#both both both is good

mortdubonheurmasculin:

dalimash:

theres no heterosexual explanation for this

husborth:

husborth:

there are only two options for chewbacca that are actually really good:

• in revenge of the sith and his cameo episode of the clone wars, chewbacca is a dashing young wookie hero and the wookie equivalent of, like, 24, and is now han solo’s wookie dilf.
• chewbacca was actually, like, fucking 15 during the prequels so he’s only a few years older than han, and is han solo’s hot wookie older brother.

those are the best and funniest options, but notice, there’s nothing that doesn’t involve chewbacca being attractive to other space bears, because i won’t tolerate it. my dude charges onto the death star with a crossbow, is the highest-ranked wookie we see in the rebellion, and went from war hero to rugged smuggler to war hero again. by the standards of the space bear people, chewbacca is hotter than the surface of the sun and the most eligible bachelor in all the galaxy.

i think dilf chewbacca is really funny, because han no longer has parents, and leia’s whole everything died and also her biological father was a wicked magic-wielding despot, so family is a touchy subject. except being chewbacca’s adopted children means they are Wookies By Choice, and han and leia get inducted into chewbacca’s space bear family. THIS IS MY LOVELY DAUGHTER IN LAW DO NOT BREAK HER SHE IS SMALL chewbacca bellows to his extended family, and receives a cacophony of roars in answer that are just SHE IS MINUSCULE BROTHER WE WILL WILL BE GENTLE

but if chewbacca is han’s older brother, that means leia is his sister in law, at which point chewbacca is nearly obligated to haze her. wookie hazing probably involves a lot of wrestling, because wookies are the chads of the galaxy, clearly, and i think leia gets WICKED at space wookie jiu jitsu because this is the family that she has left and by GOD if that means wrestling seven foot tall bear people, yes the FUCK she will.