This is a story about Jeremy Heere installing the Squip as a living OS on his laptop and then forcing Squip-OS to display futa porn he can fap to. He has a fist-sized dildo he calls “Keanu Reeves” and webcams himself shoving that and cans of Mountain Dew up his ass

It’s hot as fuck.

I love how most “what broadway character are you” quizzes include a question like this:

What’s your favorite pastime?

A) Helping your family friend write fake letters from a dead guy

B) Partaking in the American Revolution

C) Crying in the bathroom at a party

D) Being a Jew in a room

just-another-pigeon:

Musical hallowen costume ideas with (or without) your friends, wOOO (yes ik halloween is ages away)

• angelica, eliza and peggy

• veronica and jd

• jeremy and michael

• heather c, heather d and heather m

• heather c in the outfit she dies in

• jeremy and the squip

• me heere and pants

• jd and slushie

• evan hansen and a tree

• heather c and a myriad (nice)

• hamilton and the other 51

• jeremy and optic nerve blocking (ouch)

• brooke and auto correct

• michael and being in the bathroom

• michael and moutain dew red

• rich and fire

• zoe and no requiem

• jakey d and pool

• squip and pitiful children

• squip and japan

FEEL FREE TO ADD MORE :))))))))))

• connor and a printer

• michael, jd and 7-11

• larry murphy and baseball gloves

• the cafetorium and level 9

As a theatre person…

it’s such a gratifying feeling when I’m playing any game with friends that ether involves lying or a good poker face, and they don’t trust me, saying, “yeah but she’s actually an actress, so…”

I don’t think I have ever felt more validated in my life.

not to be controversial but george salazar sounds suPER whiny in the broadway recording of bmc

Okay, for some reason my mind thought up some sort of BMC/MtG AU

Listening to Be More Chill and I don’t know what is, maybe the fact that the music in both sources sounds sorta similar (albeit BMC has more PG-13 lyrics), but I kinda want to (or at least want someone to who’d do it better than me) make some kind of BMC AU for The Electric Company with Jessica and Marcus as Jeremy and Michael (and not just because their names scan, because none of the other character castings I had in mind for the other “parts” scan). I’m actually not sure which ones of that pair should be who because on the one hand, the names scan and a lot of Michael’s scenes seem very Marcus-y (including Michael In The Bathroom) and Jessica, like Jeremy, is the geekier one of the two (which isn’t saying a lot in either case) but on the other hand, songfic with name replacement isn’t often done in musical fusion!AUs like this (but that’s not to say someone couldn’t try) and between his ambition and the fact that he bought the freaking Incredible Return-A-Ball, Marcus seems more like the kind of person to buy something like the Squip if it existed in that universe (though not to say Jessica wouldn’t be tempted)

I’m a firm believer that boyf riends would not happen unless they dated when they were very young and stuck it out. they are the only couple that would be better off for starting to date in middle school. like they would ONLY work if they went through high school already a couple they wouldn’t make it happen partway through.

however neither of them would ever say it if they did like each other in a romantic sense. jeremy probably had a fuckton of internalized homophobia bc of how he was raised and his obsession with being widely loved. michael had jeremy as his Only Friend for like. over a decade. he wouldn’t want to ruin the friendship by telling him when they were younger that he liked him romantically.

therefore it is now a running joke between them that they had a crush on each other at the same time but somewhere along the line that crush dissipated and now it’s just a funny thing to think about for them. they’re still friends and it doesn’t really make anything super awkward

sup mothers and fuckers of the jury its ur resident deere shipper tumblr account giving you the best of the headcanons

- they’re 7 months apart. jakes birthdays in february, jeremy always turns the year hes supposed to at the very beginning of september. once jake turns 18, rich absolutely makes jokes about him being a cradle snatcher for having a boyfriend whos still 17. 

- jeremy screams about bugs and jake kills them. unless theyre bees, bc jakes freaked out by them and jeremys fine with them so he catches them and dumps them outside. 

- jeremy is the hoodie stealer, even pre-dating. 

- jake plans their dates if they go out, jeremy plans them if they stay in. sometimes they swap, but that’s usually how they go. 

- jake is the bitch who uses pet names so much. jeremy doesn’t use them as often because it flusters him to say them just as much as it does to receive them. 

- jeremy is a night owl and jake’s an early bird. it usually ends up with jake curled up against jeremy’s legs while jeremy plays video games super late into the night. jake wakes up early and goes on runs, and usually wakes jeremy up with coffee. 

- jeremy has a playlist of music for when jake drives them places. he’s the dj, jake’s the driver, unless jake drinks. jeremy’s one of the only people allowed to touch jake’s car. 

- they probably wouldn’t get married. they don’t see a reason to legally bind themselves to each other, given their past bad experiences with their parents. they would still call each other their husbands as a joke. they’re as close to married as they could be without actually being married.

When you’re having a chill time with Pitiful Children and Jenna Rolan gives you a heart attack during her “Beep Bop Bo Beep Bop Bo”