#art historys burn book

In Wilhelm Kray’s ‘Winter’ we don’t care who Janis would be, because lesbihonest they’re totes getting it on.

These two betches with their fabulous updos got ‘The Amusing Letter’ right out of Karl Gampenrieder’s burn book.

Alexandre Cabanel’s ‘Phedre’ really hates it when you look at her. Like really hates it.

When Oedipus met the Sphinx in Jean Auguste Dominique Ingres’ painting his compliment was totally bullshit, just like John Stamos

This bitch in Edmund Leighton’s ‘Stitching the Standard’, does not and will not carry your size you fat whore.

Even John William Waterhouse knew that Cady’s ‘Destiny’ was to get totally turnt on the regular.

William Adolphe Bouguereau’s Virgin of Consolation is having none of Jason’s shit today.

When Francisco Goya’s Saturn was Devouring His Son, we are positive that this thought crossed his mind. Mainly because he wanted to maintain his girlish figure.

So this one time Regina was totally going to punch Sibylle of Cleves in the face, so she had Lucas Cranach the Elder paint her an after portrait.

In this painting by Giambattista Tiepolo, Saint Cecilia is having a really hard time explaining girl code to her lil angel friend.

Botticelli’s Primavera was really just his own rendition of the Junior girls in the gymnasium. Like come on, look at all those lil betches.

When Bartholomeus van der Helst was painting Gerard Bicker’s portrait, we’re pretty sure he was also trying to explain the effects of Kalteen Bars. Why also would someone look like that? Someone had to be tricking him. Inspired by doctor-blind.

Regina’s Mom and the woman in this painting have somethings in common. Mostly two things. Okay, they both got boob jobs. You should really try them out. // This post was inspired by a submission from instagrammer @sarahemorrison

Just an FYI Regina George totally invented democracy to become Spring Fling Queen as depicted Cesare Maccari’s Cicero Denounces Catiline.