#aura bello fiore

Aura: Lord Ainz I need your help.

Ainz:Who are we killing?

Ainz:Now, I don’t do humans. That’s a rule.

Ainz:But that rule is negotiable if the humans a dick.

Mare:I’m tough.

Aura:Prove it

Mare:Fine fight me.

Ainz: *From where Mare can’t see or hear him* Do not touch my sweet angel if you wish to see the light of day again.

Aura:Whoa ugh Demiurge, you’re being a little-

Demiurge:Obstreperous? Recalcitrant? Truculent?

Aura: I was going to say “cray-cray”.

Narberal:Lady Albedo you are so good looking. Forgive me for asking but I don’t understand, are you single by choice?

Aura: Yeah, but not by her choice.