BatFamily React to Batmom Being Catcalled

You weren’t an unattractive woman. Heck many people consider you to be gorgeous. You believed peoples beauty comes from the inside and is reflected in what they do not how they look. But most people didn’t see it the way you did. When you got into high school guys were flirting with you, you didn’t mind the cheesey pickup lines. It was when it moved past in catcalling and harassment, that the problem started. You slowly got used over the years and got good a blocking the idiots out. It was better then paying them any attention. There has been incidents were your husband or sons had been around. And they didn’t take to kindly to their wife and their mom being harassed.

Bruce:

You two had been out on a date night during your sixth month of dating. It was this diner that Bruce had taken you to on your first date. It was one of your favorites date night spots. And the reporters never seemed to bug you two either.

You two decided to walk that night. It was clam and quite night, until you walked passed a guy on the front steps of an apartment building. He wolf whistled and proceeded to yell nice ass. Bruce tensed up and squeezed your hand before turning around and marching back over to the man. And he punches him in the face you could head bones breaking from we’re you stood. Your jaw drops and you hoped the man wouldn’t recognize Bruce. You found out the next morning that Batman had dropped off the same man injured the next morning at GPD for sexual harassment.

Dick:

Three times of month you and your oldest baby bird would meet for lunch some where in Bludhaven to catch up on things after he left. It was a long standing tradition that you two kept to this day. Plus Dick did miss his mom. Any this time it was a new Bar and Grill and Dick was running late. You had taken a seat at one of the booths while you waited for him. It was fairly quite now that the lunch rush was over. Until the front doors slammed open and a man in his mid thirties stumbled in. You would have to be blind not to see he was drunk. The man spots you a stumbles his way over while shoving a waiter and a bus boy over who tried to stop him. He was drunk but he was about as big as your husband which wasn’t good.

The man seats down beside you trapping you in the booth. He breath was rank and his eyes were blood shot. “Damm you look fine how about I take you..” the man didn’t get to finish his sentence before being ripped away and kicked into the the near by tables. Dick stood there practically growing at the man laying on the ground. “Leave my mom alone you creep.” Dick turns back to checks to make sure your okay before calling into the police.

Jason:

You and Jason were out about shopping one afternoon in a quiter part of Gotham. Jason had appeared back in Gotham and had become the masked vigilantly Red Hood. Bruce wasn’t to pleased with the Red Hood aspect of his return, but you were just happy to have your son back. You had stopped in this older looking shop with trinkets of different kinds. Jason has walked off to a different part of the store leaving you by yourself. You stood gazing at rows of little crystal animals trying to decide which one to buy when it happened. You felt something smack your butt. You jumped in shock and turned around looking to he person responsible. What you didn’t notice was that Jason had seen the whole thing and was pissed that someone slapped is mom’s butt.

“You have a nice ass. Mind if I get a better feel.” The disgusting man winks at you. And look of pure disgust cross your features. Before you could say anything. Jason calmy walks over and tell him to get out in the most clam, pissed off voice you had ever heard. It was like the one you would use when you didn’t want to yell, but you still meant business. And Jason meant business. The man went scrambling out of the store. You weren’t to surprised to see that he ended up being killed under mysterious circumstances.

Tim:

Tim was you most passive aggressive child. You loved the boy dearly, and on a particular busy week where he would push himself to far you would take him out for a nice quite lunch. It was something you do for all you family members, but Tim’s relax lunches happen a lot more often than the others will. You two head out to a local cafe in one of the quieter parts of Gotham. During the lunch you got a call from Lois and it was an emergency girl talk situation. Tim begin the understanding son he is let you take the call, but you choose to go outside so you wouldn’t interpret the rest of his lunch. As you try to calm Lois down you didn’t notice someone come up behind you, but your son did. Before you could react someone slaps your ass. You let out a share tell a turn around to yell at who ever just touched your butt.

“You’ve got a hard ass.” The creepy dude says before you can start yelling. But the look he is giving sends you scrambling back a few steps. He reaches out to grab you but a hand grip its stopping it. “Don’t touch my mom.” You hear a snap and the guy starts screaming and runs away. You look at you son surprised he just snapped a guys wrist. “I’m going to hack into everything piece of tech that man own and give everything viruses.” Now that sounded like your son.

Damian:

Ahhh your youngest and most adorable child. But arguably the most violent. You loved your youngest and he loved you just as much. This leads to so problems. He takes after his father on his over protectiveness of you. There was a gala which Bruce couldn’t attend. Dick couldn’t go, Jason for obvious reason couldn’t go, and Tim was sick. You had to make an appearance to represent Wayne Industries so you invited Damian. He jumped at the chance to go. When you two arrived the photographers loved you two and took so many cute pictures, it was going really well until about 9:30ish when some of the upper workers of Wayne Industries showed up. You knew them and went out of your way to avoid them. They wouldn’t bug you if Bruce was around, but tonight he wasn’t. Those vultures zoned in on you and attacked. Damian could feel you tense and looked up to see you eye widening before farting around the room looking for a way out.

“No husband tonight?” A man asks causing you to stand up straighter but you reach down and grab Damain’s hand. He could feel you nervousness rolling off you in waves. “Why don’t you ditch the pipsqeak and hang out with us. We could have little fun and Bruce never has to know.” Before you respond the guys was tackled to the ground and was being punched in the face by Damian. “Don’t ever speak to my Ummi like that again.” Damian gets off the man and walks back you talking your hand you two leave the gala. The next morning the man makes the front pages of the news for being hung upside down in only his underwear off the top of one of the Wayne buildings.

Reaction To Batsis Dating Joker’s Son

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When your youngest daughter, two years younger then Damian, who is now 18, said she had a boyfriend, it was a surprise to the family. She was the tomboyish girl your sons’ ever knew. Who ever this dude was he must have been ruff and tumble to keep up with your spitfire daughter. Oh and he was alright. He was the the best lineman to walk the halls of Gotham High School and as a Sophomore he was making major headway. This wasn’t a problem. No the problem was the fact this boy was the son of the Joker. Granted it wasn’t like he was raised by Joker. God no, you with the help of Ivy and Harley has help make sure Joker never found out about this kid. And he never did, but you three knew you couldn’t keep the truth about his father from him. So you told him. You never thought though that you daughter would fall for the son of Joker.

The family was shocked to their cores. Well most of them anyway. The boys looked upon their sister like they didn’t know her. Your husband stood there like a statue. You laughed nervously already knowing about the Joker son thing, and you were trying to figure out how to diffuse the going to go off bomb of a situation. And save your daughter for the hell that was about to be unleashed.

Batman:

He didn’t know what to say. How could not have know that the son of Joker was his daughter’s boyfriend. It was flooring him that he had no clue about any of it.

Batmom:

You knew about him alright, but you had no clue that your baby girl was dating him. When you spoked to him a couple weeks back, he said he finally asked this amazing, cool, and wonderful girl to be his girlfriend. You never did ask a name but in hindsight you should have.

Dick:

Was excited and pissed at the same time. He was happy his youngest sibling was happy with someone, but did it have to be the son of Joker. Dick had a temper there was no denying it. He temper flaired up pretty quick. Had Jason not placed his had his shoulder he would have snapped.

Jason:

Jason was keeping his cool surprising well. He wasn’t pissed at all. This kid wasn’t his father. And you can’t choose who your parents are. Until Jason got to know him he was going to keep his cool and threaten to kill purely because it his job as older brother.

Tim:

Timmy old boy took it kind hard. He was already tired and had to much caffeine in his system. That when he heard the news, he fainted onto the coach like a dramatic diva. Which granted Tim can be a bit of a diva from time to time.

Damian:

He didn’t take the the news that well. He went straight to the frist thing he brain thought of. Kill him, kill him now. Damian could tell if he wanted him gone because he was Joker’s son or if it was the fact that someone was dating his baby sister. Damian didn’t nor did he care he wanted the boy gone.