#captain planet
Linka: Wheeler you’re bisexual, da?
Wheeler: yeah
Linka: And you’re single, da?
Wheeler: Yeah…Linka where are you…?
Linka: Then that would mean you are on standbi!
Wheeler: ……ok that was a good one *screams on the inside*
Hoggish Greedly #HellaWieners
Go Planet!
The Crystal Gems face their greatest challenge yet when Mayor Nanefua sells the deed to the beach to an industrialist named Hoggish Greedily. But, Steven recognizes him as an eco-villain who loves to decimate the environment. To make matters worse Greedily has teemed up with Yellow and Blue Diamond and is using Homeworld technology with the goal to destroy the Crystal Temple and pollute the ocean. Not only that but he has used that said technology to capture a team of young heroes also defending the Earth called The Planeteers. Now Gaia, Spirit of The Earth, must give their magic rings to the Crystal Gems and make them temporary Planeteers to stop Greedily and save the real Planeteers. With the help of a environment saving hero named Captain Planet can they stop Greedily’s pollution solution and save the Temple?
I love tumblr’s autofill, I have no idea what the context was.
It was about okko, and it was accurate to my experience.
I still get asked where my old tumblr banner of blue-faced Goku came from or why I made it lol. It’s based on an Adult Swim joke where Ted Turner turns into a homicidal Captain Planet and goes ballistic on people who pollute and litter the Earth, and I had a laugh thinking about Goku doing the same thing after literally dying over and over to save the planet