warnings: like, everything. threesomes mmf and ffm. anal, like extreme anal too. oral. vaginal, and also extreme vaginal bc yikes that got crazy there for a moment. slight bondage. steve being the b e s t (imo that’s a logical warning)
word count: around 9,250
relationships: steve rogers x reader (main), andy barber x reader, mike weiss x reader, ransom drysdale x reader, robert pronge x reader, ari levinson x reader, colin shea x reader, nick vaughan x reader, frank adler, wanda maximoff x reader
a/n: i’m just discreetly dropping this mess in the cover of night lol. literally will never understand why my mind came up with this idea. but if you see this fic, who was your favorite power duo?
Here is my short drabble for @the-ce-horniest-book-club and the Spring Fling event. My afternoon was less than ideal at work… but here’s hoping flirty Colin and his best friend can help me out of that funk.
Today’s prompt is flirtatious and this drabble is just under 500 words.
Title: Once Upon A Pick Up Line
Pairing:Colin Shea x female reader
Rating:PG-13
Warnings:suggestive
Disclaimer:This work of fiction is not to be reposted, used or translated without my permission.
There was nothing better after a shitty day at work than hanging out with Colin Shea. He was your best friend and he could turn any bad day into a good one.
The two of you were a beer and a half in when a character on the show you were watching said, “Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
You booed and threw the crumpled fast food wrapper at the TV. “That was awful,” you groaned.
“You think you could come up with something better?” he countered.
“Absolutely,” you said confidently. “Even if I was half asleep or drunk.”
Colin paused the TV and said, “Prove it. Pick up line contest now. You go first.”
“Fine,” you replied. You took a sip of your beer as you thought and then cleared your throat. You turned to him and gave him your best flirty eyes before saying, “Hey there, hot stuff, come here often?”
“Weak! Colin scoffed.
You rolled your eyes and waited for him to take his turn.
He turned his head towards you and gave you a cocky smile. “I’d be more than happy to show you a good time, if you’re looking for one.”
“Gross,” you pretended to cringe. “I feel like I need a shower.”
“Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction,” Colin teased, but in a different tone than his previous line.
You forced yourself to take a sip of your beer as your mind whirled. You and Colin had always had a platonic relationship. Sure he was hot, but you’d never looked at him like that. Or, at least, had never done so consciously.
Stealing a glance at him now, though, you suddenly saw things you hadn’t noticed before. His strong jaw, the perfect shape of his lips.
“Enjoying the view?” he asked, one of his eyebrows raising.
“Just admiring the way that blue shirt makes your eyes bluer,” you replied, lamely.
“Oh come on, you can do better than that,” Colin teased.
“Why don’t you put those lips to better use and kiss me?”
Your words caught both of you by surprise.
Then you were kissing.
He cradled your head in his hands as his tongue slipped between your lips.
When you parted, you pressed your forehead against his as you tried to catch your breath.
“I’ve wanted to do that for a long time,” he confessed.
“You say that like you kissed me,” you said with a laugh. “Obviously, I kissed you first.”
“Don’t make me laugh,” Colin scoffed. “I definitely kiss-”
“Oh shut up,” you told him before you kissed him again.
