#brandon calvillo

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boyce-sparklez:

thatsthat24:

Actual opening to me and Brandon’s fanfic.

THOMAS.

[P1: Fuck you dude!
P2: Well, I mean, if you want to.
P1: What?
(music)
P2: Wanna fuck?]

vinesnow:

If your smoke detector could talk - Vine By Brandon Calvillo
(the best vines on tumblr at VinesNow.com)

[Smoke Detector: BEEP oh my god there’s a fire.
Brandon: No! I’m just cooking
SD: Oh, I’m sorry. Are you a smoke detector? That’s what I thought. Shut up. BEEP]

The hilarious Brandon Calvillo also co-stars in a new movie about Vine called FML! You can watch his “Best Of” here, and be sure to follow him on Vine for more comedy.

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