“And then Bitch guess the fuck what? Come to find out this nigga got a whole family with like five kids.” Shauna’s client, Jada, said
“Girl bye, that nigga ain’t have no damn five kids,” Kia, another stylist said from across the room
“Yes the fuck he did and the wife was pregnant too.”
“That’s what your ass get for going on them dating sites. Told your ass to delete them before someone kidnaps you.”
“Shauna, you should get one too,” Jada suggested
“Fuck I look like getting a dating app.”
“Girl, don’t act like that, I know you need some dick in your life.”
“Who said I wasn’t getting any?”
“Bitch, who your sneaky link?” Kia questioned, making Shauna roll her eyes
“I’m not tellin’ y’all, the way you talk about everybody.” The bell at the front door when off signaling that someone had walked in. Shauna looked up and saw a tall black, scratch that, a tall fine ass black man. The first thing that Shauna looked at was his hair and noticed immediately that he does not do his own hair and if he does, he doesn’t know what the hell he’s doing.
Summary: Shauna’s apartment has a plumbing issue and has to stay somewhere until it’s fixed
Pairing: Collin Hoskins x OFC Black!Reader (Shauna Lewis)[mentioned mainly] Rating: M for language 18+ MINORS DNI This is set between the events of the movie and the show Blindspotting
Shauna knew she wasn’t tripping when she felt droplets of water hit her face. She looked up at her ceiling and saw a small puddle forming. When she got off her bed to investigate that’s when the floodgates opened and water rushed down onto her brand new bed set.
“FUCK!” Shauna called out
“We’re sorry, our toilet was overflowing,” a person said from a hole, yes, a hole, in Shauna’s ceiling
“Shut the fuck up!” Shauna yelled back, how can someone’s toilet overflow that much and they not notice it.
“Wow, a waterfall!!!!” Zan said from behind Shauna, he rushed forward eager to play in the water, knowing her son, she scooped him up
“Don’t play in the water baby, it’s not clean.”
“Aw,” He pouted
“We’re really sorry, we didn’t know–” The neighbor above started to say
