#barabbas ttp

chamberlain: stop buying plastic skeletons for halloween! it’s terrible for the environment!

barabbas: yeah! locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

rupert: goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out amir’s birthday invitations.

barabbas: well, what are they supposed to say?

rupert: “amir’s birthday”.

barabbas: so, what do they say instead?

rupert: “amir’s bi”.

barabbas:

barabbas: works out either way.