#cursed child

Scorpius: Dad, I have to tell you something.

Draco: What is it, Scorp?

Scorpius: I’m dating someone.

Draco: That’s wonderful news! Who are they, have I met them before?

Scorpius: *blushes* Well, it’s my best friend - Albus.

Draco: Albus… POTTER?

Scorpius: -Uh, yeah.

Draco: *crying* Merlin, I’m just so proud of you-

Scorpius:…

Draco: Getting a Potter like that; I’m - I’m amazed.

*later that day*

Albus: So, how did it go?

Scorpius: I thought my grandfather was exaggerating when he told me how much my dad would talk about ‘famous Harry Potter’ - but he’s been complimenting his Quidditch skills alone for two hours.

Albus: Huh, weird.

Scorpius and Albus: I bet they were really good friends!