A Brave New World #1

I dream of a World where a conversation at the office could take place like this:

Bill: “Bob, your not sitting down at your desk, what did you do?”

Bob: “I forgot the recycling. She reminded me the night before, but I got busy and forgot. Hairbrush this time”.

Bill: “Ouch! Yea two weekends ago I drank a little too much, and gave my wife sass about doing the dishes. She bent me over right there, gave me a "warm up” with her hand, and then went to town with the wooden spoon that was close by. Let’s just say I have no more sass in me about a clean sink anymore.“

(Female) Boss: "Guys, you are wasting time, get back to work, or do I need to call Sarah and Jennifer (wives) and let them know how you are spending so much free time gossiping, when you should be taking care of your job?

Bill and Bob: "Yes mam. Sorry mam.