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bilbobagginsbrainrotblog:

not the big dick energy of bilbo baggins to be named a hero in Erebor, Dale and Mirkwood and then promptly fuck off back home where everyone thought he was a crackhead and his relatives were literally waiting on him to die already, live a stupidly long amount of time just to spite them, give all his money to some random relative he adopted, and then fuck off to rivendell of all places and spend the rest of his days making fun of elrond while eating his food and living in his home rent free.

juletheghoul:

Quality Time

I had a thot - and I had to write it. Dedicating this to my Dave York ladies. @foli-vora@frannyzooey@wheresarizona@ezrasbirdie@absurdthirst

Dave (Murder Daddy) York x wifeF!Reader

Pairing:David York x wifeF!Reader

Word Count: 530 (little ficlet)

Warnings: NSFW 18+ language, established relationship, Smut, PIV sex (wrap it up), squirting, dirty talk, - let me know if I missed any!

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You had to remind yourself you could make noise.

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likealittleheartbeat:

cosmickallura:

thatssroughbuddy:

kriits:

lesbianbow:

thatssroughbuddy:

nothing-more-than-hot-leaf-juice:

wildshadowtamer:

thatssroughbuddy:

U know when avatar does that thing where it flashes back to a childhood memory of a character and then focuses on their face and fades back in on them at the same angle but older and changed……. gets me every time

EXACTLY!!!!!!!!

Thank you all for successfully breaking my heart!!!! Well done everyone if anyone needs me I’ll be off Coping with this collection of images

big oof.

Excuse me @aucatgirl but how am I supposed to deal with these tags

kfrances:i wish that there were four of her so i could love much more of herkfrances:i wish that there were four of her so i could love much more of herkfrances:i wish that there were four of her so i could love much more of her

kfrances:

i wish that there were four of her 

so i could love much more of her


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jb612:

jb612:

*Spoilers for The Fifth Elephant*

Hey so ya’ll remember that scene where Vimes literally just PASSES OUT while Sybil negotiates trade deals with the dwarf king? Because it’s my favorite.

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@cosmicrhetoric​​ You are 100% correct and I’m 100% all about this. :)

I like Classic Lindsey better ‍♂️

marissahxo:

You know wassup

BorderlinePerfection

crystallizedkiki:

Smoked some white russian bud in a snow bong and caught a vibe with gambino

Sorry i haven’t posted any vids on here in weeks! I have been in such a funk. Here’s hoping that we’ve pushed through

Been tagged by all my loves and more, im sure. So I’m gonna tag all my personal faves that i can remember, im sorry if i miss anyone! You know i love you just the same

@lucifers-romaine@akatsukijustin@helianthus-spiritus@pourpaintmylove@astr0zombies@wafflesandchicken@thedankbender@thetimidtiefling@pourpaintmylove@mee-o0ww@shoobadawoop@intheirhonor@stoneyjester@smokemygames@apicturedump-universe@gabbigabriella@madmommamaples@hotline-sweetheart@ssej-ica@duhstoney@alkaloid@butherintuitionsmagic@stonedjourner@sailor-cannabis@iizzzyyy@lilseshh

smittenkittenfemme:

titty tuesday <3 she/they|mylinks

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adonischildsupportcase: lchupanibre: blacktwittercomedy:Black Social Comedy showed the picture of hi

adonischildsupportcase:

lchupanibre:

blacktwittercomedy:

Black Social Comedy

showed the picture of him in blackface

called his dad a steve harvey suit wearin nigga

made fun of his best producer’s MS

stopped the whole adidas drake movement

revealed his baby moms (let em know who you chose as your beyonce)

then revealed he was calling around push’s hometown to get info just for everyone to know better

i aint sayin he shoulda did somethin but if he did anything i’d understand

What Pusha T did to drake needs to be studied & then replace the art of war in the library of congress


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couture-day:

Fall/Winter 2022-23 Christian Siriano

Photos: Filippo Fior / Gorunway.com via Vogue

lotustiled:

wanted to capture the moment before they reunite after some time. i like to imagine katara spotting zuko across the room first, finding herself taken aback for a little while

jjuuppiter:

draco’s suggestion for hermione’s whitening hair, rose finally becoming scorpius older sister, and scorpius sending albus photos thru owl-chat using his owl-phone

kcidslinga:

My type of white bitch bro

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