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some creepypasta headcanons to apologize for the 5(?)ish months ive been gone

- eyeless originally wanted to be a regular surgeon, but gained interest in being a pediatrician. ( a children’s doctor ) he surprisingly worked well with kids, even though he was a quiet introvert who was running off 3 hours of sleep and adderall and looked pretty scary to a six year old

- i absolutely adore the idea that jack, a serial killer cannibal demon fuck, is good with kids and wanted to be a doctor mainly for them

- jacks also has had to help wild animals in the forest give birth. he doesn’t particularly enjoy it but he won’t leave the animal to have a difficult time by themselves

- his favorite woodland animals are deer, snakes, and winged insects

- for a while a bunch of pastas thought ben had tics; turns out he just glitched out so bad that his body looked like it was experiencing tics

- catch him holding a glass of milk and then all of a sudden there’s a shattered glass on the floor cause his hand glitched out so bad

- also he’s lactose intolerant he has no business drinking milk

- jeff has an unhealthy addiction to coconut oil. he eats it, he puts it on his dry ass skin, he puts it in his hair; he thinks it’s the magical cure that’ll fix all his crustyness. its not.

- everyone in that manor has committed massive amounts of theft. it just comes with being a serial killer who works for the devil himself. let them have their fun

- toby likes to think that he has the physical abilities equal to a main character in an action anime; he’ll try and do flips and spins and shit off buildings and trees and then eat shit when he falls and breaks both legs

- if eyeless is busy and can’t play doctor, masky and hoodie take up the job while they wait for him to get back. they’ve got a decent understanding of how to train most minor wounds, do stitches, and if it comes to it, amputee a limb. usually they leave that last bit to eyeless. or jeff

HALLOWEEN BLOG THEME WOOOOO HAPFY HALLOFWEEN WHAT ARE YOU GUYS GONNA DO FOR HALLOWEEN THIS YEAR i know it’s not close BUT STILL WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS

i know im a creepypasta blog but would anyone like to hear about my minecraft ocs that me and my friends made when we were 14 that have now violently snuck up on me after forgetting about them for a while

kate the chaser headcanons <3

- okay so i haven’t actually looked into kate that much woopsie

- i know the basics of her story, design, and what she basically does as a proxy

- kate “ the chaser? ” the first time i read that i thought an animal and since then, my version of kate isn’t entirely human

- i like to think of her as a forest spirit, although she just looks a little creepy; she’s an average height, skinny creature with limbs that are just slightly too long. ( these make it easier to chase people on all fours, ya know, like an animal )

- my reason for her being a forest spirit is actually kinda funny; me and my friend in middle school had a running joke that she was a dog cause that’s what i thought she was at first LMFAO so i thought she was magical version of smile dog for a while

- i got them mixed up don’t yell at me lol

- okay but back to kate

- now i think of her as a forest spirit because in my headcanon, slender’s radiation killed her, although he wanted her to work for him so badly that he brought her back to life, just as a spirit in his forest. because she was brought back from the dead, she looks a lil fucked up but it’s okay we love her

- she reminds me of eyeless jack in a way; a not entirely human demon-spirit thing with long limbs, sharp teeth, and a mask who smells like death

- while on the topic of her mask, it’s a plain white mask but the eyesockets are very big; maybe the constant scratching at it by victims wore it down who knows though; also the mask has horns on the top because i said so

- kate still feels human emotions, although they can easily be clouded and taken over by voices in her head. these voices are what keeps her loyal to slender; if she didn’t hear these voices she would have run off and probably been killed again by some scared civilian

- these voices are also what makes her kill; because of them; they’re constantly screaming in her mind, reminding her that her one goal is to protect the forest from outsiders. kate believes that’s her only goal and reason to be where she is; she does a damn good job though

- i like to think that her way of killing is these long claws that she has, but another part of me just likes a plain baseball bat. how about… both….

hey besties so i wanna do this awesome little thing where you guys ask me to draw something, i draw that thing, and then boom creepypasta in 2021 but my version please and thank you

creepypasta fanon and canon are hilarious to me because cannonly toby’s an asshole who only cares about himself and a few other people but fanonly he’s this dorky young adult golden retriever boy who acts like a 17 year old who’s crush said yes to a sleepover but in reality he’d kill any of us without a second thought

we all saw this character and just decided “ golden retriever energy he’s dorky and fun and a total lovebug ” when actually if you tried to talk to him about your problems he’d laugh in your face then spit on you while you cry

creepypasta scent headcanons

warning: they’re stinky.

im kidding i love them too much to make them stinky little assholes these characters literally raised me throughout elementary and middle school

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jeff: okay ive said this before but jeff doesn’t smell that bad. maybe a little bit of body odor and cigarettes but other than that he keeps up with smelling good. he’s got a strong rose shampoo and bath and body works is his shit. he smothers himself in lotion after his two hour long shower. he’s a man with a mission; he just wants to smell good.

ben: honestly ben probably doesn’t smell that bad either. you know that smell when to just wake up and you can like smell your body and hair but not any body odor? that’s what he smells like; just human body and hair. that, as well as a mix of different body odors, probably more masculine ones but there’s some feminine ones in the mix. also it smells like rain. the good rain too not the gross warm rain smell; he smells like cool, fresh rain.

toby: toby smells good! he puts a lot of effort into smelling good cause he hates smelling like sweat and grossness from his work. he has a routine he does everyday and night that consists of lotions, body scrubs, perfumes, room sprays, hair sprays; literally anything that’ll just make him smell good. he just smells expensive. and like fall scents; you know like apple, pumpkin spice, fresh baked bread, stuff like that. toby smells the best out of anyone.

slenderman: imagine the dark academia aesthetic and then mix in a little bit of blood and highly toxic chemicals; that’s slender’s smell. black coffee, an old library, clean cats that just came inside, clean forests; stuff like that. also there’s a hint of death on him but that’s only if you get too close to him. no one really knows why; maybe is because he’s basically a death omen deity thing that lives in the forest and eats people. wonderful.

masky: masky smells like laundry detergent, cigarettes, and kinda like expense cushions. like high quality cushions in like really really expensive restaurants. he just smells clean mostly but there’s a hint of body odor and then an overwhelming wave of cigarettes and massive amounts of regret.

hoodie: hoodie? okay in my head he smells like nothing; like he’s just a plain dude with a totally plain job and life. yeah totally. if i had to assign him a smell it would be fresh water. hoodies kinda boring smell wise but atleast he doesn’t stink. maybe he smells a little bit like wood too. yeah probably

x-virus: cody smells like cleaning chemicals, cinnamon, and this expensive perfume that smells like a rainy night. the smell im imagining reminds of the movie “ a nightmare before christmas ” if that’s makes any sense. kinda… halloweenie… BOO!

jane: jane spends way too much money on lotions and perfumes and smell-good things; her collection rivals toby’s. this woman will literally dedicate an entire paycheck to just candles and perfumes like it’s nothing. honestly i see her smelling very floral; maybe rose? not lavender but if i sat next to her, id think rose and sunny day. so just fresh? yeah she smells fresh and floral

clockwork: in my mind, natalie smells like ash, laundry detergent, earthy scents, and masculine deodorant; she basically just smells like a lumberjack lmao

nina: i can see nina enjoying really strong fruity and floral scents; like really really strong you’ll get a headache if you’re around her too long. i imagine her smelling like really strong mango, dry shampoo, peppermint, and any really strong tropical smell.

sally: sally probably smells fine; i can see her just smelling like any other young girl; cheap body sprays, play-doh, and apple juice; but i also like to imagine her smelling like caramel and a library as well.

eyeless jack: jack smells very nice and clean; he smells like a mix of cleaning chemicals, cat fur, rainy woods, and coffee. also he sometimes smells like saliva cause he licks himself but that’s okay. also his mouth smells like a rotten decaying corpse; don’t get too close unless you want your nose to stop working.

laughing jack: in my opinion jack just smells like peppermint tea, caramel, and cyanide. also his hair is either really greasy and gross or it’s clean for once - once in a blue moon this man’s gross.

lost silver: i feel like if i sat down next to silver and smelled him, my nose would get physically cold and start bleeding from the temperature change. idk he just smells cold if that makes sense.

rex: she smells like a car engine, whiskey, and ash. fuckers been playing around in the woods unsupervised too much; okay but seriously she smells like a middle aged alcoholic but just not as bad. only slightly. like 40% and then 30% is like forest and good food. the other 30% is similar to lost silver; just cold.

holy fuck i had a dream last night where i was literally the stereotypical y/n in every wattpad story who gets kidnapped by jeff the killer and then seduces half the manor HOLY FUCK i vividly remember it being layed out as a comic book too WHAT THE FUCK BRING ME BACK

WOOOOOOO MASTERLIST FINALLY

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- key -

angst - ☾

fluff - ♡

nsfw - ☆

random headcanon - ♢

shitpost - ☢

also, this list goes from newest - oldest, if you wanna start from the beginning of a pasta just scroll to the bottom of their section :) some scenarios/headcanons for multiple pastas are under random headcanons :)

- ʀᴀɴᴅᴏᴍ ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴᴏɴs -

- ᴊᴇғғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪʟʟᴇʀ -

- ʙᴇɴ ᴅʀᴏᴡɴᴇᴅ -

- ᴛɪᴄᴄɪ ᴛᴏʙʏ -

- ᴛʜᴇ sʟᴇɴᴅᴇʀᴍᴀɴ -

- ᴛʜᴇ sʟᴇɴᴅᴇʀ ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀs - nothing yet!

- ᴍᴀsᴋʏ -

- ʜᴏᴏᴅɪᴇ - nothing yet!

- ᴋᴀᴛᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀsᴇʀ

- x-ᴠɪʀᴜs

- ᴅᴀʀᴋ ʟɪɴᴋ -

- ʟᴏsᴛ sɪʟᴠᴇʀ -

- ɢʟɪᴛᴄʜʏ ʀᴇᴅ - nothing yet!

- ᴊᴀɴᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪʟʟᴇʀ -

- ᴄʟᴏᴄᴋᴡᴏʀᴋ -

- ɴɪɴᴀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪʟʟᴇʀ -

- sᴀʟʟʏ -

- ᴇʏᴇʟᴇss ᴊᴀᴄᴋ -

- ʟᴀᴜɢʜɪɴɢ ᴊᴀᴄᴋ -

- ʀᴇx - nothing yet!

if i wrote a story involving witchcraft, slenderman, and an angsty teen with light daddy issues in her rebellious phase would it be cliche/mary sue asking for a friend

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