If you ever wondered what Connecticut Clark would be if he was an event instead of a guy, he’d be this:
Ahhh yes. Hot dog Thursdays at the county air museum. I will meet the love of my life there and make them the third happiest person in ConnecticutCalifornia
people talk about malfina/connecticut clark as if it’s a brand new dynamic. as if these two haven’t been here since 1988. we’ve forgotten our history, our odd couple roots
They all make friends one day but internally Roger has a whole emotional crisis over how much manlier and more impressive he thinks Clark is
tired of revisionist myth where hades and persephone are in love or whatever, it’s been done way too many times. instead i’m going to write a revisionist myth reimagining hephaestus and aphrodite as connecticut clark and malfina
What she means: Clark asks Malfina the Demon Witch to make him the 3rd happiest man in Connecticut and agree to marry him. Who are these two happier men? What man, let alone men, could have more happiness than a man (who, let’s be honest, is a solid 4) that has the joy and privilege to marry a hot demon giantess with a heart of gold that could vaporize all detractors?
I have been to Connecticut. Euphoria is in short supply there, so suspending disbelief for this narrative is a struggle.
I am delighted by the number of seperate comments on this saying that the two happiest men in Connecticut are married to each other
