#champions league
the best time in the history of the cl
pov: brazilian players stay carrying european clubs on their backs
Paris is on fire tonight seeing Reds everywhere
Liverpool or Real Madrid? it really came down to this.
12th minute:
Me: Great clothes, Boehly.
Brother: The best case is that Boehly gets a Rüd awakening today and then gets Rüdi to stay next year.
Me: I was just thinking that Rüdi could probably hit him up in the stands with one of his patented 20-yard row Z strikes.
Brother:Boehly: Well, I guess we have Matt Miazga.
20th minute:
Brother:Boehly has the hand motion of a guy who wants to pick his nose but knows that he might be on camera.
Me: That’s the thing about Roman, he knows he can kill people, so he would just be like fuck it.
Brother:Boehly’s PR person should tell him he should put his legs down so he’s not going legs open right in the direction of the camera. I’m guessing this is the last time we see him anyway, he probably will just go back to LA.
Me: I’m pretty sure Boehly doesn’t have a PR person, because he wouldn’t look like that then.
Brother: So you are saying there’s an opening?
Ruben Loftus-Cheek’s goal is ruled offside, 41st minute:
Brother: Cannot tell if Boehly just does not understand offsides or had the same reaction we all do to this shit.
Me: The other guy didn’t seem like he knew what was happening, but they both definitely knew this was the worst.
2nd half:
Me:Bruce Buck looks like he was on a drunken bender last night and just woke up.
Brother: Yeah, man, he looks sloppy sitting next to a man who looks sloppy.
Me: I hope the deal for the club finally came down to Boehly challenging Buck to a drinking game and he won.
Brother: I would bet heavily on Buck winning that.
Me: Really? He’s old and Boehly looks like he knows about drinking. Now if we were talking Boehly v. Marina, I would bet on her.
A penalty is awarded, 54th minute:
Me: FUCK YES PEN. Oh great, Boehly’s picking his teeth.
Brother: Oh, Boehly gets his finger in his mouth just as the camera cuts back to him.
Romelu Lukaku converts the pen, 56th minute:
Me: Wow, an owner who knows how to clap. Novel! I like him whistling, too. Ha ha.
59th minute:
Me: That one dude next to Boehly looks like a slightly less creepy Julian Assange. Not a look you want.
Brother: He realized on TV that there was an open seat and Boehly was on camera a lot, so he decided to move there to get on TV more. Seems like an Assange move.
Kai Havertz prepares to come on, 91st minute:
Me: I hope Boehly was googling ‘who is Kai Havertz’ and enjoying the results.
Brother: Boehly googling Kai Havertz.
Me: Ha ha, I thought the same. He’s the guy who doesn’t give a fuck, we won the Champions League.
Brother: I hope he’s on HSPN trying to read comments about him.
FIFA Best Men’s Player of the year 2021, nominees are:
• Messi
• Lewandowski
• Salah
Winner to be announced on Jan 17.
Leo Messi with is 7th Balloon d'or at Parc Des Princes before today’s match.
Photos of yesterday match.
Full-time: PSG 2 - 0 Manchester City
Messi first goal for PSG!
Let’s just say we don’t started with the right foot. :(
Fc Barcelona 0 v 3 Bayern
Group A
Man City
PSG
Leipzig
Club Brugge
Group E
Bayern M
Fc Barcelona
SL Benfica
Dynamo Kyiv
On the way to Dortmund. #CL ✈️