I’m too pretty to think. I’m too silly to think. I’m too cute to think. I’m too giggly to think. I’m too sexy to think. I’m too ditzy to think. I’m too horny to think. I’m too stupid to think. I’m too pretty to think. I’m too silly to think. I’m too cute to think. I’m too giggly to think. I’m too sexy to think. I’m too ditzy to think. I’m too horny to think. I’m too stupid to think.
This is a perfect bimbo mantra. You would think that you would want something that was easier to say, but the fact that it’s tongue twister only makes it even more powerful. Every time a would be bimbo messes up she has to start over, the harder she tries to get it right the deeper she drives it into her little bimbo brain, without even realizing that she’s doing it.
How about you? Can you say it ten times without slipping?
After just a few minutes of exposure to the “Barbie Brain Drain” audio file she found online, Kim found herself deep in a trance. Her eyes began to glaze over into an empty stare as the tiniest bit of drool began to dip from the side of her mouth.
“I am a bubbly bimbo Barbie.”
“I am a perfect plastic plaything.”
“I am a bubbly bimbo Barbie.”
“I am a perfect plastic plaything.”
I think this is a beautiful, and perfectly simple mantra for bimbos and b.i.t.s out there in bimbo-land. Whether you need something easy to remember while you edge your brains away, or just a daily affirmation of your bimbo goals, this could easily be the mantra for you.
I came up with this because I was trying to come up with a new mantra for a bimbo I know. I hope you like it.
If there are any bimbos out there with a beautiful singing voice who wants to record an audio file of this song, I would love to attach it to a reblog of this post.
Pretty and happy are two sides of the same coin. Don’t worry about what people might say if you show a little skin or what they might think if you’re always going out with a different guy every night of week. Happy girls are pretty girls and pretty girls are happy girls. That’s as far as your thought processes need to go. If you think that cute top will make you feel pretty, or if that cute boy will make you happy, then you already know what you need to do. Just follow your heart’s desires. Only your own inhibitions stand in the way. Let them go. Be pretty. Be happy.
I love @dreamsofbeingused but often her stuff is a tad too dark for my tastes. This however is spot on! Great advice for bimbos!
“Happy girls are pretty girls. Pretty girls are happy girls.” Let go and be pretty and happy!
Heels for Master. Lingerie for Master. Blonde for Master. Tits for Master. Ass for Master. Legs for Master. Cunt for Master. Mouth for Master. Presenting for Master. Available for Master. Obedient for Master. Wet for Master. Horny for Master. Giggly for Master. Ditzy for Master. Bimbo for Master. Slave for Master. Slut for Master. Kneel for Master. Spread for Master. Listen for Master. Agree for Master. Obey for Master. Suck for Master. Fuck for Master. Cum for Master. Please for Master. Live for Master. Everything for Master. Anything for Master.
First, I should just say that the bimbo in that picture is perfect. Just perfect!
Second, I love slut/bimbo mantras. A good girl should be doing all of these things for her Master. This is a useful reference for bimbos who have doubts or questions about their service.
