#chefs kiss
not the big dick energy of bilbo baggins to be named a hero in Erebor, Dale and Mirkwood and then promptly fuck off back home where everyone thought he was a crackhead and his relatives were literally waiting on him to die already, live a stupidly long amount of time just to spite them, give all his money to some random relative he adopted, and then fuck off to rivendell of all places and spend the rest of his days making fun of elrond while eating his food and living in his home rent free.
Quality Time
I had a thot - and I had to write it. Dedicating this to my Dave York ladies. @foli-vora@frannyzooey@wheresarizona@ezrasbirdie@absurdthirst
Dave (Murder Daddy) York x wifeF!Reader
Pairing:David York x wifeF!Reader
Word Count: 530 (little ficlet)
Warnings: NSFW 18+ language, established relationship, Smut, PIV sex (wrap it up), squirting, dirty talk, - let me know if I missed any!
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You had to remind yourself you could make noise.
nothing-more-than-hot-leaf-juice:
U know when avatar does that thing where it flashes back to a childhood memory of a character and then focuses on their face and fades back in on them at the same angle but older and changed……. gets me every time
EXACTLY!!!!!!!!
Thank you all for successfully breaking my heart!!!! Well done everyone if anyone needs me I’ll be off Coping with this collection of images
big oof.
Excuse me @aucatgirl but how am I supposed to deal with these tags
Inktober day 3 - Vessel
*Spoilers for The Fifth Elephant*
Hey so ya’ll remember that scene where Vimes literally just PASSES OUT while Sybil negotiates trade deals with the dwarf king? Because it’s my favorite.
@cosmicrhetoric You are 100% correct and I’m 100% all about this. :)
DONK
I like Classic Lindsey better ♂️
You know wassup
BorderlinePerfection
Smoked some white russian bud in a snow bong and caught a vibe with gambino
Sorry i haven’t posted any vids on here in weeks! I have been in such a funk. Here’s hoping that we’ve pushed through
Been tagged by all my loves and more, im sure. So I’m gonna tag all my personal faves that i can remember, im sorry if i miss anyone! You know i love you just the same
@lucifers-romaine@akatsukijustin@helianthus-spiritus@pourpaintmylove@astr0zombies@wafflesandchicken@thedankbender@thetimidtiefling@pourpaintmylove@mee-o0ww@shoobadawoop@intheirhonor@stoneyjester@smokemygames@apicturedump-universe@gabbigabriella@madmommamaples@hotline-sweetheart@ssej-ica@duhstoney@alkaloid@butherintuitionsmagic@stonedjourner@sailor-cannabis@iizzzyyy@lilseshh
titty tuesday <3 she/they|mylinks
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Fall/Winter 2022-23 Christian Siriano
Photos: Filippo Fior / Gorunway.com via Vogue
wanted to capture the moment before they reunite after some time. i like to imagine katara spotting zuko across the room first, finding herself taken aback for a little while
draco’s suggestion for hermione’s whitening hair, rose finally becoming scorpius older sister, and scorpius sending albus photos thru owl-chat using his owl-phone
My type of white bitch bro