#betches

Botticelli’s Primavera was really just his own rendition of the Junior girls in the gymnasium. Like come on, look at all those lil betches.

What they didn’t tell you in Hamlet was that Ophelia died because she was basically hooking up with half of Denmark, and then everyone forgot about her.

Whether it’s Candy Grams, Valentine’s Day Cards, or arrows Gretchen won’t be getting anything from this lil bitch in Anton Raphael’s Mengs.

Apollo in Guido Reni’s Aurora was not impressed when the rest of the Gods told him he couldn’t sit with them anymore.

Apparently no one told this bitch in Daniel Huntington Mercy’s Dream that her crown ain’t for being pure ❌