“Oh, darling,” the whumper cooed. They looked down at the whumpee, snivelling and crying on the floor. The whumpee shook, heaving with sobs and exhaustion, tear tracks cutting lines through the dirt on their face. The whumper leaned down a stroked hand down their cheek, ignoring the soft flinch from the whumpee.
The whumper smiled, tucking a lock of hair behind the whumpee’s ear. “You look so fucking pathetic.”
“Isn’t it crazy how animal documentaries can make you root for the lion OR the gazelle, just with the editing? Anyway, back to watching hilarious meme clips of an actual real world legal trial.”
More than 800,000 people have already died from covid in the US alone and most Americans just pretend that this mass death either isn’t happening or is perfectly acceptable and normal.
i think bellybuttons should stay vessels of nourishment bc like what if im wearing lipstick and want to eat something messy what then like why can’t I just vacuum straight to my stomach !?!? this would also be great for dental hygiene like think about it
i did the alpha centauri version traditionally so i wanted to do one digitally so i could do the mouse one properly, and i was trying to think of a fun villain so i went with mawdrynbc i love this weird dude with the balls to just pretend to be the doctor lmao
the ‘from memory’ one turned out good except i forgot he has those weird super long eyebrows lmao
