you look gorgeous…”
- “you look so hot like this”
- “i love the way you blow me…”
- “i’ll go slow for now”
- “faster, please…”
- “m–more…~”
- “wanna… sit on my lap?”
- “bend over baby… i’ll do the rest”
- “god… you look so delicious standing like this…”
- “mm… i love the way your mouth feels around me”
another flirty/nsfw sentence meme .
( since we all have different tastes ! )
❝ for the date, do you have any… tighter jeans~? ❞
❝ those ripped jeans are just a tease… i want to tear them apart. ❞
❝ you know i love to hold your hand, but today you just look too good from behind. ❞
❝ come on and dance with me~ if you can move in those pants, that’s it? ❞
❝ let’s not… take of our clothes just yet… this is just too hot. ❞
❝ oh lord, i just can’t stop staring at that piercing… ❞
❝ ahah… p… please be nice to me… my asthma might kill me otherwise~ ❞
❝ no, don’t sit… i’ll go down on my knees. ❞
❝ woah… don’t you have an early morning tomorrow? ❞
❝ i don’t care for being bullied in bed, so you should just stop. ❞
❝ you don’t think sweatpants are hot? i mean… these are an expensive brand? ❞
❝ there’s nothing dangerous with a little party make-out, right? ❞
❝ candles? nah, that’s a fire hazard. i can set the mood very well without it. ❞
❝ there’s just something so extremely irresistible about a uniform… ❞
❝ let me smudge my lipstick in all sorts of places, hm? ❞
❝ that paperwork seems awfully boring… wouldn’t i look better on your desk? ❞
❝ my paperwork is killing me… i’m just imagining you laying on the desk instead. ❞
❝ victoria’s secret? don’t tell me it’s a bag of perfume now~ ❞
❝ fuck… you can step on me in those heels. ❞
❝ i know i slept with a lot of people, but… it wasn’t making love. ❞
❝ i’ll be your type, if you would only tell me what it is. ❞
❝ i’m not sure if i’m comfortable being someone’s first time… ❞
❝ you should keep the boots on~ ❞
❝ these underwear are so… smooth… ❞
❝ oh…~ i didn’t expect you to shave all the way. ❞
❝ i’m not sure if i can… do that… i’m scared i’ll hurt you… ❞
❝ i know you like it, but i’m not… comfortable… ❞
❝ is that… lace i see? ❞
❝ why from behind? well… i like the thought of showing off what i got. ❞
❝ oh my god… here? really? are you sure? ❞
❝ do you think i could… put my fingers in your mouth? ❞
❝ ahaha… want to make me sweat right after i showered? ❞
❝ the sweater… do you have anything under? ❞
❝ anything you want to do, before i get dressed? ❞
❝ wow… aren’t you even going to touch the food first? ❞
❝ i put this on, thinking… dessert? ❞
❝ i… put on a little weight, but… it’s okay, right? ❞
❝ what’s with the layers? playing hard to get~? ❞
❝ come here… warm your hands. ❞
❝ my marks suit you. ❞
❝ holy shit… i love stockings. ❞
❝ if i break them with my teeth… will you hate me? ❞
❝ i really… want everyone to know i’m yours. ❞
❝ i like my reflection a little more with you all over me. ❞
❝ a—ah! a bite?! ❞
❝ the more the merrier, don’t you think? ❞
❝ i got a new apartment, and i need someone to put clothes on the floor. ❞
❝ let’s climb into the backseat… ❞
❝ oh, look! my hand fits perfectly in your back pocket! ❞
❝ look at the mirror… don’t you look cute? i know you do… ❞
- “If we weren’t at this party and these people weren’t around, I would jump you right now…”
- “What would you say if I asked you to go down on me right now?”
- “It might sound greedy, but I need your cock so bad right now…”
- “I wish I could control myself better around you, but when I see you, all I want to do is rip your clothes off and fuck you.”
- “I need to feel you inside me.”
- “Nobody has ever fucked me like you do.”
- “Even when you’re in a bad mood, I want to fuck you.”
- “I’m going to mark you as mine tonight.”
- “When we get home, I’m going to make you orgasm so hard.”
- “Knowing that you can completely overpower me makes me so crazy horny.“
- “What would you prefer I wear tonight, a thong or panties or nothing at all?”
- “Would you discipline me if I was acting bratty?”
- “If these people weren’t here, I would be on my knees with your cock in my mouth.”
- “I can barely concentrate; I just keep thinking about you grabbing me and taking me.”
- “I’ve got a sexy surprise for you later…”
- “I wish we could just stay in bed and have sex all day long…”
- “I love it when you wear tight clothes.”
- “Guess what color my panties are?”
- “We need to meet after work; this horniness is killing me.”
- “I just want to wrap my pussy around your cock.”
- “I just want to wrap my ass around your cock.”
- “You look so fucking hot in the morning.”
- “I wore these panties just for you.”
- “I feel so horny and helpless when you dominate me.”
- “Tonight is going to be a lot of fun…”
- “If you play your cards right, you’ve got some pleasure/fun coming your way.”
- “Stop looking at me like that, it’s making me wet.”
- “Stop looking at me like that, it’s making me hard.”
- “Tonight we’re going to do what I want to do. But don’t worry, it’s going to be a lot of fun!”
- “I’m going to make you scream and shout tonight!”
- “It’s a pity we’re not in bed right now because all I can think of is feeling your body on mine.”
VERY NSFW!! 18+ ONLY!!
1. My muse ties your muse to the bed and teases them.
2. Your muse ties my muse to the bed and teases them.
3. My muse dons high heels and asks your muse to lick them.
4. Your muse dons high heels and asks my muse to lick them.
5. My muse grabs your muse’s ass.
6. Your muse grabs my muse’s ass.
7. My muse kisses my muse’s neck and leaves marks.
8. Your muse kisses my muse’s neck and leaves marks.
9. My muse leaves bite marks all over your muse.
10. Your muse leaves bite marks all over my muse.
11. My muse kisses your muse with tongue.
12. Your muse kisses my muse with tongue.
13. My muse pulls your muse’s hair during intercourse.
14. Your muse pulls my muse’s hair during intercourse.
15. My muse performs oral sex on your muse.
16. Your muse performs oral sex on my muse.
17. My muse masturbates for your muse’s eyes only.
18. Your muse masturbates for my muse’s eyes only.
19. My muse puts a blindfold on your muse.
20. Your muse puts a blindfold on my muse.
21. My muse uses a sex toy on your muse.
22. Your muse uses a sex toy on my muse.
23. My muse catches your muse masturbating.
24. Your muse catches my muse masturbating.
25. My muse spanks your muse.
26. Your muse spanks my muse.
27. My muse puts a gag in your muse’s mouth.
28. Your muse puts a gag in my muse’s mouth.
29. My muse forces yours onto their hands and knees.
30. Your muse forces mine onto their hands and knees.
31. My muse watches yours getting undressed.
32. Your muse watches mine getting undressed.
33. My muse slams yours against a wall.
34. Your muse slams mine against a wall.
35. My muse decides to get rough with yours during intercourse.
36. Your muse decides to get rough with mine during intercourse.
37. My muse talks dirty to yours.
38. Your muse talks dirty to mine.
39. My muse cross-dresses for your muse.
40. Your muse cross-dresses for my muse.
41. My muse fingers your muse.
42. Your muse fingers my muse.
43. My muse gets drunk and asks yours for sex.
44. Your muse gets drunk and asks mine for sex.
45. My muse does a strip tease for your muse.
46. Your muse does a strip tease for my muse.
47. My muse chokes yours during sex.
48. Your muse chokes mine during sex.
49. My muse dry humps your muse.
50. Your muse dry humps my muse.
51. Our muses have sex for the first time.
52. Our muses have sex while trying not to be heard.
53. Our muses get caught having sex.
54. Our muses roleplay during sex.
55. Our muses have sex in the shower.
56. Our muses have sex while still in their clothes.
57. Our muses have sleepy morning sex.
58. Our muses engage in BDSM.
59. Our muses have sex that goes horribly wrong.
60. Our muses have sex with the intention of never seeing each other after that.
61. Our muses have nasty, loud sex.
62. Our muses have anal sex.
63. Our muses do the 69 position.
64. Our muses have sex doggystyle.
65. Our muses have sex after an argument.
66. Our muses have sex without foreplay.
67. Our muses have extremely rough sex.
68. Our muses leave marks on each other during sex.
69. Our muses try new sex positions together.
70. Our muses orgasm together.
ACTIONS - ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING
- *Accidentally spills [[SPECIFY HERE]] on you*
- *Slaps you*
- *Kisses you on the lips*
- *Bites your lip*
- *Rubs your shoulders*
- *Dumps ice water over your head*
- *Winks at you*
- *Flips hair at you*
- *Throws a ball of paper towards you*
- *Hands you a note, inside it says [[SPECIFY HERE]]*
- *Slams the door shut behind you*
- *Storms out of the room*
- *Wraps my arms around you from behind*
- *Kisses your neck*
- *Nibbles on your earlobe*
- *Tucks a strand of hair behind your ear*
- *Strokes your hair*
- *Caresses your cheek*
- *Holds you in my arms*
QUOTES - PICK UP LINES EDITION
- “You’re cute and I’m horny. You thinking what I’m thinking?”
- “I see you like cardio… wanna go back to my place and do it together?”
- “I’m sorry, but I just received a call for you. From heaven? I think they’re missing an angel.”
- “Hold my hand? I’m afraid I’m getting lost in your eyes.”
- “Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.”
- “Are you a pokemon? Because I’d like to peek-at-chu.”
- "If I had a dollar for every beautiful girl/guy I saw tonight, I’d have one dollar. Because the only beautiful girl/guy in here is you.”
- “Maybe I could show you my [[SPECIFY ITEM]] collection. It’s back at my house, so we’d have to go there but…”
- *Spills a drink on your shirt* “I’m so sorry! But if it’s any reassurance, I think that top would look better on my bedroom floor anyways.”
QUOTES - STRANGERS EDITION
- "I’m sorry, have we met before?”
- “I don’t know you, but thanks.”
- “You’re a very nice guy/girl, you know that?”
- “We only just met… but I’d really like to see you again.”
- “Do you think you could move your ass out of my friend’s seat?”
- “It’s none of your business. We just met.”
- “Hey I’m [[NAME HERE]] and my crazy ex-girlfriend/boyfriend is here and I was wondering if you’d pretend to date me so I can get them off my back?”
- "I’m so sorry about that! Let me buy you a new sandwich.”
- “Oh shit. I didn’t mean to trip you I swear, I’m sorry.”
QUOTES - WORKPLACE EDITION
- “Did you get that email I sent you last night?”
- “No, I’m serious. She/he brought a flask to work.”
- "I overheard the boss and I think you’re about to be put up for a promotion!”
- “I know what you’ve got in that top drawer.”
- “I can’t believe you’re drunk at work.”
- “You know, most people watch porn at home.”
- “Your Netflix binge is using up all the broadband.”
- “Stop torrenting, asshole! I have a report to send off to Japan in an hour and I can’t even open Gmail!”
- “If you spent half as much time on doing your job as you do on World on Warcraft, maybe you’d have a chance at a promotion too.”
- “You’ve been working here for 6 years and you don’t know where the break room is?”
QUOTES - SCHOOL EDITION
- “Didn’t you hear? [[NAME HERE]] and [[NAME HERE]] hooked up last night!”
- "We lost the playoffs.”
- “The girls team beat the boys!”
- “I heard he/she got called into the principal’s office.”
- “Apparently the swim team had an orgy after hours.”
- “I heard they were fucking in the bathroom.”
- “She/he’s been paying people to do their homework!”
- “She/he fell running in the hallway and knocked out a few teeth.”
- “I can’t believe we’re graduating this year.”
- “Being a freshman sucks.”
- “I slept with a sophomore last weekend.”
- “She/he told me they were a junior!”
- “Why are those freshmen staring at you?”
- “Is there a reason everyone suddenly knows your name overnight?”
- “How come everyone suddenly knows who I am?”
- “Did you tell them about my [[INSERT SECRET HERE]]?!”
- "I can’t believe you hooked up with my boyfriend/girlfriend.”
- “I definitely failed that test.”
- “I got an A on my essay!”
QUOTES - SASS EDITION
- “Wow, there’s a stick wedged so far up your ass I don’t think I can even pull it out.”
- “I’m sorry, but my number of fucks to give has officially reached a negative number.”
- “Uranus called and said I’m huge and in the way.”
- "I’m searching… searching… oh. Well would you look at that. I couldn’t find any fucks to give.”
- “What’s the difference between a dolphin and you? Dolphins have brains.”
- “Just because that’s mistletoe hanging above us doesn’t mean I’m going to kiss you.”
- “Take a picture, it’ll last longer.”
- “At this point you might as well ask for my autograph.”
QUOTES - ARGUMENTS/ROWS/QUARRELS EDITION
- “You know I’m right! I’m always right!”
- "Shut up. Just shut up!”
- “I don’t need to listen to this.”
- “You’re lying.”
- “I can’t believe you’d say that. Even in an argument, that was low of you.”
- “I can’t look at you.”
- “Don’t fucking touch me.”
- “If you say one more word, I swear…”
- “Pipe down, you’re making a scene.”
- “What’s wrong with you?”
- “Now I know why people think you’re neurotic.”
- “You must be crazy.”
- “I’m not backing down.”
- "You can’t hide the truth forever, you know.”
- “What’s your issue?”
- "You make me so angry.”
- "This has nothing to do with you.”
QUOTES - LOVERS EDITION
- "And… and I love you! It’s what I’ve been trying to tell you all along.”
- “I don’t know how to say it. But you know what I’m trying to say, right?”
- “I’ve never been good at this. I don’t do relationships. But I… I want to try with you.”
- "You’re the one that I want.”
- “I don’t care. I don’t give a shit, don’t you get it? I don’t give a flying fuck unless it has to do with you. I love you.”
- "Please don’t say that. You know you’re the only one for me. Fuck everyone else.”
- “I can’t stop thinking about you. Every minute of every day. I could be standing in the shower or cooking breakfast, but you’re still the only thought on my mind.”
- “I want to wake up next to you, everyday for the rest of my life.”
- “I’ve always been afraid of commitment, okay? That’s why I sleep around.”
- "I’ve never wanted to give love a try until now.”
- “Please, don’t leave me.”
- “I need you more than you will ever know.”
- “I love you more than I could ever express in words.”
QUOTES - DRUNK AND KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR EDITION
- *Starts singing [[SPECIFY SONG NAME]] outside your door/window*
- “I didn’t fuck him/her, I swear!”
- “I brought vodka and ice cream.”
- “You left your anal beads at my house. Wait… no, they’re just normal mardi gras beads.”
- “I can’t believe you went without me!”
- “I love you, I love you so much and you just don’t see it. What am I supposed to do?”
- “I know you’re sad and upset. Let me be your distraction! I want to be your distraction!”
- “I can’t find my apartment and I couldn’t stop thinking about you.”
- “Let me in! I think I’m gonna throw up.”
TEXTS - DRUNK EDITION
- [TEXT] You dumped me for HIM/HER?
- [TEXT] I can’t stop listening to our song.
- [TEXT] My pillow still smells like you.
- [TEXT] You left your cologne when you moved out. I used it up.
- [TEXT] Do you even love me?
- [TEXT] What happened to us?
- [TEXT] I just want to eat bacon and see you naked. And then eat bacon off of you naked.
- [TEXT] IM26C4U.
- [TEXT] You never gave a shit about me.
- [TEXT] I couldn’t care less.
- [TEXT] Now you know how it feels.
- [TEXT] I still love you.
- [TEXT] I can’t stop thinking about all the times you told me you loved me… and wondering if they were lies.
TEXTS - EMERGENCY EDITION
- [TEXT] I fell down the stairs and… well, I’m in the ER.
- [TEXT] ______ got injured during their game and I’m waiting with them at the hospital but I can’t do this alone.
- [TEXT] Did you know your mother/father is at the hospital right now??
- [TEXT] I was cleaning out the garage and I’m stuck under some boxes!! Please help before the spiders get me.
- [TEXT] I don’t know what happened I was just cooking and then all of a sudden the pasta was on fire!
NSFW // 1 - 15
1. I dare you to take your all clothes off.
2. I dare you to kiss me for a whole minute.
3. I dare you to give me a lap dance.
4. I dare you to turn me on without touching me.
5. I dare you to booty call your best friend.
6. I dare you to kiss my ass.
7. I dare you to make me cum in a minute or less.
8. I dare you to walk down in the street in only your underwear.
9. I dare you to kiss your worst enemy.
10. I dare you to have public sex with me.
11. I dare you to make out with a sex doll.
12. I dare you to lick whipped cream off my stomach.
13. I dare you to give me as many hickeys as you can in less than a minute.
14. I dare you to admit your kink to me.
15. I dare you to have sex with someone you hate/don’t find attractive.
send me a random word and a ship and i’ll make a head cannon about it
and my muse will have to guess who left the note.
…and my muse will tell you one of the following after a random number generation.
MIX OF FLUFF, ANGST, NSFW, LYRICS AS PHRASES, ETC.
- “You’re enough, you’ve always been enough.”
- “Please say you’ll be mine — forever maybe?”
- “If this is another one of your NYSNC dance off’s it’s not gonna be me.”
- “…— all my love is for you.”
- “What’s a girl/guy gotta do to get some chili cheese nachos over here?”
- “Hands off. The boy is /mine/.”
- “If you love her/him so much why don’t you marry her/him?”
- “That’s my girl/boy!”
- “Am I really good enough for you?”
- “Oh! Look at that hottie over there, they’re totally checking you out!”
- “Drinks on me tonight.”
- “We’ll always be friends…no matter what.”
- “Please don’t leave me.”
- “Don’t you dare run away from this! Everything was just starting to get good for us and now you wanna turn your back?!”
- “I’ll eat you up.”
- “I think I’m in love.”
- “So fess up, who’s the girl/guy you’ve been crushing on, and don’t even try and tell me you’re not.”
- “Can’t get enough.”
- “Sharing equals caring.”
- “If this ringtone of a drunk squirrel laughing doesn’t make you either smile or start laughing you have no sense of humor and we’re not friends anymore.”
- “I guess this is goodbye then…”
- “You’re not even going to try and make this work?”
- “Hey it’s morning already? I couldn’t sleep at all.”
- “You’re blushing — how adorable.”
- “You look so cute when you’re sleeping.”
- “I have no intention of giving you to others.”
- “Hey I’m getting hungry, feed me.”
- “Hmph, don’t fool around, it’s early in the morning — I’m not awake yet.”
- “Promise me okay?”
- “No — I’ve just got more things on my mind.”
- “Hey, not ‘there’, I told you not to touch /it/.”
- “No, it has nothing to do with you.”
- “Hmm…what’s this? It feels nice, don’t stop.”
- “Okay I’ll get up. Just don’t shake me anymore.”
- “Do you really want to touch me?”
- “You know I won’t be responsible for anything that happens.”
- “W-woah, don’t just touch me out of nowhere!”
- “My you’re a bold one aren’t you?”
- “Are you lonely perhaps?”
- “You want to sleep some more? Come here.”
- “Ah that expression of yours, don’t show it to others.”
- “My my, you’re the one who told me we can’t do it in the morning.”
- “I wanna break your heart.”
- “When I’m done with you you’ll be begging for mercy.”
- “If only someone loved you.”
- “You’ll never be good enough.”
- “Fuck you.”
- “Oh yeah well you can just kiss my ass then.”
- “On a scale of one to ten how cool would it be to do a flash mob?”
- “Where’s my goodnight kiss.”
- “I love you.”
- “You shouldn’t love me.”
- “I’m worthless.”
- “I’m not worth it.”
- “I’ll rip your heart out — don’t even think about it.”
- “Such a rare beauty, I’d love to have you for the night.”
- “What’s your name? Wanna hear me moan it?”
- “What do you mean I can’t be a pretty pretty Princess!?”
- “Rawr in dinosaur means I love you.”
- “Oh wow you really are a girl/boy — coulda fooled me.”
- “Ew. Couples.”
- “I’m gonna marry you one day.”
- “Sing for me please?”
- “You have such a prety voice.”
- “That boy/girl has danger written all over him/her.”
- “Fear is healthy in relationships…and sexually enticing.”
- “ — and then he bent me over his knee and smacked my ass. I’d say it was an ideal night.”
- “If you call me your super hella gay bff ever again I’m going to kill you.”
- “The correct term is fabulous.”
- “I. Will. Break. You.”
- “You’re enough, you’ve always been enough.”
- “Please say you’ll be mine – forever maybe?”
- “If this is another one of your NYSNC dance off’s it’s not gonna be me.”
- “…– all my love is for you.”
- “What’s a girl/guy gotta do to get some chili cheese nachos over here?”
- “Hands off. The boy is /mine/.”
- “If you love her/him so much why don’t you marry her/him?”
- “That’s my girl/boy!”
- “Am I really good enough for you?”
- “Oh! Look at that hottie over there, they’re totally checking you out!”
- “Drinks on me tonight.”
- “We’ll always be friends…no matter what.”
- “Please don’t leave me.”
- “Don’t you dare run away from this! Everything was just starting to get good for us and now you wanna turn your back?!”
- “I’ll eat you up.”
- “I think I’m in love.”
- “So fess up, who’s the girl/guy you’ve been crushing on, and don’t even try and tell me you’re not.”
- “Can’t get enough.”
- “Sharing equals caring.”
- “If this ringtone of a drunk squirrel laughing doesn’t make you either smile or start laughing you have no sense of humor and we’re not friends anymore.”
- “I guess this is goodbye then…”
- “You’re not even going to try and make this work?”
- “Hey it’s morning already? I couldn’t sleep at all.”
- “You’re blushing – how adorable.”
- “You look so cute when you’re sleeping.”
- “I have no intention of giving you to others.”
- “Hey I’m getting hungry, feed me.”
- “Hmph, don’t fool around, it’s early in the morning – I’m not awake yet.”
- “Promise me okay?”
- “No – I’ve just got more things on my mind.”
- “Hey, not ‘there’, I told you not to touch /it/.”
- “No, it has nothing to do with you.”
- “Hmm…what’s this? It feels nice, don’t stop.”
- “Okay I’ll get up. Just don’t shake me anymore.”
- “Do you really want to touch me?”
- “You know I won’t be responsible for anything that happens.”
- “W-woah, don’t just touch me out of nowhere!”
- “My you’re a bold one aren’t you?”
- “Are you lonely perhaps?”
- “You want to sleep some more? Come here.”
- “Ah that expression of yours, don’t show it to others.”
- “My my, you’re the one who told me we can’t do it in the morning.”
- “I wanna break your heart.”
- “When I’m done with you you’ll be begging for mercy.”
- “If only someone loved you.”
- “You’ll never be good enough.”
- “Fuck you.”
- “Oh yeah well you can just kiss my ass then.”
- “On a scale of one to ten how cool would it be to do a flash mob?”
- “Where’s my goodnight kiss.”
- “I love you.”
- “You shouldn’t love me.”
- “I’m worthless.”
- “I’m not worth it.”
- “I’ll rip your heart out – don’t even think about it.”
- “Such a rare beauty, I’d love to have you for the night.”
- “What’s your name? Wanna hear me moan it?”
- “What do you mean I can’t be a pretty pretty Princess!?”
- “Rawr in dinosaur means I love you.”
- “Oh wow you really are a girl/boy – coulda fooled me.”
- “Ew. Couples.”
- “I’m gonna marry you one day.”
- “Sing for me please?”
- “You have such a prety voice.”
- “That boy/girl has danger written all over him/her.”
- “Fear is healthy in relationships…and sexually enticing.”
- “ – and then he bent me over his knee and smacked my ass. I’d say it was an ideal night.”
- “If you call me your super hella gay bff ever again I’m going to kill you.”
- “The correct term is fabulous.”
- “I. Will. Break. You.”
- i really like your blog!
- you’re really cute!
✨ - i love seeing you on my dash!
☄️ - we don’t talk, but i wish we did!
❄️ - you’re my best friend!
- you’re really sweet!
- you’re super talented!
⭐️ - you have a nice aesthetic!
- i have a crush on you!
- i wish i could take care of you when you’re sad!
- you seem a little bit intimidating!
- you need to stop being so hard on yourself!
- i don’t like you very much!
- i think i really like you…
- When were you born? What time was it? Where did it happen?
- Did your parents name you after anyone/thing? Does your name mean anything? Do you like your name?
- How healthy are you? Were you ever sickly at all?
♎️- Do you know your zodiacs?
❤️- How well do you like your mom?
- How well do you like your dad?
- How well do you like your siblings?
- How well do you like your relatives (grandparents, aunts and uncles, cousins, etc)
- Are you adopted? When did you find out, or did you already know? How well do you like your adopted parents?
❣️- Are you a foster child? Have you ever been a foster child? How well do you like your foster parents?
- Do you have a best friend? Describe them, how did you meet?
- Do you like reading? What’s your favorite book?
- What’s your favorite animal? Why do you like it so much?
- What’s your favorite stuffed toy? Do they have a name or any interesting stories?
- What kind of games do you play with your siblings? What games do you play with your friends?
- Do you like to play dress-up or have tea parties?
- Do you like to roughhouse or play fight?
- Do you like to explore the world around you and hike?
- Do you like to play puzzles and card games? What games?
- Have you ever experienced puppy love? Who was your first crush?
- Do you ever have to go to any formal events? Do you like them at all?
- How well do you do in school? What’s your best subject? Your worst?
- Are you afraid of anything?
- Do you like to draw or do arts and crafts?
- What’s your favorite bedtime story/ fairy tale/ fable?
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
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for my character’s reaction
- Talk about the first ship you ever had.
- Talk about three of the most important ships throughout your life.
- What’s your current OTP?
- What’s your current NOTP?
- Do you have any poly ships?
- How do you feel about love triangles?
- How do you feel about RPF?
- Have you ever shipped yourself with a character?
- Do you have many ships that never got together at all?
- Do you ship any characters that have never met?
- Talk about your favorite first kiss.
- Have you ever been disappointed when your ship finally got together?
- Has a ship ever broken your heart?
- How do you feel about will they/won’t they?
- Have you ever “shipped at first sight”?
- Talk about a ship you initially disliked.
- Talk about a pairing you’ve stopped shipping romantically.
- Talk about a moment which made you question an entire ship.
- Have you ever shipped something despite yourself?
- Talk about a ship you feel alone in shipping.
- Is there a ship you just don’t get, but have nothing against?
- Which of your ships have the best chemistry?
- Which of your ships deserve better writing?
- Do you mostly ship canon pairings?
- Have you ever shipped a pairing before you even started watching the show/movie simply because of gifs and graphics or similar?
- Have you noticed a pattern in your shipping? Is there a romantic dynamic you’re more drawn to?
- Is there a ship you’ve shipped for most of your life?
- Does shipping come easily to you?
- Do you need to ship something to really enjoy a movie/book/tv show/comic?
- Name a couple of fandoms in which you have no ships.
- Talk about one of your favorite headcanons for a ship you love.
- Share five must-read fics.
- Name your favorite fanartist(s).
- Share your favorite fanmix for your OTP.
- Recommend 1-5 shipper blogs.
- Do you create fanmixes/gif sets/fanart/fic/fanvids and so on for you ships?
- Do you have a favorite trope and/or AU for your OTP?
- Do you like and use ship names?
- Is there a fictional relationship you’d really want for yourself?
- If you could change one thing about your OTP, what would that be?
Thanksgiving Headcanons
Please be sure to specify if you’re a multi-muse
- - Does your muse celebrate thanksgiving? Why or why not?
- ️ - What is your muse’s favorite thanksgiving course/food? How about their least favorite?
- - How does your muse celebrate thanksgiving?
- - Did your muse celebrate thanksgiving growing up? What kinds of traditions did they have?
- ️ - Does your muse have any distinct memories of celebrating Thanksgiving with their family?
- - What’s your muses opinion on football? Do they play?
- - When does your muse think is an appropriate time to start celebrating christmas?
- ✨ - What is your muse thankful for?
My Little Pony: A New Generation Lyric Prompts
Taken from or inspired by lyrics from songs of My Little Pony: A New Generation. Change pronouns/wording if necessary.
Gonna Be My Day
- “Good morning, sun! No time to chat, I gotta run.”
- “So much to do…excited, yes, but nervous too.”
- “A change is starting with me!”
- “I never worry ‘bout upsetting carts, harden hearts.”
- “I’ve heard it enough.”
- “I’ll never get lost in the gray!”
- “Gonna be my day!”
- “Today, you answer my call.”
- “Come on and party with me!”
- “Everyone’s afraid.”
- “Ain’t it time we made the team?”
- “Let’s sparkle right out of the gray!”
I’m Lookin’ Out For You
- “Up ahead, the sky’s growing dark…”
- “But you’re not alone.”
- “I’m lookin’ out for you.”
- “I’ve got your back.”
- “You can rely on me!”
- “Back home, it was [name] first.”
- “It’s lonely, ‘cause you know…party of uno.”
- “Let’s get goin’!”
Danger, Danger
- “Now’s not the time to be complacent!”
- “Something is lurking…”
- “Outsiders creep up, slowly and steady…”
- “Think of what they could do to the status quo!”
- “They’re gonna steal, plunder and pillage!”
- “They’re gonna take over the [name]!”
- “Let’s enter a blind and irrational state!”
- “Better get nervous!”
- “You don’t need a reason!”
- “There is not time for us overthinking!”
- “Millions can’t be wrong…’specially when they’re screamin’ loudly.”
- “Well, it’s all gonna work out painlessly…”
- “If you follow my orders brainlessly!”
- “What are we?”
- “Look at this corn!”
- “Look at that [guy/lady]!”
- “Uh…my name’s [name].”
Glowin’ Up
- “We say ‘hi,’ you say ‘what’?”
- “Used to care what they’d say.”
- “I found a new way.”
- “Gotta get through somehow.”
- “I know I am a fighter.”
- “I’m shining brighter.”
- “We got the light.”
- “We’re in it together!”
- “If you want it, then you can paint the sky!”
- “I’m good in my skin.”
Fit Right In
- “You smell like [name].”
- “I bet you eat your young!”
- “So, let’s put aside our difference just ‘cause what we need’s a win!”
- “Come on, rip out the pages of your history books.”
- “You’re gonna fit right in.”
- “This is a new low.”
- “It’s never gonna work.”
- “They taught us that [name] were super scary maniacs!”
- “The basic gist of it is [name] are not okay.”
- “I know we’re risking everything for this endeavor.”
- “We’re closer to the finish line than we’ve ever been!”
- “We better take a leap and put our faith in you.”
- “If you say so…”
- “This is how a [name] walks.”
- “This is how a [name] struts.”
- “Soon, you’ll be a [name] pro!”
- “It’s not the perfect solution…”
- “But if we can help to find it, we should play our part!”
- “If we fail, we’ll go to prison!”
- “Let’s begin!”
- “This is how a [name] ends this song!”
It’s Alright
- “I got some news for ya.”
- “You can count on your best friend!”
- “I can be your best friend!”
- “I don’t think that I can take much more…”
- “I’m ‘bout to lose my mind!”
- “It’s alright!”
- “Lock the door, turn up the beat, it’s alright to party!”
- “Show me the move you got!”
- “So happy to see ya now, it’s alright!”
