#aziraphale zira fall

GOOD OMENS (and others to make a point)

A conclusive proof that the “ineffable husbands” are asexual.

In most allosexual parings you can clearly spot who is the top or who’s the bottom. Examples:

• Tsoa: Patroclus has the top energy, Achilles is a bottom
• Tsh: Francis is a top with Richard and a bottom with Charles
• Merlin: Arthur thinks he’s a top but is a bottom
• Hp: Sirius is a bottom, Remus is a top (although he feels like he shouldn’t)
• GO: Anathema is a top, Newton is a bottom

You can’t tell who is which in case of Anthony Walking Anxiety Crowley and mr. Aziraphale Zira Fall. They are neither top nor bottom, their energy don’t match with it. Why? Because they are asexual.