#bahahaha

squingled:

eruphadriel:

inuzukahana-deactivated20210106:

inuzukahana-deactivated20210106:

Blonde hair is so romanticized and sought after and brown hair is considered plain but consider: we’ve actually got eyebrows.

SD:LKFM WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY?

idontwantobecalled:

Cicero using this as an excuse to talk shit about Astrid to her face

maria-taiwin:

This scene lives in my head rent-free

jaxsspamwoooooo:

Characters that make me go “yessss king, leave your wife!!!”

moresassythanclassy:

Part 8/? Kate/Anthony scenes I will never get over

Season 2 Episode 5: An Unthinkable Fate

Ok so obviously I’m gonna love this scene but what I still can’t get over is the fact that Anthony is fuming in a jealous rage RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIS MOTHER AND FIANCE without even caring in the slightest!? He was LITERALLY RIGHT BETWEEN THEM and Edwina doesn’t even notice??? Edwina is young and innocent and naive but really?? I like Edwina for the most part but in scenes like these it makes it harder for me to feel sympathy for her. 

And Kate, in the meantime, is just flirting and trying to enjoy herself with a man who is obviously interested in her and single and NOT A TOTAL IDIOT and I love that for her!! Get it, Kate! Go drown your tears in that lake, Anthony!

anonymous-ivplay:

petalpetal:

scientific-horrors:

petalpetal:

Shout out to people with auditory processing disorder!!!

what?

*holds up a sign that says “Shout out to people with auditory processing disorder!!!”*

*before the sign is fully up* Oh! Thank you for the support!!!

misandristmarina:

antiplondon:

“uhhmm actually ‘keep abortion safe and legal’ is an anti abortion slogan now because i said so. i am very smart.”

heyluchie:

Last genshin post for now: some comics ! Fun times in Teyvat

thepratandtheidiot:

acepunks:

i’m going to throw a brick at this man

a small sampling of my favourite tags on this post:

#hes just saying things recreationally(noknowshame)

#you really think someone would do that? just become the most fearsome pirate in the west indies and tell lies? (arborescendres)

#*lying* why would i lie(magiaveneno)

#flint leaving a place of truth and taking a sharp left: i gotta get the FUCK outta here(halewoods)

#sir episode one introduces you as the biggest liar and manipulator in the west indies. glass house much?(butchniqabi)

#little lying twat#he means the world to me(dykebonny)

Tagged by @everything-withered​, thank you thank you!

Rules:  post the names of all the files in your WIP folder regardless of  how  non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet of it or tell them something about it! And then tag as many people as you have wips

WOOF I have too many WIPS ahaha I’ll try to shorten down the list to things I HAVEN’T talked about a million times before haha

• Cyberpunk
• soul angst
• mob AU
• Reverse!Au
• Then it’s love
• more vines
• Curse ‘verse
  
• demon!tony
• twisty
• gold
• huddling
• future crack
• robbery
• throat goat
• Melt pt.2
• No Great Love
• rockstar
• broody bucky
• moar cuddling
• whiskey
• who
• goat
• hospital bonding
• Hands
• Naked soulmate
• Body swap
• Fairy tale

wildegreenlight:

danse-de-macabre:

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the-witches-son:

bluthatesfabrikk:

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maybeshesnaped:

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The fact that Snape is one of the youngest if not THE youngest professor is fucking hilarious.

Like how does he get away with half the shit he does like almost everyone there has taught him since he was 11 and they just see this 21 year old just walk back in like “Sup fuckers I’m a professor now by force better so you better start treating me like one.”

7th years in the school are like probably “Didn’t this fucker graduate 3 years ago?”

Imagine being a fourth year who has done /said something to your classmate Snape and then in your 7th year he’s your TEACHER

THAT’S LOCKHART THAT’S LITERALLY LOCKHART LIKE

1. He Went to School with Snape

2. Got taught by Snape

3. Became part of the Staff like Snape

And the Fact that he’s acting like he knew shit about potions is hilarious cause you just got Snape in the corner like

“Listen here you little shit . I taught you. I’ve seen your test scores. I graded those shits and you coming in here talking about being able to come up with an antidote?…Sit down.”

The more people reblog this the more shock I am that they didnt know Snape started teaching at like 21 and he’s like 30 first book

People in the tags for the past week having been confused and going bananas so like we gonna forget about the movies. Because the movies got it all wrong

Snape is 31

Hagrid is 63

Professor Mcgonagall is 56

Lupin and Sirius and Peter (3rd movie/book) 33

Dumbledore is 112

Do what you will with this info fam

You forgot Burbage. In the books, she’s in her twenties.

Bringing this back around, when Snape started teaching in Aug/September 1981, he was 21

In Aug/September 1981, Lockhart was 17 :’)

lockhart, 17, never fucking learned how to read: actually professor ;-)

snape, professorially, as if he hasn’t just had his last growth spurt: on god, i’ll smack the shit out you. put—yourhand—down.

@cokeworthcauldrons , your tags are fantastic

“We all have wounds Severus”

lgbt-tiktoks:

izukine:

no. yes. fuck it, i am in love with eren jaeger and he is in love with me! and don’t you fucking give me that look armin, because i didn’t fuck your boyfriend! you guys were broken up for THREE weeks and THREE days before we even had sex, so i didn’t betray you! plus you guys are terrible for each other and you know i’m right and you can all judge me if you want but I DO NOT CARE! i have never, EVER, been happier!1!1!1!1!1!1!

hldailyupdate:

Louis out clubbing in Argentina last night. (22 May 2022)

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