#contractions

Im in the pushing mood so come and coach me.

Feeling so pushy…

homewaterbirthcontractions:

I love contractions!

I love contractions!

THE ALBUM

[One of my unreleased drafts from 2020]

Part 1

You had the most brilliant idea.

Making music is your life. You’ve made it so far that you’re world famous. You remember posting that crucial photo a few months ago. In the photo you are only sitting in tight-fitting underpants with your legs apart on the couch with a poker face and you are supporting your pregnancy belly with your right hand. You were photographing five months with triplets. The world has freaked out. You became a kind of symbol. “Hot singer gets three babies!”; “His belly looks so pretty”; “Becoming a father will be common!”. Just a few days after the post, you announced that an album would be made out of your pregnancy. You wanted the album to accompany your pregnancy. Your six pack had to give way but the picture book stomach did not disappoint you. The belly didn’t sink in deeply but sat very tightly on you as if you were just pregnant with a child. A 14-track album was planned. You were in the studio every day writing, recording and producing your music. Everything went great. Up to the 26th week of pregnancy.

7:33am

You were lying in bed and had set an alarm for 9 a.m. but were torn out of your sleep by several calls. You threw the covers aside and the morning sunlight warmed your bulging belly. You sat on the bed frame and looked at your phone. It was Sam, your manager. You took the call. “Sam?” He sounded not happy:

“Hey! You have to listen carefully. There’s a problem.”

You got up in a hurry and ran to the window to get better reception.

“What’s going on?” you asked.

“Four songs from your new album are circulating on the internet. They were leaked.”

“What?!” You felt like you were going to fall and your heart stopped for a moment. "What? How did that happen!?” Before Sam could answer you felt a sharp, nagging pain in your abdomen and you knew that the shock hadn’t done you any good. "Okay, it doesn’t matter now, call an ambulance to me immediately. Something is wrong with the babies!”

In the worst case, you could have given birth that day, but thank God it wasn’t that dramatic. Of course it was swarming with people who put strong pressure on you. There was a hacker who leaked the four songs and that meant for you that you didn’t want to continue having these four songs on your album, but would produce four new ones. According to the doctors, you were able to continue your pregnancy without any complications.

Part 2

You take a deep breath. Then exhale. It was the uncomfortable desk chair that drives you crazy. Actually, it has become a little too small for you in the last few months. You couldn’t spread your legs wide enough to fit your massive triplet’s belly, so everything pressed together and your thighs pushed the armrests both apart.

You can’t think straight so you stand up and immediately feel liberated. Your shirtless upper body would have started to sweat anyway if you hadn’t gotten up. The waistband of your jogging pants is tight against your stomach again, so you push it so low that your underpants are already showing in the front, but your bulge is still holding them up. There is still one song missing which you have to finish. You are already mixing but have just been disturbed by the recurring abdominal pain. Actually, the album should have been ready long ago, but due to the leak and the pause you introduced afterwards, you still spent the whole ninth month getting everything ready. You were and are stressed, but you still do everything. There are millions of people who want to hear your album. You grab under your big belly, lift it up a bit to make it easier for you, and slowly walk out of the study. Entering the open kitchen, you ask your boyfriend to continue massaging your stomach. He comes behind you as you look into the fridge and lifts your belly again. He kisses your neck. "Still working?” he asks you.

“It’s getting tight. I’ve been in light labor for days and hope to finish the album today. Tomorrow everything should arrive at the team and we can advertise. My live performance is next week.” Your boyfriend circles his fingers over your stomach. "Do you think you’ll make it this far? Maybe you should take a break after all?” Your boyfriend’s hands go lower and pull your jogging pants under your bulge so that they slide down your legs and you’re left with only a pair of retro shorts.

„I finally want to have sex again. WHILE you are still pregnant. We don’t have much time left.“ After this sentence, he slowly reaches into your underpants. "Let me finish the song and then I’ll be through.” If I hurry I’ll be through in an hour. You can prepare something in the meantime.“ You simply leave your jogging pants and make your way back to the study to get done quickly. Your boyfriend can put them away. He generally does so much for you to make you feel better.

Part 3

you can’t believe it. You’re done. You actually made it. Again you free yourself from the cramped desk chair and press down. However, you stop in front of the door because a contraction makes you crouch down again. You stay there for a moment, but then you can move on. Without all the stress, you enter the living room and report on your end of work. Your boyfriend helps you sit down and you see that he has lit candles for you. In addition, he brought you oil to cream your stomach. You let your body sink comfortably into the couch and finally spread your legs so that your huge belly finally has free space when sitting. Your boyfriend has already changed his clothes and is wearing red underpants. Just red underpants. He probably wants to make the lotion particularly romantic. You try to get everything from your stomach on camera to say goodnight to your fans. Then you put your phone away and your boyfriend carefully begins to climb a little on top of you with his legs next to yours, pulling his bulging underwear over your huge heavy belly. Then he goes back a little and touches your lower stomach area with the full underpants while he kisses you. You’re horny just by looking at him and you’re in a sex mood. Then you lie down in such a way that it is easier for him to give you a blowjob before finally having sex on the sofa. He spoils you. His dominance makes you even more horny.

Another contraction, triggered by your position, makes you mosn. "Yes baby! I want to make you burst!” Your boyfriend didn’t realize you are having a real contraction, so he just kept going until he finally orgasms. But you didn’t sopped him because the contraction wasn’t that painful. You sit back on the couch so that he can sit next to you and then you two let the excitement fade away for a moment. Then he starts to clean himself and you a bit with lukewarm water. Then you both put your underpants back on and slowly go to bed together. There you organize a hot petting until you fall asleep.

So I‘m sitting here waiting for the bloodmoon while experiencing heavy contractions. Hopefully I can warch the moon till it’s red. I’m rubbing my belly to calm down but the pain is not going away. Can feel the baby’s head down in my pelvis.

fatandgrowing:

Contractions had started, soon his baby would be coming out, but until then, a few more belly rubs to enjoy the firm orb that has been growing for so long.

growingbigger2:

So big and heavy

growingbigger2:

It’s time

Contractions

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romulanholiday:

jediteaparty:

arauj0:

aangnog:

i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”

 and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”

also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”

actually blush is from old english blyscan, which comes from which comes from the same place as the old english word blyse(‘torch’), from proto germanic blisk, which means ‘to shine or burn’. so ‘blush’ basically means your face is so red you could read from it.

yes, i KNOW that is not the point of the humor of the post, i just think other people might find it interesting, everyone ignore me now.

a bit off-topic but one thing I’ve never understood: how come won’t is a contraction of will not

wouldn’t something like “willn’t” make more sense

wow sorry this took me so long to get back to! but that is actually a very good question.

The short answer is ‘because language (and pronunciation) changes’. The contraction 'won’t’ is short and easy, so it’s survived centuries, even when the words it originally contracted didn’t, and have changed as a consequence. 'Won’t’ is kind of a leftover relic.

Which is to say, 'won’t’ isn’t a contraction of 'will + not’; 'won’t’ is a contraction of 'woll + not’. 'Woll’ is the archaic form of 'will’, you can find it in Chaucer.

'Won’t’ was originally recorded in the 1500s as 'wynnot’ and later 'wonnot’. Remember, back then, spelling was hardly standardized, and monks fucking loved the letter 'y’. The form of the word with which we’re familiar, 'won’t’, only emerged by the 1600s, probably because it was easier to spell and write. 'Won’t’ is a word that evolved over time into the form we find it now; it’s not really phonetic, though it looks like it.

Also, fun fact that I learned while I was researching all this shit: 'can’t’ isn’t a contraction of 'can + not’, it’s a contraction of 'cannot’.

August 1, 2021

Hi! Guess what?! I had my baby boy! He’s here, healthy and happy! I’m such a proud mom! Can you tell? Lol. I was in labor for 3 days but I was in active labor for 12 hours, without an epidural, woah can you say painful. But it was all worth with, he came on his actual due date which everyone thinks is so crazy but I knew he would. I’m so happy we have him. My boyfriend and I love him so very much, he’s our reason to push harder and work harder. My boyfriend even said yesterday that he’s glad we didn’t go through with it. Yeah I am to because even though I’m in pain and still healing and tired out of my freaking mind I wouldn’t trade him for the world. My sweet baby boy! I can’t believe I’ve been writing about him for months and now he’s here. I still miss him being in my belly sometimes. Mostly because he came everywhere with me and because I miss his kicks and nudges. But I love that I get to see him and hold him and kiss him. I hope I’m a good mom, I’ll damn sure try my best! I’ll do anything for my son. But hey besides that my boyfriend and I have been pretty good. He’s such a good dad, but it feels like our relationship changed. Not in a bad way it’s more so there’s 3 of us now so our relationship is based around the baby now. Also my sex drive has come back but we can’t do anything because I’m still healing. I’ll definitely be more careful once I’m able to you know have sex again, I seriously don’t want to be pregnant again. Well not for a few years. Well anyway I can’t believe I’m a mother now, let’s begin this new chapter of my life :3 gotta go

Ps. Lol this is weird but my boyfriend has work in the morning and I went on his phone to sent his alarm so he’ll get up in the morning. After I did that I went to look at his pictures because he has more pictures of our son on his birthdate then I do so I wanted to see all the pictures. They are all so cute besides the pictures of me in pain during labor and right after giving birth. Anyway I went to his recently deleted file and there are videos of him and his ex girlfriend being sexual lmao. I looked at one because I’m nosey and I didn’t get upset. Mostly because I’m the video he said he loved her and she didn’t say it back. She stopped loving him and he was giving her his all. It made me feel bad for him for a second but then I didn’t. If she didn’t do what she did in their relationship I wouldn’t have my son. Also I wasn’t upset because he was in a relationship with her at the time and yes they did have sex and I was also having sex in my relationship before him. But it was just burning in my brain I had to something.