Nobody was going to come to the lame sleepover you had planned. Until you mom sent out a special invite to the boys in your school. Now everyone is coming over, but you’re the only one who’s going to be sleeping tonight.
Ever since your mom started teaching a yoga class at the community center, membership has shot up. Most of the new members are teenage guys about your age. It’s a safe bet that most of the guys signing up aren’t interested in yoga at all - just your mom’s huge bubble butt.
I probably should have told mom that was she was wearing was inappropriate for a work party. Then I thought about everyone would be getting the show of their life at the party and I decided to shut up. I can’t wait for mom to leave so I can take care of my aching erection.
