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jasonette july 2021 | series masterlist

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1.dead | angst, angst, angst y'all

summary: jason and marinette break up. marinette leaves. she doesn’t make it.

2.the new suit | fluff, jason being adorable

summary: marinette wants to make jason a new suit. jason accidentally puts his knives in her fabric. oops?

3.the protection suits | fluff, humour

summary: jason will never condemn another protection suit ever again.

4.the graveyard | angst

summary: he needed a way to tell marinette he was sorry. that he was sorry for not telling her about him. that he was sorry for missing their dates. that he was sorry he was the reason they broke up. that he was the reason she was dead.

5.game on | fluff, humour, damian being a simp for marinette

summary: damian and jason schedule a fight…again.

6.the fairytale of how we met | fluff

summary: alicia wants her mommy to tell her the story of how she and daddy met.

7.trust | a teensy weensy bit of angst, fluff

summary: red hood asks ladybug to trust him and promptly jumps off a building.

8.hurt | fluff, humour, jason being ridiculously overdramatic

summary: “you what?” shrieked jason. “are you hurt? is it bleeding? do you need a doctor? or a hospital?”

9.pixie & bluejay | fluff, angst, marinette’s too cute

summary: jason smiled at her – a real one. “then, you’re my pixie,” he decided.

10.mornings | fluff, angst

summary: jason and marinette’s morning.

11.and they were roommates | angst, fluff, meet-cute

summary: the title says it all

12.enemies | humour, enemies to lovers

summary: lady noire met red hood – another not-so-welcomed vigilante like her in gotham. you would expect the two of them to hit it off, maybe work together, but it was the complete opposite. it was hate at first sight.

13.coffee puns | fluff, humour, meet-cute

summary: “i dare you to go to that man there,” alya pointed at an, admittedly, handsome man, “and ask him out on a date using puns.” alya finished her dare with a smug smirk.

14.chloe bourgeois | chloe being chloe, fluff

summary: “so, you’re the one bugginette’s been dating?” asked chloe bourgeois, marinette’s best friend.

15.moving on | angst, hurt and a little comfort

summary: “oh,” tim quietened down and jason relished the silence. until, well, dick apparently snatched the phone from tim and screeched, “marinette’s a ghost!”

coffee puns | jasonette

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summary: “i dare you to go to that man there,” alya pointed at an, admittedly, handsome man, “and ask him out on a date using puns.” alya finished her dare with a smug smirk.

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“I dare you to…”

Marinette eyed her best friend with a healthy amount of cautiousness. Alya could be extremely…daringwhen it came to giving dares.

The two of them were playing a game of Truth or Dare in a coffee shop – she knows, notthe ideal place but they were bored.

“I dare you to go to that man there,” Alya pointed at an, admittedly, handsome man, “And ask him out on a date-”

Marinette waited for the other shoe to drop – there was literally no way Alya was going to let her get off so easy. Because, like, even if she wasn’t dared, Marinette would definitely ask him out.

“-using puns.” Alya finished her dare with a smug smirk.

Marinette groaned loudly and pointed an accusing finger at her. “I can’t believe you’re-”

She paused when she saw her dark-haired (with a shock of white) turn around – curious to see who made that noise.

“-actually going to make me do that.” Marinette continued in a significantlysofter voice.

Alya grinned at her – wickedly, she might add. “That’s the point, Mari.” She sing-songed.

Her best friend made her hands into a shooing motion. “Now go. You gotta ask someone out, girl!”

Marinette huffed and dragged herself behind the man as he waited for the person in front of him.

Pausing, she made a mental list of all the coffee-themed puns she could use and took a deep breath.

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Jason turned around when he felt a light finger tap him on the shoulder.

He wasn’t exactly surprised to see the girl who groaned before behind him, grinning.

She said, “I seem to like you a latte.”

Jason’s eyebrows shot up. He was expecting somekind of flirting, but definitely not thiskind. Nevertheless, he played along, “Really? And who would you be?”

The female giggled. “Marinette,”

“Well, now, Marinette,” Jason bowed gallantly, “My name is Jason. And may I add you are brew-tiful?” He even added a wink on for a good measure.

Marinette’s eyes brightened as he set the unspoken challenge. “It seems like we’re the blend then, aren’t we?”

His response was interrupted when the bored barista at the counter said, “If you two are done flirting, could you please order? There areothers behind you, you know.”

Jason turned around, giving a half-hearted apology and placed his order. He turned to ask Marinette what she wanted. “Do you want to order anything?”

Marinette nodded and gave him her order.

Once they got their steaming cups of coffee, she grinned. “Thanks a latte, Jason.”

Jason resisted the urge to one-up her and instead asked, “Would you like to go on a date with me? A real one, this time, not as a dare.”

Marinette grinned at him sheepishly. “When did you figure that out?”

“Wasn’t that difficult, seeing as your friend isn’t quitethat quiet.” Jason stifled a laugh when her cheeks pinked a little.

“Actually, I would like that very much.” Marinette dug around for something in her purse. She scribbled something on the paper she pulled out and handed it to him. “Here’s my number. Call me up, yeah?”

Jason nodded and she grinned brightly at him. “Guess I’ll be seeing you around, hot stuff.”

He couldn’t stop the grin that spread across his face when he heard that.

She couldn’t resist the last pun, could she?

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