#lady justice

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When you make a one off joke in your head while thinking about a different oc, and then your brain gets zapped by apparently Lady Luck herself and that joke becomes its own oc. Help.

Meet Lady Justice, aka Justitia, aka Lady Just Dice, aka whatever degrading and annoying dice pun Lady Luck can think up next. At first I did not intend for her to be a dice, but after I mentioned her being powerless in the dungeons since there’s no place for justice in there, @cosmos-dot-semicolon suggested that route and my brain immediately expanded from the sheer potential of that kind of dynamic. Just imagine. Trapping some funny humans in your game for eternity is one thing, but trapping your ex, who is also your rival and, while not as powerful, your equal, being able to hold their fate in your hands and potentially even have them as your minion? Now that’s just delightful. Anyway

Did you know that one of the Greek goddesses of justice is literally named Dice? Apparently pronounced “dicey” in English? Just thought you should know. To understand what I’ve been going through for the past few days.

Is that supposed to be Comey?

I think I’ve said before, but I’ll repeat it nonetheless: nobody not on the ticket in 2016 did more to sink Hillary than Comey did. Yet Benjy thinks he’s a Democrat.

Why not go with a Deep State cartoon? It’s just as ridiculous to claim all these people (and everyone else Benjy doesn’t like) are part of a singular, ill-defined entity, but at least it wouldn’t be as demonstrably wrong as claiming Comey is a Democrat.

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Also: yes, I see that the blind Lady Justice is looking up.

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