#correctly incorrect quotes
Pyro: [looks at the camera like they’re in The Office]
Scout, sobbing: h o w did they SAY THAT-
Scout: Its not gay if I wanna date Sniper like bros, right?
Demoman: I’m not an expert, but that does sound kinda gay.
Medic, reanimating a corpse in the background: I’m an expert. That’s pretty gay.
Engineer: Some sonovabitch keeps eating my pudding.
Scout, eating pudding: What kind?
Spy: I made macaroni and poison.
Spy: It’s like macaroni and cheese but with a special ingredient.
Sniper, getting seconds:
Solider: if you don’t stop talking, i’m gonna jump out of this window.
Spy: We’re on the ground floor.
Solider: I know, but I wanna make a dramatic exit.
Spy: DON’T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE!!!
Sniper: DON’T FUCK UP YOUR LIFE, THEN!!!
Scout: So when do you think we’ll see the big hairy boys?
Heavy: Please call them bears.
Soldier: you’re my best friend, Conagher! last year we shared a toothbrush!
Engineer: I… I was not aware of it.
Soldier: well, we did!
Officer: When is your birthday?
Scout: April 12.
Officer: Okay, what year?
Scout:
Scout: Every year…?
