#source buzzfeed unsolved
Noir, after listening to conspiracy theories from Miles: “I’ve connected the dots”
Peter B Parker, a very tired boy: “ You haven’t connected shit”
Noir, adding another pin to his conspiracy board: “I’ve connected them!”
Noir:“Few teens out there probably smoking a few funny cigarettes”
Spider-Gwen: “ you can say weed it’s 2021”
Noir, staring out into the distance: “… some grass”
Jaune: now time to add the ghost broccoli
Ren: it’s called cauliflower for gods SAKE!
Nora: don’t worry Jaune everyone is afraid of something
Jaune: even you?
Nora: No
Jaune: now time to add the ghost broccoli
Ren: it’s called cauliflower for gods SAKE!
*at argus*
Jaune: why won’t the atlas military talk to us?
Ren: maybe their homophobic
Jaune: but we’re not gay Ren
Ren: we aren’t??
Nora: your both idiots
Dan: That’s it! You’re off the team!
Lucifer: Daniel Daniel Daniel. I AM the team.
Lucifer: don’t worry Daniel. Everyone is afraid of something
Dan: even you?
Lucifer:no.
Dazai, about his time in the Port Mafia: I met some of the most insufferable people. But they also met me.
Joker: I’ve connected the dots.
Little Mac: You didn’t connect shit.
Joker: I’ve connected them.
Paimon: Did you ever have fun in your childhood?
Xiao: Of course I had fun. I ate worms.
Paimon: I– Excuse me?
Xiao: I ate worms. I ate bugs, I ate june bugs, I ate cicadas. Have you ever had ants?
Paimon:
Chiba: I just want someone to take me out.
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Hayami: Like, on a date, or with a sniper gun?
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Chiba: Surprise me.
Bill: If I went missing for a week, would you be concerned?
12: Yes.
Bill: Wait, really? I thought that you wouldn’t care.
12, aggressively: You’re my friend!
Bill: I don’t like how you said that.
12, more aggressively: You’re my friend!!
Bill: Why are you yelling that at me?!?
12, screaming: YOU’RE MY FRIEND!!!
vanessa: why is there a dead person in here?!
benny: there was probably a live person in here, and then something happened that made them dead.
vanessa: GREAT ANALYSIS, BENNY
