Hey, y'all! You ever get caught between ‘love’ and 'don’t touch me’?

Good! Well if that’s happening to you. This is what you need to do. You need to cleanse your spirit and body. Someone is playing with your emotions and it could very well be you, but you need to get that negative ass energy off of you and then it’s foolish to clean internally and leave your shell filthy. So do it all.

There’s so much that goes on in life that you just don’t have time for the miscommunication and mixed emotions when it comes to feeling wanted. This does NOT mean put a love spell on anyone or to increase potency of a current spell. This simply means you need clarity and healing. I’m here to tell you that everything that you need is really already within you, but you have to go down the right road to get to your necessities.

Be bougie. Be loved. Be you.

Blanca Bitchcraft

Also, send me a message if you want to talk. If you’d like to donate, my cash tag is $BlancaBitchcraft

https://www.church-of-fuck.com/ten-commandments/

1. ORGASM IS A GODs’ GIFT

God loves you having sex. When you have sex and you like it, you should call out our Lord and you should do it loud. When you’d call “God!” enough, he would hear you. He would hear you and he’d watch you. Remember, that god loves to watch you fucking. If he likes the way you’re having sex, he’d give you an orgasm. Orgasm is gods’ gift. God is a pervert. Like you are.

2. BEING HORNY IS GIFT OF NATURE

….which had been created by our lord. But that’s not that important for this moment. Important thing is, that being horny is a gift and you should treat it like that. Find other horny people and have sex with them. If you have no orgasm, don’t worry and don’t push it. The time would come. And so do you.

3. CHURCH OF FUCK IS OLDER THAN CHRISTIANITY

People used to have sex before Jesus was born. Even Saint Maria had sex to have Jesus. Remember that critical thinking is on of the pillars of our church. Maria had to had sex, because that’s the way how reproduction works. We know that. And it’s not only because we have lots of students of medicine in our church.

4. BE CLOSE TO OUR LORD

You should be close to our lord. You should have sex as much as possible. For deeper religious experience, you should try to get as close to our Lord as possible. The place where god is closer to us, is church. Alltrairs especially. If you have sex in church, our Lord would see you at his best. He would give you better orgasms and he would love you more. There is a rumor that when you have sex on the alltair, lord will turn you into a lion. Don’t worry about it, that happens to christians only.

5. WE HAVE NOTHING AGAINST CHRISTIANITY

Although, we don’t accept pedophilia and we know that condoms are good prevention of reproduction and STDs. We concider priests fucking small boys being one of the main still-lasting reasons why christianity is still wide spread (what a nice ambiguity). We concider this as a prove, that sex is important part of church. But, we have nothing aginst christianity.

6. WE’RE NASTY IN A GOOD WAY

We don’t call ourself brothers and sisters, that would be nasty in a bad way. We call ourself “fuck”. Here’s an example sentence to enlighten you the way how it should be used: “Hey Camille, fuck, if you can pause what you’re doing now, come here and take off your panties”.

7. WE ARE RECOGNISABLE

Sign of our church is red circle inside white circle. Wear this sign visibly on you at all time, to recognise other fellow fucks.

8. THERE IS NO BAD PERVERSION

If you fellow fuck gets horny by thinking about same thing as you do, it’s not a bad perversion. If not, the other person is on different religious level than you are (remember that it does not mean that one of you is better or lesser). You should go find someone who would appreciate your deep religious base better.

9. WE ACCEPT QUANTUM STATES

Quantum states are one of the main pillars of our church. We believe that Earth is flat and round at the same time. Flat is, because we may have sex on it. We like to have sex on flat things, so our Earth must be flat. Rounded, because rounded things may be sexy. Some of our strongest fucks believes, that Earth is tit-shaped. Also, until you’ll ask the other person if he/she wants to have sex with you, the persons’ will is probably a quantum state too.

10. WE ARE INDEPENDENT

We have out thoughts and opinions. We’re naturally curious and sex is just one of many aspects of our lives.

https://www.church-of-fuck.com/ten-commandments/