#ben garrison

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The rant accompanying Garrison’s latest cartoon is attributed to ‘A Canadian patriot,’ and it’s clearly him. The ‘guest post’ is just Garrison, not even trying to change his voice.

I haven’t been paying too close attention, but I think it’s been a while since his wife ‘Tina’ did a cartoon. But he hasn’t stopped creating sock puppets.

Has it actually been a month and a half since Ben included Hillary Clinton in one of his cartoons?

I had thought about this recently. Haven’t seen AOC either. Should have mentioned it before this came out so I would have proof.

I guess Greta Thunberg has become his go-to boogeyman.

Ben Garrison just drew a cartoon revolving around spanking a 16-year girl.

I’m not going to post it here, because gross. But it is a telling look into his mindset…

How long did Benjy take on this: I don’t know.

How long did I spend looking at it: one second.

“Boy, it sure is surreal that the woman I and other conservatives like me are obsessed with and give so much attention and oxygen to continues to be in the news.”

Meh.

I was expecting a cartoon about Hillary after yesterday, but why Warren?

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I think that’s Hillary and not Louie Anderson in a wig.

Is that supposed to be Comey?

I think I’ve said before, but I’ll repeat it nonetheless: nobody not on the ticket in 2016 did more to sink Hillary than Comey did. Yet Benjy thinks he’s a Democrat.

Why not go with a Deep State cartoon? It’s just as ridiculous to claim all these people (and everyone else Benjy doesn’t like) are part of a singular, ill-defined entity, but at least it wouldn’t be as demonstrably wrong as claiming Comey is a Democrat.

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Also: yes, I see that the blind Lady Justice is looking up.

Hillary is taking the ‘C’ because… Clinton?

I honestly don’t know.

Also the flag says ‘Climate change’ because… the Left wants climate change?

I guess there isn’t some go-to image/symbol/phrase to represent the Right’s nightmare scenario of the globalists taking over the economy in the name of protecting the environment. Maybe a snooty polar bear stepping on the ‘No step on snek’ flag, to represent how we Leftists care more about animals than liberty?

I just made myself chuckle with the phrase ‘snooty polar bear.’ I’m an idiot. Maybe he has a monocle and glass of champagne, his nose in the air. ‘Oh, bother. There’s a symbol of individualism and freedom in my sight. How gauche.’

Please ignore my silliness. I’ve had a trying week and I need some release.

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