it’s very cool that he’s compassionate and a caring doctor and everything but I think it’s also very neat and cool, and “sexy”, even, when Julian implies he wants to do experiments on somebody. He can be little a mad scientist as a treat because being a scientist is all about being just a little creepy sometimes. I say this as “something of a scientist myself” who loves to drop little hints that I have control over wasps. #girl
Go into my quarters and examine the bulkhead next to the replicator, you’ll notice there’s a false panel. Behind that panel is a compartment containing an isolinear rod. If I’m not back within 78 hours, I want you to take that rod… and eat it.
once your patients reach a certain level of whiny and attention-seeking there is only one appropriate, morally & ethically sound, starfleet medical-sanctioned way to shut them up.
Here’s a Comedy Classic from from the light-hearted days of DS9 Season 3.
Bashir is trying to get with Leeta and at 1:10 Dax sidles up and kills his game for no reason other than she’s 300+ years old and everything she does she does for the lulz.
Luckily in the 23rd century there’s a handy PADD app for surreptitiously getting rid of cockblocking trills:
Comedy gold. But could we have tomorrow’s technology….today?
Yeah it looks squished here but open it in a new window and you’ll see it’s sized for iPads. You’re welcome.
what if… our parents violated our autonomy to force us to fulfill their expectations of us……. and i was able to escape it and be my own person while you sunk through atrocity after atrocity……….. and our paths crossed by happenstance and you chose me to talk to to try to make amends and start doing some good in this world in your own weird strained way…………………. and i was a doctor and you were a spy and a dozen other evil things and our hands were so wet with other peoples blood but we came together and i did more for you than you deserved and i forgave you and we………………………………….. and we were both men………
