#but seriously tho
It’s a human fleshlight- you use it to cum. Its pride doesn’t matter.
Make it get dressed up in its sexiest outfit, and don’t even look at it while you use its cunt and get off watching porn.
I would hate this. Having my efforts to please ignored and then being passed over (or mostly passed over) for something else to give a man enjoyment would make me feel horrible.
I need to work on those feelings. I should be thankful a man wants to use me and not just a regular fleshlight. That he’s willing to put up with me to use my holes should be more than enough gratification.
This is the proper place for a woman, if she’s lucky enough to have a man her life who wants to use her as cumrag.
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So I’ve only had a drink and three quarters but this place must make their drinks strong (and only 5 bucks during happy hour!) because I’m druuuunk and I swear to the metaphorical excuse for a goddess that all the stuff on my dash that normally makes me go “Ohhh. Hot!” is now making me go “BAHAHAHAHA” because really.
Trying to get a job, a summary:
- Must have 45 years experience
- Be under 21 years old
- Super motivated to deal with all our corporate bullshit
- Must be free 25/7 and never plan on leaving your job ever
- You get 1 unpaid day off a year and it isn’t Christmas or your birthday or your granny’s funeral. It’ll be a random Tuesday in march
- Must be super tech savvy and know everything about complicated programmes like microsoft word and iMovie
- Must sacrifice your first born while still in the womb - but only when they have 2 years of retail experience
- Pay is 5.99 an hour. No overtime.
