#our man bashir

LIVE

I love campy russian accents. I love unnecessarily homoerotically charged scenes. I love lizards in turtlenecks. I love ten second pauses before ridiculous laughs. I love spatula engineering. I love mild peril. I love promises that go unfulfilled for copyright reasons. I love a good time.

Save the day by destroying the world.

Pretend to be a spy on the holodeck and ignore all the advice that your friend (a real spy) gives you.

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