#carols
Why is this partridge giving side eye? I think it’s because he read my article on the wild and humorous, unexpected and sometimes downright bizarre history of some famous carols.
https://www.allclassical.org/the-stories-of-twelve-carols-2021-edition
The Stories of Twelve Carols: 2021 Edition | All Classical Portland
Go home Southern Hemisphere, you’re drunk
Organ: *LOUD HONKING*
Small child: Once in Royal David City-
Choir:HE CAME DOOOOOWN TO EARTH FROM HEAVEN-
(That bell song from Home Alone)
1st reading: Snek was bad, so he eet dust.
(Lesser known 15th Century apple-related carol)
2nd reading: Father Abraham had lots o’ bois
In Ducli JubiloooOOOooo
3rd reading: The Entire Script of Handel’s Messiah
*threatening music*TIIIIIDINGS OF COOOOMFORT AND JOY! COMFORT AND JOY!!!!!!!!
4th reading: Jesse = tree
GloOOOOOOooooOOOOOooooOOOOOoooriA! (hosanna in egg shell C’s)
5th reading: Will I be pergant? Could I be pregat? Will I be… PREGANANANT?!
MOST HIGHLY FAVOURED LAAAAADY-
6th reading: No Vacancy!
Away In A Manger (literally the only one the congregation knows)
7th lesson: Sheepy Bois Get A Fright
NOEL NOEL NOEL NOEL-
*whispers*Silent Night
(in Southern Hemisphere only) *someone collapses from heat*
(everywhere else) *someone almost burns entire church down by dropping candle*
8th reading: 3 Smart Bois
We 3 Kings of Oreos Are…
9th reading: Word = Flesh
o come let us adore Him
O Come Let Us Adore HIM
O COME LET US ADORE HIIIIIM-
“Go in peace”
HARK! THE!! HERALD! ANGELS!!! sING!!!!!
GLORY!!!!! TO! THE! NEWBORN!!!! KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Organ: *AGGRESSIVE PARPING*