Back in the day, when a member of the Tumblr bimbo community was getting a boob job I would celebrate with a “Perfect tits week”. These would most certainly qualify!
Big enough to be fake without being too big. Perfectly spherical. bolted on. A clear sign to the whole world that this girl cares more about being a bimbo-tastic fuck doll and making Cocks hard, than anything else in life.
A really simple way to be more feminine is to take care of your hair.
Long luscious hair is always going to get you noticed, so grow it, care for it, love it, dye it, style it … make it something everyone notices and comments on.
It really is a very simple way for you to become a pretty little thing.
I couldn’t agree any more! Long luscious, well cared for hair is, for me, right up the with a soft beautiful face, and a flat stomach.
Not only is hair, that has been lovingly cared for, but it can be a subtle clue that might girl have an inner bimbo dying to get out. After all, the girl who has spent the time, money and care to keep a head full of silky hair was not spending that time on more serious pursuits.
It is around this time of year when I am reminded of my huge crush on Anna Kendrick as as Noelle Kringle in Disney’s Noelle. In my personal opinion, based on my own personal preferences she has the perfect level of ditzy bimbo.
Now hear me out. Sure it’s a Disney movie and there is no sex in the movie, although Anna Kendrick can’t help being stunningly beautiful. The bimbo part comes from the fact that Noelle is so consumed with the Christmas spirit and being jolly and making other people jolly she is often oblivious to practical matters of the real world. She is reasonably functional, not completely out of it, but she does better when there is someone looking out for her. Which is exactly the level of delightful ditziness that I like to see in my bimbos. Not brain dead, or dumb to the point of being handicapped, but so focused on being happy and making others happy that she comes across as ditzy.
Sooner or later there will be times when even a beautiful bimbo needs to wear some sweats, especially in these colder months. But look at the transformative power of some strategic slits. Still just as comfy and cozy but now also sexy and suggestive.
I firmly believe that sewing is a skill that would serve every bimbo well. From a simple hemming of a dress to a more appropriate bimbo length, to making your own bimbo dresses when nothing off the rack fits the way that a proper bimbo body deserves. But this project is one that can be done with as much or as little sewing as your skill and creativity will allow. Anything from a few quick snips from a pair of sharp scissors to cutting intricate lattice works and sewing in ribbons and such.
So pick out your favorite hoodie, or go shopping for a new one and see what you can add to your bimbo wardrobe.
Where I live there is about 2 weeks to a month out of the year (depending on the weather) where all of the trees burst into pretty pink blossoms, and it feels like is is snowing pink all throughout the city.
I would love to make it a personal tradition that when the first weekend this happens, you put on your prettiest, pinkest outfit, and I take you for a stroll through the blossoms.
What would you add to this tradition to make it even more bimboey?
I was just explaining to a bimbo friend of mine how I wish I could post more pictures of black bimbos. The issue is that while I do see excellent photos of stunningly beautiful black women come across my Tumblr feed, finding photos of black women who have that extra bimboey something, are harder to find. That quality that at once suggests that they are submissive, obsessed with looking good and being pleasing, ditzy, all too happy to let someone else do the thinking for them, and all together happy and bubbly, its something that you know it when you see it.
And then like magic my new bimbo friend shared this photo of FOUR lovely black bimbos! Every single one of these beautiful bimbos can stay all day long!
