#benny in the heights

usnavi, holding a cauliflower in front of benny’s face: what is this?

benny: …a cauliflower?

usnavi to pete: now tell him what you think it is.

pete, arms folded: ghost broccoli.

nina: my boyfriend is washing the dishes and i just heard him say “who do you work for? who’s your contact???“ while repeatedly pushing a glass under water

nina: at least he’s having fun???

lincoln: benny, i’m not feeling great.

benny:

benny: *pulls out kazoo*

lincoln:

benny: *plays sad tune*

usnavi: fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. why not keep going? why not 9? why not 10? strive for greatness.

benny: next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. run 3 miles instead of 2. eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. burn your ex’s house down. you can do it. i believe in you.

carla: there were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-

benny, seeing a banana on the car seat: what the FUCK??

benny, pulling the seatbelt over the banana: fucking buckle UP, it’s the LAW!

vanessa: why is there a dead person in here?!

benny: there was probably a live person in here, and then something happened that made them dead.

vanessa: GREAT ANALYSIS, BENNY

benny: what’s it like being friends with sonny?

pete: once i asked him for a glass of water while he was pissed at me and he brought me a glass of ice and said “wait”.

NINA ROSARIO THE BARRIOS BEST!

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