*Ty and Tandy babysitting*

Tandy: I’ll go make them some food, just try and keep them entertained till I’m done, okay?

Ty: Why do I have to entertain them?

Tandy: Because I have a knife and you can make things disappear. Would you rather I teach them how to play with pointy objects?

Ty: *pouting* no.

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Ty: You ready to go? Tandy-

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Why are you wearing a towel?

Tandy: What? I thought you said we were going swimming???

Ty: Yeah. Swimming not skinny dipping. There is a difference. Usually people wear swim suits too.

Tandy: Ohhhh see I thought- ya know what, never mind!

Ty: In the future if one of us disappears for a while can we just assume something terrible happened?

Tandy: I feel like high stakes is kind of our style anyway, right?

Tandy: You know that show, Sex sent me to the ER?

Ty: Yeah those couples are so dumb-

Tandy: All I’m saying is…if you wanna *wink* send me to the ER- ya got my permission *finger guns*

Ty:o-o…..……..

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Ty: Okay, so there’s a few problems with your plan. Actually more than a few.

Tandy: What? Nah this is gonna work.

Ty: If you have to tell me there’s a 78 percent chance we’re gonna die it’s not a good plan.

I couldn’t imagine my life without you.

Tandy: We need a signal.

Ty: A what?

Tandy: So that if one of us is in trouble the other one will know.

Ty: I mean I think we’ve been doing it alright.

Tandy: Okay but you didn’t get sold into human trafficking. We need a signal.

Ty: You know on second thought we really need a signal-

Tandy: Oh. My. Gosh. Is this your diary???

Ty: What- hEY PUT THAT DOWN!

Tandy: *flipping the pages* No WAY you write poems?

Ty: Poems? Uh, no those aren’t-

Tandy: Oooh this one has my name on it.

Ty: ThAT’S not about you-it’s uh-it’s about a different Tandy!!!

Season 1 vibes

Tandy: What if I had the cloak and you had the daggers? How different do you think our lives would be?

Ty: Tandy, you don’t need ANOTHER tool to steal from people.

Ty: Shit, I think I’m gonna throw up-

Tandy: Don’t TELL me! Teleport to a trash can like a sane person!

Ty + Tandy + the ambulance

Tandy:I’m ready to go!

Ty: Uh, no you’re not. Tandy, I mean it when I say your face is truly and legitimately purple.

Tandy: Oh, that. Yeah I had a face mask mishap. It’ll be back to normal in like 2 weeks.

Ty: No…no no I refuse to be seen in public as Cloak and Eggplant.

“Imagine if men were as disgusted with rape as they are with periods.”

—Tandy Bowen, reflecting on her life

*On the bus*

Ty: *whispering* Hey…hey Tandy?

Tandy:Mmhmm?

Ty: Will you switch spots with me?

Tandy: I thought you wanted the aisle seat?

Ty: The woman across from me smells like ham.

Tandy: Ooh…that sounds like a you problem. Goodnight. Sweet dreams porkers.

Ty: Tandy…I think I screwed something up really bad so don’t freak out when I tell you-

Tandy:FINALLY THE DAY HAS COME!

Ty:Huh?

Tandy: Thank goodness! I’m so tired of being the one who always causes the problems.

Ya know what: I’m super fucking pissed. Why would they cancel a show as great as CaD? It dealed with sensitive subjects such as sex trafficking and racism in a way I’ve not seen in many other shows. It had such likeable characters, who were flawed, because no one’s perfect. Viewers could always get invested into the plots and characters because the writing made it so easy to love. So whatever dipshit decided to cancel one of (if not THE) best superhero shows ever, fuck you.