#commander zero

“Can I copy the homework?”

Matic: I’ll help you with it!

Venus: Yeah, sure.

Steve: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.

Zero: lol nope.

Ninety: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!

Robert:*Read 5:55pm*

Zero: I currently have seven empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?

Ninety: Put spaghetti in it.

Zero: I’m currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.

Steve: Put spaghetti in it.

Zero: I’m currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.

Robert: Put spaghetti in it.

Zero: I’m no longer taking suggestions.

Robert: They don’t make them like me no more. I’m the last of my kind.

Zero: Thank god.

Person on phone: We have your child.

Zero: What are your demands?

Person on phone: Are you out of your mind? The daycare’s closing soon, come get him now!