#caligula
Ironically enough, my Skyrim character named Caligula is without shoes. Because I accidentally sold them in Riverwood. XD
So, since I had a Skyrim Character named Caesonia, I, of course, had to make Caligula.
And since there are bonuses applying to the opposite sex in the game, I made Caligula a woman, because there are SO MANY men in Skyrim.
Also, she’s going to be a deadly dagger-wielding Illusion Mage.
So excited.
“Emperor! It is time for the next Consul election, do you have a candidate in mind?”
“I do.”
“Fantastic! May we know whom you’ve selected so we can prepare for—”
“My horse.”
“Your—”
“Emperor! We’ve completed everything you asked, what next?”
“It is time to declare war on our greatest enemy.”
“Fantastic, sir, then shall we march tomorrow on—”
“The Sea.”
“The—”
“Emperor! Now that we’ve reached the shores of Britannia, how shall we proceed to be victorious?”
“With the strategy of
picking seashells.”
“The—”
Song Of The Week
Caligula - Windows 98
“2001”
Caligula (1979)
Searching for the truth in Emperor Caligula’s gardens in Rome
Roman Emperor Caligula’s coffee table
These two stories were televised last week and I just found out!
My father who art in XXXX
sorry but he is so fucking cute