#gay albus
Albus: *carves ‘Albus + Gellert’ into a tree trunk*
Gellert: You absolute nerd.
Gellert: *carves ‘4ever’ into the tree*
Rose: If you took a shot everytime you did something stupid, how drunk would you be?
Victoire: Possibly a bit…
Teddy: *spits out drink* Come on Vic, you’d be sober.
Victoire: Ahh, ba-
Louis:*gags*
Hugo: A little tipsy.
Molly: I certainly wouldn’t be able to drive.
Lucy: Past my ‘emotional drunk’ stage and nearing ‘runaway pickpocket’.
Molly: Wait, you’ve had alcohol before?
Lucy:…
Lily: Pretty sure I’d be dancing on tables.
Fred: Remember that time I sprained my wrist in a makeshift Quidditch match at 3am?
Roxanne: *high fives Fred* That was sick.
Fred, Roxanne, Louis: About that level.
Fred, Roxanne, Louis:JINX!
Fred, Roxanne, Louis: Double ji-
Dominique: Merlin’s Beard, blackout drunk at least.
James: Totally wasted.
Albus:Dead.
Victoire:…
Teddy:…
Louis:…
Hugo:…
Molly:…
Lucy:…
Lily:…
Fred:…
Roxanne:…
Dominique:…
James:…
Scorpius: Haha, same. *fist bumps Albus*
Queenie: What if we inverted our initials? I’d be Guennie Qoldstein!
Tina: I suppose Gina Toldstein doesn’t sound too strange.
Jacob: Kacob Jowalski?
Newt: It should be Scewt Namander: well, that’s not quite-
Dumbledore: Dlbus Bercival Wulfric Prian Aumbledore.
Grindeldore: Gellert Grinde…
Grindeldore: This is a stupid game anyway.
Gellert: Have you seen my husband?
OP: What does he look like?
Gellert, already sobbing:Beautiful.
Dumbledore: Look, I know that I’m typically quite lenient about the mischief you lot get up to, but this time it’s crucial that I know whether or not you did it - because it could have been dangerous for both parties involved.
Dumbledore: Sirius, Mr Lupin, Miss McKinnon, Miss Meadowes; I need you to be straight with me.
Sirius:
Remus:
Marlene:
Dorcas:
Dumbledore: Okay, I realise that was difficult for all of us.
Albus: It’s just a crush, don’t make a big deal out of it-
Gellert: Hi Albus!
Albus: *getting on one knee* I love you.
*after a failed magical experiment*
Albus: You’re losing a lot of blood, quick - what’s your type?!
Gellert: *drowsily* Auburn hair, blue eyes, intelligent-
Albus: Blood type, dear, blood type!
Gellert: *looks down at wound* Red.
Albus: I like my women like I like my coffee.
Scorpius: *thinking* Crap, he isn’t gay then.
Albus: *sips tea*
Scorpius: Dad, I have to tell you something.
Draco: What is it, Scorp?
Scorpius: I’m dating someone.
Draco: That’s wonderful news! Who are they, have I met them before?
Scorpius: *blushes* Well, it’s my best friend - Albus.
Draco: Albus… POTTER?
Scorpius: -Uh, yeah.
Draco: *crying* Merlin, I’m just so proud of you-
Scorpius:…
Draco: Getting a Potter like that; I’m - I’m amazed.
*later that day*
Albus: So, how did it go?
Scorpius: I thought my grandfather was exaggerating when he told me how much my dad would talk about ‘famous Harry Potter’ - but he’s been complimenting his Quidditch skills alone for two hours.
Albus: Huh, weird.
Scorpius and Albus: I bet they were really good friends!
