If Billy Lenz had a deaf s/o do you think he’d learn to text or would he just write his messages all over the walls
S/o is minding their own business when they get hit in the head with a paper airplane. They unfold the airplane. “I WANT YOU TO CHOKE ON MY FAT COCK,” the airplane says. S/o makes this face:
I’ve been watching too much TikTok and now my humor is warped.
Brahms: It’s just nice to feel needed.
Jason: You think men are nicer when they’re kind of stupid and can’t say dumb shit. (This also applies to Buba lovers) Also you’re part of the new himbo appreciation wave.
Michael: You say you like being choked during sex but you really just wanna die.
Billy Lenz: You’re a moronsexual.
Freddy: Same as Billy lovers but you’re also into bondage.
Hannibal:That’s free therapy. You also want to be taken care of and never have to worry about career things ever again.
Thomas: At one point in your life you were afraid of the dark and you want to feel protected by someone bigger and stronger than you.
Vincent: You like art and never got over MCR breaking up. Also your ideal date is wearing their sweater and drinking hot cocoa.
Bo: You either like slow burn fanfics and can appreciate the subtle art of not being honest about your feelings - or - you have parental issues.
