Muffled voices fill the background as you try to find your way through the mass of body in front of you: all swaying to the rhythm of music vibrating the room. The music which felt soothing to your ears had transformed into a painful banging. “Exucse me” You mumbled, elbowing another couple pressed against each other. Speaking of couples, where the hell did Baji go? You didn’t bother turning around to look. The room was too dark to see anyway.
warnings ooc (obvs) but nothing else i can really think of
genre fluff, headcanons
word count0.3k
inspiration my half-a-week long baji brainrot
synopsis i love baji, so here’s some silly things i thought abt him in my head
a/n let’s all collectively pretend i didn’t ignore this blog for 268 nights and admire baji keisuke for the man he is today (let’s hope i stay consistent from now on)
i just have a feeling he hates feet like HATEEES FEET, like you put your feet on him one time to mess with him and nearly had your face on a tshirt
also absolutely hates when restaurants sing happy birthday to him, and you and the others will just do it on purpose to see him upset
dislikes scary movies, and scary things in general, but would never tell anyone that (literally got so scared once he socked a guy in the face for scaring him in a haunted house, the whole group was banned after that)
doesn’t understand twitter and it makes him angry… someone help him please
his type is doja cat (& i’m not arguing or elaborating, baji literally told me himself)
chifuyu got him a pair of cat ears, the ones with the bells, as joke (almost got his ass beat that day) but baji wears them whenever he plays with his kitties cuz they like the bells
speaking of kitties, i just see him playfully being chased back and forth by one. that’s all.
he gives me klutz vibes, like just breaking shit and then having the nerve to try to put it back as he found it
his hair smells amazing and it’s so soft, i feel like that’s just the one thing he genuinely cares about on his body
he has matching outfits with his cats (& yes mitsuya made it)
alright that’s all i got for now folks. to conclude, i love baji, and he lives in my silly little brain rent free (someone evict him pls)
Doing/saying something fucked up right before knowingly sacrificing themselves in the hopes that their friends will be upset with them instead of mourning them.
I kid you not. He would defo cry over some “Dom Toretto” shit.
Would be like every fight “Nothing is more important than family” before beating the shit out of someone.
This is Draken we’re talking about. Of course some weird shit.
But then again, it’s kinda understandable.
Nothing is more important than family guys. ✋
Manjiro “Mikey” Sano
“This isn’t the happy meal I ordered”
Would sulk like a fucking 5 year old because he got the cheeseburger happy meal, and not the mcnuggets.
Mikey is someone who cares deeply about his food, so it must be perfect.
If his meal ain’t perfect, then I pray.
Man just wanted his nuggies.
Give the boy his nuggies.
Takemichi Hanagaki
Okay. Lemme pick something.
Takemichi cries over FUCKING EVERYTHING.
He loses a game to you? Cries.
Forgot something at school? Cries.
Got punched in the face? Cries.
Probably got lost at a large shopping district while on a date with you and now people are offering him crack and he’s not sure what to do because he left his phone with you so now he can’t call you? Will fucking sob in an alleyway.
Some cuddles will fix it.
Oh right. It will give him flashbacks. Here come the tears.
Souta Kawata + Nahoya Kawata
Has this guy even cried before?
If you get hurt or something. He will sit there and cry about how he couldn’t protect you.
And some fucking cooking show.
“Man. I wish I could cook like that.”
Moral of the story, don’t let the man near the kitchen.
He will probably set the house/apartment on fire just to cry like, “It wasn’t me. It was the oven.”
Chifuyu Matsuno
If he remembers that he hasn’t fed the cat that day.
He will cry because Baji yelled him.
If you go silent cause you’re in a bad mood, he will sit on the couch with a movie ready, and prepare to cry the moment you get out of the shower.
Takemichi and him are best buds. Wanna know why? Cause they both cry over dumb shit.
He just cares. That’s all.
Baji Keisuke
Like Draken. It would probably be fucking Dom Toretto.
I mean… It’s Baji.
His family all grew up being delinquents, so when he walked in with an s/o, they all dedicated their life and soul to protect them.
Baji is Baji. He may be dumb, but he has a big heart.
He cares.
You once got punched in the face, and he cried because he thought he wasn’t good enough. Like… Boy. Some girl just punched them. It’s no big deal.
Give him a cookie./hj
Mitsuya Takashi
I don’t think he cries.
Except for that time you broke your leg.
It was so petty, that he sat in the chair and SOBBED.
So you and your buddies were being absolutely IDIOTS by mucking around the swing set.
And by buddies, I mean Mikey, Takemichi, Chifuyu, and the twins. So yeah. We know it’s going to be chaos.
Draken had already gone home so he couldn’t help look after y'all, and Mitsuya was also at home… Sleeping. He didn’t even know what was going on.
A few hours later at like 1 in the morning, Takemichi had to call him. Why? Cause Nahoya thought it would be a good idea to have you sit on the swing set, and try and make you do a 360 around the pole above you.
Yeah.
Oh, and Dom Toretto.
He loves you and his sisters so OFC it’s Dom Toretto.
Draken, Baji, Mitsuya = Dom Toretto supremacy squad.
