“Sorry Jason. I wasn’t strong enough.”

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Pairing: Damian Wayne + Batmom!Reader

Word Count: 1900

Warnings: Nothing but sugary fluff here

Summary: Batmom spends a Saturday afternoon baking, and ends up bonding with Damian

A/N: Damian deserves all the love, so I just wanted to write a little thing for him. This is also my first time writing for him! :)

It was Saturday, and for once the manor was quiet in a good, peaceful way, rather than the dreadful silence that filled the empty rooms when Bruce and the boys were out on patrol. You’d decided to spend some of the day baking for no reason other than you hadn’t in a while. Things had been hectic of late, but now everything was settled again, you’d decided it was a nice way to relax. 

Just as you finished pulling out the ingredients you needed, you heard quiet footsteps come padding down the hall. A few seconds later Damian appeared in the doorway of the kitchen. He paused, looked at you for a moment, then proceeded to make himself a sandwich. 

“Finished your homework?“ 

"I completed it hours ago, Y/N. It was child’s play.”

Of course, it was. You let it drop, turning your attention to the task of measuring out your ingredients. You’d expected Damian to disappear again with his food, so it was a surprise when instead he took a seat on the other side of the kitchen island. 

“What are you doing?” He asked after a mouthful. 

“I’m baking some cupcakes for us.”

“Why?”

You shrugged, “I find baking relaxing, and making something for people is a nice way to show you care.”

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Warnings:mention of death, people burning alive, assault, implied cheating

Wordcount:10.1k

A/N: Boy I am back and I hit the deep end. This took me days to write and finish. I hope people enjoy it as much as I did and still do. 

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Beginning: A Villain was born

• in the beginning you never intended nor thought you would ever go down such a path
• you were right around the corner to turning 20 when you found out about your magical powers you never knew you’d possessed let alone anyone else in your family
• starting with no experience or handbook named ‘Magic 101’ or ‘Magic for Dummies’ it was hard keeping them in check as they would randomly activate with gestures, words or things you did like sneezing or coughing, it was a true torture getting it somewhat under control
• due to the lack of control, guidance and training, you were bound to cause accidents sooner or later and in a city such as Gotham who this would be a day to day basis, you would easily get branded with the mark of a villain
• but the one day that scenario happened came sooner than you thought it would
• it was also the day you found out that your powers were triggered by intense floods of emotions as well… 
• you were spending a fun afternoon with one of your friend in the mall, chatting, shopping and grabbing food when a group of guys approached you
• they roped the two of you into a conversation about a store you just left, saying they never went in there before and just wanted to know if it was worth checking out 
• being the friendly persons your friend and you were you immediately started telling the guys how amazing the shop was and what kind of stuff they had
• not realizing the true intention the man had they took advantage of your naivety and helpfulness 
• and suddenly everything happened in the bat of an eye
• the guys cornered you into a wall, saying nasty things about you and your bodies and suddenly everything and everyone around you was on fire
• your flight instinct kicked in and you sprinted through the flames, the screams of pain and agony echoing after you as the flames left you untouched
• left and right of you were people on fire burning alive, adults, elderly and children alike, their skin melting of their bodies and the smell of burning flesh and hair becoming unbearable
• after that, the accident the media claimed was an attack of a terrorist group, was soon changed by one of the survivors who claimed otherwise
• he was one of the guys that cornered you, apparently he made it to a fountain that was inside the mall to extinguish the flames, his burns severe but not as strong as those of the corpses and few other survivors
• he claimed it was a woman who did it, her eyes suddenly glowing red and everything catching fire because of her, after that the woman was called the Warlock by the media, a devil, the newest monster of Gotham
• telling stories about you, that you did it on purpose and that you would surely do it again
• you were called that, everything they claimed was about you and if they wanted to make a villain out of you for a little accident, you would play the part
• you trained hours, days, weeks, months until you had your powers under control before you started to give the city a piece of your mind
• you never harmed anyone, never used it on other until they attacked first, you just simply had fun in being an asshole to the city who branded you as a devil, a monster, as the Warlock
• they made you into it and now they had to endure you
• but it still felt wrong deep inside of you, and how would you get out of it when you were already this far into it, spending years to fulfil this roles
• you played their villain for two years until a vigilante under the name of Batman appeared, locking criminals and villains away left and right
• a door seemed to appear right in front of you and your scheming phase begin
• you would engage in fights with him from time to time when you would “accidently” cross paths at night
• those fights would turn more extreme from every occurance to the next until you set the main square on fire, like you did almost three years ago in the mall, but this time with full intention, and you as the only victim
• of course it wasn’t really you that burned on the square that night, it was a body you stole from the morgue, without a name or family to take claim of
• you watched from a roof in the distance, satisfied beyond expectation, a small smile gracing you lips
• ‘a glorious exit from this chapter of my life’
• you were ready to climb off the roof and disappear from this life when you stopped dead in your tracks after hearing a deep voice behind you

“Where do you think you are going, Warlock?” You winced at the name. Even after almost three years you still hated that name. Slowly you turned to see Batman, the dark knight himself only a few feet away from you. He was barely visible with the dark night sky behind him but the street lights below made it easier to make out his silhouette.
“Leaving my villainous ways behind to start new?” You questioned back but it sounded more like a statement. He stepped closer and you started to make out more of his face, well what wasn’t covered by his mask. He was massive, built like a dark brick wall and towering over you. You would be lying if you’d say you weren’t afraid and a little turned on by it. His head tilted slightly to the left. Curiosity.
“Why the sudden change of heart?” You huffed. 
“Oh please, it wasn’t hard or sudden. I was planning this for a while. Besides that, I always had doubts about this whole villain thing. You know it’s fun being an asshole from time to time, especially after this city branded me as their villain when I didn’t have control over my powers. Calling me awful things which I had to see every day in the news or while walking down the streets, coming by the newspaper stands. It hurted, but I am done with being hurt and I am done being the monster they made me.”
You took off your mask and flung it across the roof at Batman which hit his chest before he caught it with his hand. His head straightened and something in his eyes changed.
“Should I for god knows what reason start again, arrest me. You know how I look.” And with that you jumped off the roof, leaving behind a baffled Batman who clutched your mask tightly in his hand. 

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I knew I usually don’t reblog anything on this blog, but I just had to share / recommend this because it is one of the greatest batmom pieces I have every read. Please read (and like and reblog if you enjoy it just as much as me) and show my dearest electronictimetravelmoose some love if you would 

A/N:not sure if I’ve posted this here, uhh-

Warning(s): foul languages.

Batmom (Reader) is hot, gorgeous, too kind for her own good and oblivious.
The boys don’t like the way people stare at her.

The boys didn’t like it, nu-uh, definitely not liking it. The way the men are staring at the woman in front of them, said woman was busy picking out groceries and she was bending down slightly as she reached to grab a deliciously red tomato, the outline of her ass could be seen through the gray yoga pants she wore–she just came back from her routine class and they were picking her up.

Jason was, not so subtly, covering her from their perverted eyes by standing in their line of view with his arms crossed, eyes hard and challenging as they met the other men’s (some women’s too apparently, he noted inwardly).

It was getting harder for them to get their mother, which happened to be the hottest woman (in their eyes) in Gotham and marriedtoBruce Wayne,go everywhere alone and oblivious to the lusty eyes.

One of them, Damian was the most often, had to be by her side to at least be a subtle hint that she was off-limits when Bruce wasn’t able or when they didn’t notice the ring around her finger.

Butnoooo, they just had to take advantage of her politeness by bumping themselves into her and poor woman had to apologize for nothing.

Her face had been plastered in the first page of the newspaper almost every day with her name written in bold:

[NAME]WAYNE—SOMETHINGSOMETHING—

Butnoooooo, they all thought exasperatedly, following their gorgeous mother like baby ducklings–bodyguards–that they were, looking stern and unapproachable. Even Dick and Tim who were known to be friendly had their faces twisted into a scary scowl.

Their mother remained oblivious and carried on throwing groceries into the grocery bag hanging at the crook of her elbow until they reached the cashier. She turned around her own face was pulled into a scowl and still managed to look pretty.

“You know,” she started softly, smiling and shaking her head at the cashier when they asked if she needed anything else before digging her hand into her bag, blindly rummaging for her purse to pay, “if you boys are bored, you don’t have to come. I can always take a taxi or call Bruce.”

Yeah,no, they had this eerily similar disapproving expression on their features thus caused her to arch her eyebrow in amusement but said nothing.

Taxi was a big fat NO and they couldn’t really depend on Bruce since he was too busy, his words not theirs. They had looked at him suspiciously, accusingly.

Bruce defended himself by saying he’d loveto–and will–pick his wife up for he also wanted to spend some time with her if this matter wasn’t urgent, that he trusted them to bring her back home safe and sound.

It wasn’t like she couldn’t protect herself, she always had the customized–bat-shaped, fuck’s sake– taser Bruce made himself in her purse, also that small earpiece innocently worn as hoop earrings in case something she couldn’t handle happened.

“Uh, boys?” she jabbed their sides and they jolted out of their train of thoughts. “I’m done, we can go home now.”

A few moments later, when they thought their responsibilities were done, she spoke up again.

“So, I asked Bruce to empty his schedule for next week…” they watched her expectantly, the oldest ones through the rearview mirror, “and I’ve been thinking, if you can do that too so we can get a little vacation to the beach?”

They were totally bringing their suits.

Guess who’s back…back again…

• Summary: Bruce comes clean to the reader about his Dark Knight persona. (I wrote this in like an hour and I didn’t edit it, be aware)

MASTERLIST.

Word Count: 1.7k

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Alfred greeted you and offered you some tea and biscuits just like any other time you would come visit. He started to get used to your present in the Manor and was very fond of the idea of Bruce finally having someone reliable, someone who actually seems to care about him other than Alfred himself. You were also like a breath of fresh air, in his opinion, as Bruce was always with a smile on his face at the sight of you. It is quite interesting how a person can change when they fall in love, and he wasn’t sure he was going to see that happening with Bruce, the man he basically raised, but he was more than thrilled that it happened, and deep inside, Alfred was praying for this relationship to last a very long time.

Bruce texted you asking if you can come over, without any reason in particular. You thought that perhaps he missed you, as you haven’t seen each other in the past few days due to his busy schedule, but in reality he had something else prepared. The truth.

For a long time now, Bruce was facing a feeling he hadn’t felt in a really long time, such a long time that he even forgot it exists. Happiness. As strange as it sounds, happiness wasn’t something the philanthropist was used to. But as he met you, things began to change, and he realised that this thing called ‘’happiness’’ that he felt when he was with you is something that he enjoys and cherishes.

But due to his nightly activities, he knew that there is a possibility that he might lose you. Not everyone is eager to put their life in danger to be with someone like him. You already had to face the Gotham’s elites at every Gala, he doesn’t know if you can take this part of his life on your shoulders as well.

As you met his eyes, your heart couldn’t help but get filled up with love. It was unbelievable what love can do to a soul and how fulfilling can it feel.

‘’Love.’’ he approached you, lowering his head a little to be able to kiss you. ‘’I missed you.’’ He pulled you into a hug and took a deep breath.

‘’I missed you too.’’ You replied, letting yourself melt into his arms.

Your reunion was followed by silence, as both of you were assimilating each other. And as he held you in his arms, and your arms were holding him, both of you silently agreed that you loved each other. And Bruce knew that it’s time for the truth to be revealed.

‘’[Y/N]…I must confess something to you.’’

As you looked into his eyes, you could tell that he was worried. Of what? You were about to find out.

‘’Bruce…Is everything alright?’’

‘’Follow me.’’

You did as he said, and stopped when he did. In front of you was that big watch of his, that wasn’t really your style but in a way you found it kind it fascinating.

‘’There is something that you don’t know about me and I think it’s time to come clear. I appreciate and love you too much to let you get attached even more when there is all of this behind me.’’

‘’Bruce, what are you talking about?’’

He sighed and did the thing. That thing that you didn’t even know it’s possible. He set the time of the clock at 10:48 and somehow, like in those spy movies, a dark entrance was revealed behind it. You could only tell that there were some stairs, but you couldn’t tell what’s after them.

‘’What’s in there?’’ You asked, a bit hesitating.

‘’After you.’’ He was serious. Maybe too serious. Thing that creeped you out a little.

You were never the one to truly trust someone, and as much as you loved him, this was creepy.

‘’Look, Bruce, no offense, but there are two possibilities here. One, you are Batman, two, you are a serial killer. And I am not very fond of the second possibility…’’

‘’What?’’

‘’Look, I watched too many documentaries too be fooled.’’

He was a little surprised by your reaction. He was expecting anything but that reaction.

‘’[Y/N] is not what you think.’’

‘’If not I better find the Batmobile down there. After you.’’

The fact that you were actually serious made him smile.

‘’Why are you smiling?’’ You asked suspicious.

‘’What if I am both?’’

‘’What..?’’

‘’What if I am both Batman and a serial killer, have you thought about that?’’

‘’If that is the case I guess the odds aren’t really in my favour…’’

‘’I guess not.’’

‘’Are you messing with me?’’

‘’A bit.’’

‘’Bruce this is not funny!’’

‘’Come on, [Y/N], if I was a serial killer I think you would have been dead by now.’’

‘’Look, man, serial killers work differently. I don’t know how you operate. Maybe you make women fall in love with you and then you show them your secret entrance to some kind of creepy huge ass basement.’’

‘’[Y/N], just trust me.’’

‘’Na-ah. My motto in life safety first.’’

‘’Really? I thought it’s live, love, laugh.’’

‘’Fuck you, Bruce Wayne!’’

‘’Later. Now come, I’ll go first.’’

‘’Alright.’’ You said as you took a step forward, following him.

‘’But you know I can take you down even if I go first, right?’’ And you stopped at the top of the stairs.

‘’Bruce, this isn’t funny at all.’’

‘’Alright, I’m sorry, no more jokes, now come.’’

Suspiciously you followed him. You have to admit that you were a little more than curious to see what’s down there, and if your boyfriend was indeed a serial killer he can take you down in the blink of an eye, so might as well satisfy your curiosity before dying at the hands of your lover, right?

But as you were walking the lights were up and this gloomy basement wasn’t really a basement as you assumed. It was a cave. With a huge dinosaur and…the Batmobile?

‘’Is that the Batmobile?’’ You gasped. ‘’Oh my god. You are Batman.’’

You looked around, assimilating everything. It was a lot. The computers, the suits, the vehicles and all the other things. Bruce just followed you as you took small steps, curious of your surroundings.

‘’But…’’ You turned around to face him, being a few steps away from him. ‘’This doesn’t rule out the serial killer possibility.’’

‘’[Y/N]…are you serious?’’

You pointed a finger at him. ‘’I must investigate first.’’

It was quite hilarious; he has to admit. He wasn’t expecting this reaction at all. He was expecting you to be upset, to cry, to judge him, to criticize him, to tell him that you cannot put your life at risk because of his personal decision of dressing like a bat and going around Gotham and beating the shit out of bad people…

But no. Instead of all of that, you turned into a little investigator. It was actually…cute.

As you walked around the cave, you were fascinated of what you were seeing. Truly amazing. But this little game of yours was fun and you decided to play a little more.

‘’No bodies around this area. No traces of blood…Hmm…You are either clean or a good cleaner. I must investigate a little bit more.’’ You told him as you approached the Batmobile.

‘’The easiest way to transport bodies.’’ You said looking suspicious at him.

At this point he was actually giggling and the stress was almost gone.

‘’Open it.’’ You demanded. ‘’I must search for evidence inside.’’

‘’[Y/N] if you want to sit in the Batmobile you have to just ask.’’ He laughed.

‘’Just open it.’’ You smiled, forgetting about your whole detective persona for a moment.

He did as you asked, and in that moment you wondered ‘’How the hell does this man gets in this thing?’’ You had a small figure, comparing to him, and getting inside the Batmobile revealed to be a struggle.

‘’Can I help you?’’

‘’Yes, please.’’

He giggled and did as he said. This was the most amazing thing you ever saw in your entire life! You felt like a little kid when your mother finally allowed you to get into one of those bumping cars at the carnival.

‘’Mr. Wayne, I came to the conclusion that you are clean. You are not a serial killer; you are just…Batman?’’

And then it hit you. You are dating Batman. Your boyfriend is Batman. The same guy everyone is talking about. The same person that keeps this city as safe as possible. It was him this entire time.

Bruce got into the Batmobile and sat next to you. He took a deep breath, putting his thoughts in order.

‘’This is…quite the secret.’’ You said.

‘’Yeah. I know it’s….a lot. And I understand if you think it’s too much and if it’s something you’re not ready or want to have in your life. The thing is that…I’ve never happy since my parents died. I’ve never felt actually happiness. But then I meet you. And you make me so happy and so loved. That’s why I’m telling you this. I love you and if you decide to stay well…that would be…the most amazing thing. But if all of this is too much…I understand if you want to break up with me.’’

He looked so sincere and hurt it broke your heart. How much suffering has this man endured…All you wanted in that moment was hold him and never let him go.

‘’You’re right. It’s a lot. Was I expecting this? Not really. Am I shocked? Hell yes. I have a lot of feelings right now and I feel like saying extremely stupid and not appropriate jokes to cover my actual emotions but I will try not to do that.’’ You took a deep breath and looked. ‘’It worries me. When you think about Batman you think about crime, bad guys, police, prison…Bad things. I can’t even imagine how many times you were hurt doing this…but I am not willing to let you go. I love you too much to be able to do that. This freaks me out a little bit but I can get used to it. But only with one condition. Actually two.’’

‘’Anything.’’

‘’You have to promise me that no matter what, you will always come back to me.’’

‘’I promise.’’ He bit his lower lip and smiled. ‘’And the second condition?’’

‘’You have to give me a ride in this thing.’’

You were full of surprises, one of his favourite things about you. As a little secret, everything about you was his favourite thing.

‘’Deal.’’

‘’Can we stay here a bit more? And, you know, make out like teenagers?’’

‘’I’d like that.’’

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Song Fic Requests

I’ve decided to try something new! To me at least

Anyway, you request a song and one of the these options: Bruce Wayne x Reader, Dick Grayson x Reader, Jason Todd x Reader, Tim Drake x Reader, or Damian Wayne x Reader.

Here’s the song list; or if you have a request that’s not on the list send it in but I might not do it. Once the song is used I will mark it off so we don’t have repeats. ❌ means that that song is taken. ✅ means it has been posted and song is taken.

1. Flatliner by Cole Swindell ft. Dierks Bentley
2. Lipstick by Runaway June
3. Speechless by Dan + Shay
4. Why Don’t We Just Dance by Josh Turner
5. Say by Raelynn ft Dan + Shay
6. 21 by Hunter Hayes
7. Brighter Than The Sun by Colbie Caillet
8. I Like The Sound Of That by Rascal Flatts
9. Ours by Taylor Swift
10. Dance Hall by Danielle Bradbery
11. Can’t Stay Mad by Danielle Bradbery
12. The Sun Will Rise by Kelly Clarkson
13. Voodoo Doll by 5SOS ✅
14. Beautiful Soul by Jesse McCartney ✅
15. Nothin’ On You by B.o.B.
16. Just The Way You Are by Bruno Mars
17. Haven’t Meet You Yet by Michael Bublé ✅
18. Any Kind Of Guy by Big Time Rush
19. Headphones by Jackie Lee
20. Can’t Help Failing In Love by Elvis Presley ✅
21. Happy by Pharrell Williams ✅
22. One Call Away by Charlie Puth ✅
23. Hey, Soul Sister by Train
24. I Choose You by Sara Bareilles
25. Check Yes Juliet by We The Kings ✅
26. I Do by Colbie Caillet
27. Everybody’s Got Somebody But Me by Hunter Hayes ft Jason Marz
28. What Makes You Beautiful by One Direction
29. Ring On Every Finger by LOCASH
30. Not A Bad Thing by Justin Timberlake
31. Without You by David Guetta
32. The Way I Am by Charlie Puth
33. Crush by David Archuleta
34. Lucky Strike by Maroon 5
35. What We Live For by American Authors
36. All About Us by He is We ft. Owl City
37. Bad Reputation by Kelly Clarkson
38. I Choose You by Sara Bareilles
39. Hold My Hand by Jess Glynne
40. Mermaid by Train
41. Marry You by Bruno Mars ✅
42. Man! I Feel Like A Woman! by Shania Twain
43. That’s When I Love You by Phil Vassar
44. One Love by Jordan Pruitt
45. Piano by Ariana Grande
46. Heart Like California by Before You Exit
47. Fearless by Taylor Swift ✅
48. Ain’t No Other Man by Christian Aguilera
49. Breaking Your Own Heart by Kelly Clarkson
50. Save The Last Dance For Me by Michael Bublé

I have the right to turn down any request.

So requests are still opened, and I’m bored so please send some in.

A Disaster of a First Date

In which we hear the tale of Bruce and (F/N) first date. The will be time skips in the story to save time and I’m to lazy to write all the little details, but you’ll get a quick catch ups. Enjoy!

Third Person’s POV

It was a normal day at the manor or at least that’s what everyone was thinking when you call a family meeting, but the only issue was Bruce was busy at Wayne Industries. Jason, Barbara, and Cass were sitting on one of the couches watching the chaos unfold before them. Dick and Duke were attempting to keep Tim and Damian apart from killing each other while Stephanie filmed the chaos. The main door swings up and in come (F/N) and Alfred carrying bowls of popcorn one for each kid.

“Okay thank you for gathering here today.” You say taking a seat in the chair set up in the middle of the room holding your own bowl of popcorn. “You are probably wondering why I call you all here today.” The kids look at each other then back at you. “I felt it’s time for you to here about mine and Bruce’s first date.”

“Mom, we have all heard that. You and B went to a movie and dinner.” Dick says though his chipmunk cheek fill with popcorn.

You shake your head back and forth, “That is a lie. It was the second first date.”

“What was the first?” Tim pipes up curiously.

“That is why all of you are here and Bruce isn’t.” You overly dramatic look off into the distance, “It time you all learned of the disaster of a fist date. It all started on a peaceful Friday night long ago…”

—— Flash Back ——

“Crap, crap, crap! Where did I leave those earrings?” You shout racing around your apartment trying to find your missing paw shaped earrings. You’re German Shepherd, Bucky, watch from his doggie bed as you rushed around, and Steve, the Golden Retriever, followed after wagging his tail happily. You run back into the kitchen looking around the counters hoping to find them; it was the only place you hadn’t look quite yet. A glint catches your attention from the corner of your (E/C) eyes. “Found you!” You turn grabbing the earrings and quickly putting them in.

A knock on the door grabs your attention you look through the peep hole and standing there looking slightly nervous was your date that night. Bruce Wayne. He had call the morning after meeting at his gala and was wondering if you would like to go on a date with him that coming Friday. You of course agreed seeing no harm in it. You take a deep breath calming your nerves while grabbing your jacket and purse before opening the door wide enough to slip though without letting your two rambunctious dogs out that not what you need tonight.

“You look lovely, (F/N).” Bruce compliments smiling that faint worth grim. You had your hair pulled out of your face, light make up, a casual (F/C) sun dress with black and white accents, and black jean jacket cover your arms and shoulders, and comfortable and cute sandle adorned your feet. You had you paw print earrings in, simple sliver necklace with your name, sliver bracelets on each wrist, and a ring with your birthstone on you right hand pointer finger.

“You don’t look you shabby yourself Bruce.” You say smiling up at him. Bruce was wearing a nice black long sleeved dress shirt and gray tie, black dress pants, and black shoes. A expensive looking watch was in left hand wrist and a simple sliver ring on his left hand pointer finger.

“Well, I think we should be going.” Bruce takes your arm escorting you down the hallway.

— Time Skip — At the Restaurant

It was a simple and quite place. Nothing super fancy but nothing to dirty either; it was the perfect place to eat and the burgers are to die for. Bruce parks and both off you walk to the front door.

Disaster 1

As you walk to the door Bruce opens the door for and older couple to walk in front of you. Someone inside bumps into Bruce casing him to let go of the door making it close on your face. A warm feel trickles out of your nose making you reach your hand up. You pull your hand back seeing red liquid on your hand.

Blood.

Bruce had just caused you to have a bloody nose.

“(F/N)!” Bruce leans down besides you placing his handkerchief on your nose. “I’m sorry someone bumped into me.”

You left your hand up putting pressure on the cloth, “It’s okay, it’s not your fault. You were being polite; I’m hungry and no bloody nose is going to stop that.” You say trying to sound happy which was hard because you nose was blocked your voice comes out funny.

Bruce opens the door, “Ladies first.”

“Such a gentleman.” You laugh smiling still holding the increasingly redder handkerchief.

Both of you slide into a booth opposite to one another grabbing the menus in the racks picking out what to have for dinner. The bleeding had finally stopped when the waiter came around to see if you were alright. The waiter place two glass full of ice water on the table then took your guys orders.

Disaster 2

“In hindsight I should have been a bit more prepared. So now I always carry a pocket knife with me.” You say laughing and along with Bruce at your story.

“So are you carrying one know?” Bruce says eye seemingly twinkling in the light and a real smile is on his face.

“Of course.” You wink at him laughing.

Bruce reaches forward to grab his water glass. But his attention wasn’t on his small action it was focused on you. You eyes were bright and beautiful, your smile was the most pure sight, the way when you gave a real laugh your eyes crinkled in the corners, and your the gorgeous laugh that came from your lips. His hand comes in contact with the glass knocking the full glass across the table. The water flowed out faster than either of you could react; it was like blowing up a dam and all the rush flooding the town. The ice cold water flowed off the table and into your lap causing you jump straight up and bang both of your knees on the table. The shock from the table sent you glass teetering before tipping in you direction and once again dosing your legs in freezing water.

“Owww…” You say placing your hands on your knees rubbing the trying releave some of the pain.

“I’m so sorry.” Bruce stands up and rounds around the table to your side of the booth placing his napkin down on you wet lap. “I wasn’t paying attention and my knocked the water glass over.”

You place a hand on his arm, “Listen it was an accident. You didn’t spill your water on purpose.”a smile makes it way on to your face making Bruce relax.

After that dinner concluded without anymore problems. Granted Bruce was a lot more careful each time he did something but overall it went smoothly.

— Time Skip — Back At Your Apartment

“I hade a lovely time tonight Bruce.” You say unlocking your apartment door. “Even with the bloody nose and water spill.” You turn to him laughing with a bright smile. Bruce could feel a smile make its way onto his face; something about your smiles were contagious.

“I can second that.” Bruce replies not wanting to leave quite yet.

You push open your apartment door then glance back at Bruce still lingering around, “Would you like to come in for some ice cream? We never did have dessert at the dinner.” You offer not wanting the night to end.

Bruce’s eye light up, “I would love to.” You walk in with Bruce right behind. Once inside you slip your shoes off and lock the door. Your dogs come running to see you but stop and growl at Bruce.

“Steve, Bucky no this is a friend.” You say walking in front of Bruce petting your dogs. You gesture over to Bruce to meet the dogs. Bruce bends down and holds out his hand to Steve first. Your golden retriever had always been the more friendly so it was a suprise that he started to lick Bruce’s hand. Bucky was more hesitant, but he took a whiff of Bruce’s hand gave a bark and returned his attention to you. “You have the dogs approval, congrats you are now officially aloud to enter the apartment.”

“Well that’s good because I was looking forward to the ice cream.” He send you a wink chuckling.

You stand up and head in the direction of the kitchen. “First I have to feed my two big boys here and then we can have ice cream.”

Disaster 3

“Would you like some help?” Bruce ask following behind you glancing down at the dogs; Steve and Bucky looking up at him not taking their doggy eyes off.

“That would be perfect, could you grab their bowls from the floor? You’ll see them by the entrance for the kitchen.” Bruce spots the bowls and picks them up. The dogs start to become excited and start to jump up reaching for the bowls. Bruce held them above his head to avoid your dogs knocking the dog dishes from his hand.

You had just placed the twenty pound dog food bag in the kitchen when it happened. Bruce walk in trying to avoid being nocked over by the dogs and didn’t see the dog food bag in front of him. He trips and falls on top of you. You grab onto the counter behind trying to avoid hitting your head which did work, but your lunch dishes were sitting there and one of them happened to be the knife you had use to cut the cheese. It cut it to arm holding the counter causing your grip to slip.

Bruce looks down at what he landed on. He face had landed on your chest causing heat to rise he looks up at you expecting you to yell at him, but he see you clutching your left arm with blood coming from your fingers and dripping down onto the floor. A knife lays besides you with your your blood on it. He gets up off you. “(F/N), I’m so sorry.”

You look up at him give him a smile, “You tripped its not the end of the world. Now can you help me up. I think I’m going to need stitches.”

Bruce quickly but as gently as he can picks you up bridal style, “I’ll get you to a hospital.”

“That would be appreciated.” You say smiling at him trying to hide the pain rippling through your body.

— Time Skip — At the Hospital

Bruce had rush in the emergency room bring you straight to the receptionist at the desk. The hospital seemed to be dead of activity; which was unusual for Gotham. A nurse came and quickly got you into one of the rooms a prepared you for your stitches. The whole time Bruce hovered watching carefully as the nurse did her job. The doctor who was giving the stitches came in; it was an older lady in her mid fifty’s with graying hair. She quickly sealed the cut on your arm as if it was the easiest thing in the world.

“Okay Miss (L/N), your going to need to avoid using this arm for the next week.” She say gesturing to the stitches.

“But this is my dominant arm.” You reply rubbing you forehead sighing. “How am I supposed to function without using it?”

“Is there anyone you can stay with that could help?” The doctor question glancing towards Bruce then back at you.

You shake your head back and forth, “No I don’t have family that lives in Gotham and most of friends don’t live here either.”

The lady doctor crosses her arms, “And this man right here?” She points over to Bruce who was sitting near you in one of the chair. You look at him questionable before shrugging your shoulders.

Bruce pipes up for the first time since asking the receptionist for help. “I can help for a week. It’s the least I could do after tonight.”

“Really Bruce are you sure?” You turn you full attention on him. “I don’t want to impose.”

“You wouldn’t be and this way I have a chance to make up for the disaster date that you just went through.” Bruce smiles gently at you forgetting the world around. You smile back and lean forward giving him a one armed hug.

“Thank you.” He hugs back a warm filling igniting inside of him and his heart beats faster.

— End Flashback —

“After that we where kinda of attached and I stayed a lot longer than I need to, and by the time came around for me to leave…. I didn’t.” You finish your story smiling.

“So the smooth and charming Bruce Wayne, slammed a drop in your face, slipped ice cold water, and caused you to go to the hospital on your first date?” Dick questions laughing.

You nod your head, “And spilled hot tea on me the next day so guess who visited the hospital again.”

“Okay now that doesn’t sound like Father at all.” Damian says looking at you questionably.

“Bruce only get flustered and clumsy around people he is in love with. He still does things around me that make me question if he really the great Batman.” You reply smiling brightly finishing off the last of your popcorn. You shake your head lightly, “Anyway if you kids will excuse me I need to go hide because Bruce probably already knows I told you, and I don’t feel like dying today.”

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All headers will be done in order of reblogs and posted during December!!

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I don’t usual reblog things on to my main account, but this sounds really cool. And it’s really sweet of you to offer to do something like this. Anyways it’s cool if you can’t. Btw the two you made are amazing!

Song Fic Requests

I’ve decided to try something new! To me at least

Anyway, you request a song and one of the these options: Bruce Wayne x Reader, Dick Grayson x Reader, Jason Todd x Reader, Tim Drake x Reader, or Damian Wayne x Reader.

Here’s the song list; or if you have a request that’s not on the list send it in but I might not do it. Once the song is used I will mark it off so we don’t have repeats. ❌ means that that song is taken. ✅ means it has been posted and song is taken.

1. Flatliner by Cole Swindell ft. Dierks Bentley
2. Lipstick by Runaway June
3. Speechless by Dan + Shay ✅
4. Why Don’t We Just Dance by Josh Turner
5. Say by Raelynn ft Dan + Shay
6. 21 by Hunter Hayes
7. Brighter Than The Sun by Colbie Caillet
8. I Like The Sound Of That by Rascal Flatts
9. Ours by Taylor Swift ✅
10. Dance Hall by Danielle Bradbery
11. Can’t Stay Mad by Danielle Bradbery
12. The Sun Will Rise by Kelly Clarkson
13. Voodoo Doll by 5SOS ✅
14. Beautiful Soul by Jesse McCartney ✅
15. Nothin’ On You by B.o.B.
16. Just The Way You Are by Bruno Mars
17. Haven’t Meet You Yet by Michael Bublé ✅
18. Any Kind Of Guy by Big Time Rush
19. Headphones by Jackie Lee
20. Can’t Help Failing In Love by Elvis Presley ✅
21. Happy by Pharrell Williams ✅
22. One Call Away by Charlie Puth ✅
23. Hey, Soul Sister by Train ✅
24. I Choose You by Sara Bareilles ❌
25. Check Yes Juliet by We The Kings ✅
26. I Do by Colbie Caillet
27. Everybody’s Got Somebody But Me by Hunter Hayes ft Jason Marz
28. What Makes You Beautiful by One Direction
29. Ring On Every Finger by LOCASH
30. Not A Bad Thing by Justin Timberlake
31. Without You by David Guetta
32. The Way I Am by Charlie Puth
33. Crush by David Archuleta ✅
34. Lucky Strike by Maroon 5
35. What We Live For by American Authors
36. All About Us by He is We ft. Owl City
37. Bad Reputation by Kelly Clarkson
38. What We Live For by American Authors
39. Hold My Hand by Jess Glynne
40. Mermaid by Train
41. Marry You by Bruno Mars ✅
42. Man! I Feel Like A Woman! by Shania Twain
43. That’s When I Love You by Phil Vassar
44. One Love by Jordan Pruitt
45. Piano by Ariana Grande
46. Heart Like California by Before You Exit
47. Fearless by Taylor Swift ✅
48. Ain’t No Other Man by Christian Aguilera
49. Breaking Your Own Heart by Kelly Clarkson
50. Save The Last Dance For Me by Michael Bublé

I have the right to turn down any request.

Don’t Tell Bruce (Part 2)

What will you (Batmom) let your children do that your stubborn, buzz kill, extremely sexy husband Bruce Wayne aka Batman won’t? Well read on to see!

Each kid will be broken down into sections, so it will be like a bunch of mini stories!

This was requested by @colombia-chan !!! Hope y’all enjoy!

Here is the second part!!! Part One

Duke

“Come on it’s just for one night.” Duke pleads with Bruce.

“Duke your on cave duty tonight and that’s final.” Bruce turns around crossing his arms.

Duke throws his hands into the air, “But it’s the premier of the Zombie Hunters 2 tonight and I have tickets. It starts at eight I can be back.”

Bruce shakes his head back forth before getting into the Batmoblie. “We are short people tonight or I would let you go.” He say and the door slams closed.

“Fine.” Duke mutters pouting before an idea comes to mind.

——

“Can you cover for me tonight please?” Duke ask when you come down into the cave. “I really want to see this movie.”

You smile at understandingly, “Sure Duke, enjoy the movie.”

“Thanks, I see why everyone just comes to you to ask for things.” Duke comments grabbing his keys and wallet.

“Just don’t tell Bruce that and try to get back as soon as possible once the movie is over.” You call after sitting down to watch the monitors.

Tim (14)

“Can we stop for coffee at the new shop?” Tim asks Bruce who was sitting besides him.

Bruce looks up from his report, “You have school Tim.”

“So yes to the coffee?” Tim questions with hope fading from his voice.

Bruce looks at him and back frown at the file he was reading, “Not when you have school.”

——

It was your turn to drive Tim to school. “Can we stop for coffee?” Tim asks hoping for a different outcome than with Bruce.

“The one at the new shop?” You ask noting taking your eyes off the road.

“Yes.” Tim nods excitedly.

You smile brightly changing lanes, “Totally I heard the hot chocolate is amazing.”

Tim pumps his fist, “Sweet thanks.”

“Just don’t tell Bruce I let you get coffee before school.” You say laughing nervously.

Steph

“You can’t have it.” Bruce refuses shaking his head back and forth.

Stephanie throws her hands up in the air, “Why not?”

“No.” Bruce just shakes his head.

“That’s not an answer.” She snaps back crossing her arms.

“It’s my answer.” Bruce stands up crossing his arms.

Stephanie tries to argue, “But…”

“No.” Bruce leaves the room and that was the end of that decision.

—

“Can I have it?” Stephanie asks pointing your old scooter.

Your eyes widen in shock. You had no use for it but you figured none of you kids would want it. “Sure, we should take it into the shop to get everything replaced and make it all fancy.”

“Sweet! Your the best!” Stephanie tackles you in a hug.

You hug her back smiling, “Just don’t tell Bruce I let you have it. I have no use for it anyway.”

Damian

“Father I want to keep it.” Damian says holding a squirrel in his hands.

Bruce’s eye visibly twitches, “Your not keeping a squirrel.”

“Why not?” Damian questions looking at the squirrel in his hands.

Bruce shakes his head, “No.”

Damian raise a brow at that, “Father that’s not an answer.”

“Damian no.” Bruce then sho’s him from his office. Damian’s cheeks puff out as he looks at the squirrel in his hands.

——

“Can I keep him?” Damian asks showing you the squirrel.

This was new one to you, but what’s the harm. “Yes.” Damian get excited and is already leaving the room, “He will have to live outside.”

“But…” Damian begins to protest.

You hold a finger to silence him, “But we will make him a fancy squirrel house and set it up in one of the trees.” You explain your plan to him

“Thank you Ummi.” Damian says as the squirrel jumps onto his shoulder.

“No problem, just don’t tell Bruce and he probably won’t notice anyway.” You smile at your son.

Batmom’s Birthday Presents

It was that amazing time of year again. Your birthday!!! You were super excited to see what everyone had gotten not that it really mattered as long as they were there. But they always did get you some pretty cool gifts.

Bruce:

Necklace that says “I love you”

Dick:

A cross between a hammock and tire swing.

Barbara:

Tempescope

Jason:

Dictionary

Cass:

Color changing umbrella

Tim:

Tablet Typewriter

Steph:

Panda Robe and Slippers

Damian:

Compass Necklaces

I promise there was more writen but when I tried to post this the last time it deleted everything. Anyway this is like a birthday present to me!!! This is a day a late because Tumblr wasn’t letting me post it.

BatFamily’s Pokémon (Kanto Part 2)

Here is the fist region. The boys will be first part and the ladies the second. Part 1

Sorry about the terrible art Please don’t repost even though it’s not great it’s still mine.

I’ll do another region if you guys are interested.

Batmom: Dratini, Raichu, Ninetails

Barbara: Jynx, Growlithe, Meowth

Cass: Abra, Electabuzz, Scyther

Steph: Jigglypuff, Horsea, Lapras

Kate: Ditto, Mankey, Charmeleon

BatFamily’s Pokémon (Kanto Part 1)

Here is the fist region. The boys will be first part and the ladies the second. Part 2

Sorry about the terrible art Please don’t repost my art even if it’s not great it’s still mine.

I’ll do another region if you guys are interested.

Bruce: Persian, Machamp, Zubat

Dick: Vulpix, Pidgeot, Dewgong

Jason: Marowak, Poliwrath, Haunter

Duke: Beedrill, Jolteon, Sandshrew

Tim: Snorlax, Squirtle, Voltorb

Damian: Pikachu, Eevee, Farfecth’d

Alfred: Wigglytuff, Butterfree, Goldeen

Don’t Tell Bruce (Part 1)

What will you (Batmom) let your children do that your stubborn, buzz kill, extremely sexy husband Bruce Wayne aka Batman won’t? Well read on to see!

Each kid will be broken down into sections, so it will be like a bunch of mini stories!

This was requested by @colombia-chan !!! Hope y’all enjoy!

And sorry this is going to be in two parts. Apparently there is a text blocks limit so I couldn’t fit everyone on one post. Part Two

——

Dick (12)

“Please can I get a pet?” Dick pleads with puppy dog eyes.

Bruce looked up from his paperwork sighing rubbing the bridge of his nose, “No Dick.”

“Why not?” He questions with a slight whine in his voice.

“Because (F/N) and Alfred will end up taking care of it.” Bruce crosses his arms over his chest shaking his head back and forth.

“I promise I’ll take care of it.” Dick pleads in a last attempt.

“No.” Bruce starts back in on his paperwork. Dick pursers his lips tightly and leaving Bruce’s office upset.

——

“Can I get a pet?” Dick ask hands behind his back not looking into your eyes.

You place a hand on your son should gently smiling, “You can but you’ll start with something simple.”

“Like a puppy!” Dick exclames happily jumping up and down.

You wave your hands back and forth signaling for him to calm down, “No, a fish. It will teach you basics of pet care without the shedding of a dog.”

Dick thinks about for a second, “Okay but I want a cool fish.”

“Just don’t tell Bruce, and with a fish he probably won’t notice.” You say smiling at your son who had already grab your purse and keys. Guess you were getting that fish now.

Barbara (22)

“I just want to borrow the old computer system for a week.” Barbara pleaded with Bruce. Her system was to old and her new one wouldn’t be ready for a week.

“You can borrow it.” Bruce replies motioning to the old system.

“Sweet.” Barbara pumps her fist in the air.

“But in the Batcave.” Bruce adds on turning back to do whatever he was working before Barbara had come down.

“What that’s not fair. You never going to use it again. What’s the harm of me taking it.” Barbara crosses her arms glaring at Bruce’s back.

“I don’t care.” Bruce replies blocking out everything around him.

——

“Can I borrow the old system?” Barbara asks you after you came down to the cave and Bruce head back up.

“You can have it. Bruce got a whole new bat computer system, the old one is going to collect dust.” You gesture to the computers not wanting Alfred to have one more thing to have worry about cleaning.

“Really?” Barbara questions eyes lighting up.

“Yes, the computers need to go. It took me three months of convincing to get rid of the last old ones. I’m not dealing with it again.” You sigh at that memory; it took you moving into a different room in the manor for him to get rid of the last. And you didn’t want a repeat.

“Thanks your the best.” Barbara gives a hug.

“Don’t tell Bruce right away. I’ll take the heat.” You hug her back smiling.

Jason (21)

Bruce was siting at his chair working on a case when Jason had come to ask him if him and Tim could go a road trip. That idea was shot down pretty quick.

“Come on B it’s just a road trip.” Jason says trying to not yell at Bruce.

Bruce cross his arms over his chest not giving in. “Your not taking Tim on a road trip.”

Jason gives one more attempt to convince him, “It’s called brotherly bonding.” Bruce was big with on his kids getting along.

“No.” He turns around in his chair and goes ack to typing away at the bat computer.

——

“So can Tim and I take a road trip?” Jason asks drinking tea with you on the back porch.

You place your tea cup down on the table, “You and I both know this is about the weapons smuggling ring.”

Jason’s eyes widen spiting the tea in his mouth out, “How did you…”

“Tim asked me first. You can go just take pictures so you have a semi-decent alibi.” You smile at him with an all knowing look in your eyes.

“Thanks and good idea.” Jason smiles at you whipping the tea from his chin.

“I know, don’t tell Bruce I knew.” You wink at him.

Cass

“I only want to borrow the care for a date.” Cass says following Bruce through the manor.

“I don’t care.” Bruce doesn’t even look back at as he flips through a case file.

Cass matches his stride and looks up at him, “Your not the boss of me.”

Bruce snorts giving an almost laugh, “I’m your father so close enough.”

——

“Can I use the car to go on the date with Duke.” Cass ask you before you start your weekly reading lesson.

“You mean the undercover operation you two don’t want Bruce to know about then sure.” You question smiling picking a new book from the seemingly endless collection in the Wayne Manor library.

Cas looks at you suprised, “How did you find out?”

“I was talking to Duke and saw the reflection in the mirror of the file.” I respond shrugging your shoulders sitting down on the couch next to her.

“You can read backwards.” Cass states still surprised.

You shrug your shoulders nonchalantly smiling at your daughter. “I have many talents.”

“Thank you.” Cass smiles at you.

“Don’t tell Bruce, bring the car back without a scratch or we both will be in hot water.” You laugh nervously opening the book.

Bruce: So let me get this straight, you thought all of this was a good idea.

Batmom: Good idea no, but it was so worth it.

Bruce: And you two thought it would be a good idea to going along with it?

Tim: In our defense we figured going with Mom would be a better idea.

Dick: This is true.

Bruce: You broke into an ice cream shop for what?

Batmom: Bruce, darling, love of my life, that is all to obvious.

Bruce: Tell me then.

Batmom: They were smuggling drugs out of Gotham using the delivery trucks before shipping it around the U.S.

Tim: They would would put the drugs in with select containers of ice cream.

Dick: And once it got to a certain point they would melt the ice cream and retrieve the drugs.

Bruce: Seriously, how did you find out?

Batmom: I might have dropped my bracelet you gave me, so we broke in to find it and stumbled across the drugs and ice cream.

Bruce: I married you again why?

Batmom: You love me.

Dick: This is so your fault.

Jason: How the hell is this my fault? Really it the Demon Spwans fault.

Damian: Shut it Todd! It is Drake’s fault.

Tim: Oh don’t try blaming this whole thing on me. Dick started this whole thing.

Dick: What me never! And besides even it was; all of you showed up.

Damian: I suppose you’re right, but I am only came to help Ummi not the rest of you.

Jason: I’m here for mom also.

Tim:Same.

Batmom: Aww you guys are so sweet, and I’m glad you care so much about, but I would appreciate if you could stop arguing and untie me.

Dick: Oh yeah forgot, sorry mom.

Batmom: That’s alright, but Bruce is going to be pissed when he finds out all of you showed up.

Tim: Why? We saved you.

Batmom: I was bait to catch the guy who kidnapped me and you might have ruined his plan.

Jason:Oops.

Batmom: Just a bit.

Song Fic Request

#24 I Choose You by Sara Bareilles

Bruce Wayne x Reader

I can’t remember who requested this. I hope everyone enjoys.

Bruce’s POV

“Bruce wait a second please!” (F/N) shouts at me. I can hear the wavering in her voice. “I’m not mad at you but please don’t leave me. I’m begging you.” Her voice trails off and the soft sobbing beings.

I turn around and look at her. I could feel my resolve crumbling as I looked at her tear stained face. I wanted nothing more then in that moment to take her in my arms and comfort her. But I can’t to that.“I can’t. I hurt you.”

She looks at me her eyes were red and tears dropped off her flushed red cheeks onto the carpet below. “You didn’t hurt me. That psychopath did. Not you. You never would.”

“Yes, I did!” I shout out her. “It’s my fault he took you!” My whole body trembled, and I could feel the pressure building up behind my eyes. The first tear slipped out, and I couldn’t stop the rest that followed. (F/N) ran into my arms and we dropped to the floor.

“Listen to me. I love you Bruce, so much that I can’t imagine my life without you in it anymore.” I could feel her tears drip down my neck and all I could was wrap my arms tighter around her. “I didn’t believe in true love until I met you. I choose you. And I knew what I was getting into when we got together. So if think for a second you getting rid of me because so big bad villain kidnapped and tried to kill me you very very wrong.” (F/N) kissed my gently and pulled back to look into my eyes.

I kiss her forehead before resting mine on her’s. “I love you too. I can’t ever stop the way I feel. I choose you too. But I can’t lose to some psycho, because I can’t imagine my life without you in it either. So please I’m begging you be more careful.”

“I will. I promise, but my apartment isn’t safe anymore apparently.” She glances around her apartment which was trashed from the struggle she had put up.

“Move in with me.” The words came out of my mouth before I could stop them. I didn’t regret them for a second. I could protect her, and see the love of my life everyday. It was a win win.

Her eyes widen and she gives that brilliantly beautiful smile of hers.“Really? You mean it?” She question softly.

I nod my head, “Yes, I choose you. I will always choose you so why not.”

“I love you Bruce.”

“I love you too (F/N).”

Batmom: This didn’t go as well as I thought it would.

Bruce: How did you think it was going to go?

Batmom: I thought it would be a nice normal date.

Bruce: Not this time.

Batmom: All I wanted was to go on a date and now we are hanging upside down above a shark tank.

Bruce: I could get us out of this if you want we might still make our reservations.

Batmom: Nah it’s fine I have blood on my dress and my hair looks like a mess.

Bruce: You still look beautiful to me.

Batmom: Awww thanks, only you would give me compliments in the face of danger. On a different note do you think kids are going to hurry up and save us? Cause the blood rushing to my head doesn’t feel great.

Bruce: Let’s hope so. Those sharks look hungry and I don’t have my shark repellent. 

BatFamily React to Batmom Being Catcalled

You weren’t an unattractive woman. Heck many people consider you to be gorgeous. You believed peoples beauty comes from the inside and is reflected in what they do not how they look. But most people didn’t see it the way you did. When you got into high school guys were flirting with you, you didn’t mind the cheesey pickup lines. It was when it moved past in catcalling and harassment, that the problem started. You slowly got used over the years and got good a blocking the idiots out. It was better then paying them any attention. There has been incidents were your husband or sons had been around. And they didn’t take to kindly to their wife and their mom being harassed.

Bruce:

You two had been out on a date night during your sixth month of dating. It was this diner that Bruce had taken you to on your first date. It was one of your favorites date night spots. And the reporters never seemed to bug you two either.

You two decided to walk that night. It was clam and quite night, until you walked passed a guy on the front steps of an apartment building. He wolf whistled and proceeded to yell nice ass. Bruce tensed up and squeezed your hand before turning around and marching back over to the man. And he punches him in the face you could head bones breaking from we’re you stood. Your jaw drops and you hoped the man wouldn’t recognize Bruce. You found out the next morning that Batman had dropped off the same man injured the next morning at GPD for sexual harassment.

Dick:

Three times of month you and your oldest baby bird would meet for lunch some where in Bludhaven to catch up on things after he left. It was a long standing tradition that you two kept to this day. Plus Dick did miss his mom. Any this time it was a new Bar and Grill and Dick was running late. You had taken a seat at one of the booths while you waited for him. It was fairly quite now that the lunch rush was over. Until the front doors slammed open and a man in his mid thirties stumbled in. You would have to be blind not to see he was drunk. The man spots you a stumbles his way over while shoving a waiter and a bus boy over who tried to stop him. He was drunk but he was about as big as your husband which wasn’t good.

The man seats down beside you trapping you in the booth. He breath was rank and his eyes were blood shot. “Damm you look fine how about I take you..” the man didn’t get to finish his sentence before being ripped away and kicked into the the near by tables. Dick stood there practically growing at the man laying on the ground. “Leave my mom alone you creep.” Dick turns back to checks to make sure your okay before calling into the police.

Jason:

You and Jason were out about shopping one afternoon in a quiter part of Gotham. Jason had appeared back in Gotham and had become the masked vigilantly Red Hood. Bruce wasn’t to pleased with the Red Hood aspect of his return, but you were just happy to have your son back. You had stopped in this older looking shop with trinkets of different kinds. Jason has walked off to a different part of the store leaving you by yourself. You stood gazing at rows of little crystal animals trying to decide which one to buy when it happened. You felt something smack your butt. You jumped in shock and turned around looking to he person responsible. What you didn’t notice was that Jason had seen the whole thing and was pissed that someone slapped is mom’s butt.

“You have a nice ass. Mind if I get a better feel.” The disgusting man winks at you. And look of pure disgust cross your features. Before you could say anything. Jason calmy walks over and tell him to get out in the most clam, pissed off voice you had ever heard. It was like the one you would use when you didn’t want to yell, but you still meant business. And Jason meant business. The man went scrambling out of the store. You weren’t to surprised to see that he ended up being killed under mysterious circumstances.

Tim:

Tim was you most passive aggressive child. You loved the boy dearly, and on a particular busy week where he would push himself to far you would take him out for a nice quite lunch. It was something you do for all you family members, but Tim’s relax lunches happen a lot more often than the others will. You two head out to a local cafe in one of the quieter parts of Gotham. During the lunch you got a call from Lois and it was an emergency girl talk situation. Tim begin the understanding son he is let you take the call, but you choose to go outside so you wouldn’t interpret the rest of his lunch. As you try to calm Lois down you didn’t notice someone come up behind you, but your son did. Before you could react someone slaps your ass. You let out a share tell a turn around to yell at who ever just touched your butt.

“You’ve got a hard ass.” The creepy dude says before you can start yelling. But the look he is giving sends you scrambling back a few steps. He reaches out to grab you but a hand grip its stopping it. “Don’t touch my mom.” You hear a snap and the guy starts screaming and runs away. You look at you son surprised he just snapped a guys wrist. “I’m going to hack into everything piece of tech that man own and give everything viruses.” Now that sounded like your son.

Damian:

Ahhh your youngest and most adorable child. But arguably the most violent. You loved your youngest and he loved you just as much. This leads to so problems. He takes after his father on his over protectiveness of you. There was a gala which Bruce couldn’t attend. Dick couldn’t go, Jason for obvious reason couldn’t go, and Tim was sick. You had to make an appearance to represent Wayne Industries so you invited Damian. He jumped at the chance to go. When you two arrived the photographers loved you two and took so many cute pictures, it was going really well until about 9:30ish when some of the upper workers of Wayne Industries showed up. You knew them and went out of your way to avoid them. They wouldn’t bug you if Bruce was around, but tonight he wasn’t. Those vultures zoned in on you and attacked. Damian could feel you tense and looked up to see you eye widening before farting around the room looking for a way out.

“No husband tonight?” A man asks causing you to stand up straighter but you reach down and grab Damain’s hand. He could feel you nervousness rolling off you in waves. “Why don’t you ditch the pipsqeak and hang out with us. We could have little fun and Bruce never has to know.” Before you respond the guys was tackled to the ground and was being punched in the face by Damian. “Don’t ever speak to my Ummi like that again.” Damian gets off the man and walks back you talking your hand you two leave the gala. The next morning the man makes the front pages of the news for being hung upside down in only his underwear off the top of one of the Wayne buildings.

Batmom: *Singing* Have a jolly jolly Christmas!

Damian: Ummi… it’s not even November yet.

Batmom: What’s your point?

Damian: It’s to early for Christmas music.

Batmom: *Gasp* I would expect this kind of behavior from you father, but I thought I raised you better.

Bruce: Hey! I never said a word.

Jason: *Comes out of nowhere and throws Christmas pillow at Damian* It Christmas season you little demon. Hohoho!!!!

Batman: What ever you do don’t look down

Batmom:Ummm….

Batman: You looked down didn’t you

Batmom: Maybe just a little bit

Batman: Keep looking at me and don’t look down as you cross

Batmom: Fine but you and me are going on a date after this

Batman: *Ready to hit his head against a wall*

Batmom: Hey, I need some incentive of I’m going to do this

Batman: Fine, now will you cross

Batmom: For a date with you, I’ll cross *Winks at him*

Batman: *Shakes his back and forth just done with tonight*

Batmom’s Fan Merch Part 1

If we are being honest here, you are a big fangirl. Almost every where you went you had some reference of some kind of movie, book, tv show, music, anime, superhero, or other reference to pop culture. It turned into a game with the paparazzi to spot the reference in what you had on you.

You of course were a huge fan of the Justice League themselves, and you could usually be found sporting Batman themed items to Flash inspired tennis shoes. The Justice League wouldn’t admit to anyone especially your husband, but when they saw you wearing apparel relating to them, they had a rush of pride and happiness fill them. When there was new supers with no merch, you would custom order items. If you were wearing it around them, that would always get so happy.

Barry and Clark even started a tally listing ever single fan merch item. They kept a very detailed list. The other heroes would stop and check it out. Of course the Bat was usually winning, but sometime other heroes would be ahead and man they were always proud of the accomplishment of beating the amazing Batman.

Anyway your kids had the merch that they would buy for you. Bruce only would give you Batman related merch but your children weren’t as selective.

Batman Merch

Barbara:

Dick:

Jason:

Cass:

Tim:

Steph:

Damian:

Duke:

Reaction To Batsis Dating Joker’s Son

This a very interesting request but it got my brain flowing with ideas. I hope you like it! @jessicagreyjoy. So sorry it took so long and the fact it won’t let me tag you.

When your youngest daughter, two years younger then Damian, who is now 18, said she had a boyfriend, it was a surprise to the family. She was the tomboyish girl your sons’ ever knew. Who ever this dude was he must have been ruff and tumble to keep up with your spitfire daughter. Oh and he was alright. He was the the best lineman to walk the halls of Gotham High School and as a Sophomore he was making major headway. This wasn’t a problem. No the problem was the fact this boy was the son of the Joker. Granted it wasn’t like he was raised by Joker. God no, you with the help of Ivy and Harley has help make sure Joker never found out about this kid. And he never did, but you three knew you couldn’t keep the truth about his father from him. So you told him. You never thought though that you daughter would fall for the son of Joker.

The family was shocked to their cores. Well most of them anyway. The boys looked upon their sister like they didn’t know her. Your husband stood there like a statue. You laughed nervously already knowing about the Joker son thing, and you were trying to figure out how to diffuse the going to go off bomb of a situation. And save your daughter for the hell that was about to be unleashed.

Batman:

He didn’t know what to say. How could not have know that the son of Joker was his daughter’s boyfriend. It was flooring him that he had no clue about any of it.

Batmom:

You knew about him alright, but you had no clue that your baby girl was dating him. When you spoked to him a couple weeks back, he said he finally asked this amazing, cool, and wonderful girl to be his girlfriend. You never did ask a name but in hindsight you should have.

Dick:

Was excited and pissed at the same time. He was happy his youngest sibling was happy with someone, but did it have to be the son of Joker. Dick had a temper there was no denying it. He temper flaired up pretty quick. Had Jason not placed his had his shoulder he would have snapped.

Jason:

Jason was keeping his cool surprising well. He wasn’t pissed at all. This kid wasn’t his father. And you can’t choose who your parents are. Until Jason got to know him he was going to keep his cool and threaten to kill purely because it his job as older brother.

Tim:

Timmy old boy took it kind hard. He was already tired and had to much caffeine in his system. That when he heard the news, he fainted onto the coach like a dramatic diva. Which granted Tim can be a bit of a diva from time to time.

Damian:

He didn’t take the the news that well. He went straight to the frist thing he brain thought of. Kill him, kill him now. Damian could tell if he wanted him gone because he was Joker’s son or if it was the fact that someone was dating his baby sister. Damian didn’t nor did he care he wanted the boy gone.